Chapter 1641: The Punishment Tower (2)
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
The Venerable Peach Blossom Immortal twitched his mouth, and even his hand couldn’t help but shake while holding the wine cup. “I say, old geezer, why don’t you keep your mouth shut! I’ve been watching you get struck by thunderbolts every day the entire time since I’ve come in here. Even my face hurts for you…”
“What old geezer? Who is an old geezer!!” The young man glared angrily at the Venerable Peach Blossom Immortal. “You punk, don’t think that because you’re one or two years younger than me that you can call me an old geezer at every turn! Wait until I get out of here. I will definitely marry eight to ten young wives. Don’t make me old by recklessly calling me that!”
“Ohohoho, what are you two chatting about? You’re in quite the good mood!” A shout suddenly interrupted the two’s conversation.
“Ha, look at you. It’s all because of your noisy babbling that drew over that biddy.” The Venerable Peach Blossom Immortal leisurely poured himself a cup of wine as he looked askance at the young man hanging on the wall.
“Frankly speaking, you had better not sully the girls out there at your age. Just conscientiously remain inside the punishment area!” The Venerable Peach Blossom Immortal curled his lips. He looked up and saw a woman draped in red silk with a large peony blossom in her hair drifting over.
Her slender and white hands hid her face with a silk kerchief she was grasping, and as she walked up with affected shyness, she slowly, slowly took down the silk kerchief concealing her face.
She revealed a face comparable to that of a monkey’s butt.
Her cheeks were scarlet and her eyes full of tender feelings as she swayed her delicate body and winked at the Venerable Peach Blossom Immortal.
The wine cup in His Excellency the Venerable Immortal’s hand nearly tumbled underneath the bed…
This woman had freaked him out!
“You!”
“Brother Feng Chen, do my clothes and also my makeup look nice?” The peony blossom made a semicircle around the bed as she rippled her red silk dress and once again sent the Venerable Peach Blossom Immortal a wink.
“Ahahahahaha!” The young man hanging from the wall laughed his head off. “Peony Immortal, your face looks like a monkey’s butt right now. Wahahaha, do you say it looks nice?”
“Shut up, Dao Wuji! Wasn’t talking to you!” A small hammer appeared in the Peony Immortal with a flip of her hand. There was even a streak of lightning winding around the head of it.
The young man called Dao Wuji suddenly shifted his devil-may-care expression. He pursed his lips and was forced to make an insincere remark. “Actually, a peony and a peach blossom make a perfect match!”
The Peony Immortal started giggling.
“Shut up!!” A certain peach blossom’s handsome face immediately darkened as he glared at the young man in chagrin.
Dao Wuji pursed his lips and heedlessly shut his mouth.
Ever since he failed to clear the tower ten years ago, this biddy had chained him to the 13th level of the Punishment Tower with deity-locking chains.
He truly was frustrated from all these years of this!
Even a random junior that came along could yell and shout at him now!
Way back then when he was stirring up trouble and living the good life on Siyuan Planet, he had even married a dozen wives. Then compare that to now, sigh…
“Brother Feng Chen.” The Peony Immortal swayed her body more exaggeratedly this time. “Stay here with me in this punishment area. How about it?”
Feng Chen’s body shuddered, and he rapidly shook his head like a rattle-drum.
No way, no way. Of course no way!
His eyes were going to get scarred if he looked at this woman any more, let alone staying here and facing her for all his lifetimes!
Don’t be kidding me!
Feng Chen suddenly stood up and kicked over the basket of fruit on the bed. “Come!”
The Peony Immortal’s eyes lit up. “Ah, I’m coming!”