Chapter 598: Are You Hiding A Lady
Ye Shaoguang…
He felt that if he could die from being extremely infuriated to the point of spitting blood, he would have been long dead.
Ye Shaoguang intended to enforce justice with his own hands. However, even to the best of his abilities, and giving his all as symbolic punishment on this woman, it had little to no effect on her. Not a single care crossed this woman’s mind.
Ye Shaoguang furiously exclaimed while gritting his teeth tightly, “Ji Mianmian, I realized you’re not only just a retarded fool, but you’re also a shameless wench.”
Ji Mianmian replied with an innocent look on her face, “Yeah, I am a shameless wench. You said it yourself. As long as you slept with me, you’ll help my goddess, and now, the truth is that we shared a bed and, in fact, slept in it until daylight broke. Now you want to go back on your promise? There are many ways in sleeping, who told you to choose that in the first place?”
Ye Shaoguang took a couple of deep breaths, as he thought to himself. If only he knew exactly how shameless of a wench she would be, he should never have been so righteous last night. He should have told her… made her….
Ye Shaoguang realized how increasingly useless he had become and how far he had fallen. He always regretted it after every time he had done it.
His every skill and every twisted trick in the book seemed completely useless and ineffective in the face of Ji Mianmian.
As expected, to use any tricks in the presence of crazy would undoubtedly be completely useless.
Ji Mianmian’s body was only wrapped in a layer of blanket. Due to her extensive, violent motions, her blanket had little to no effect in covering her body. Her breasts were pressed up against Ye Shaoguang’s back. Along with her every motion, Ye Shaoguang could clearly feel the softness on his back.
With a cold expression on his face, Ye Shaoguang said, “Get off…”
Ji Mianmian’s grip grew tighter as she had her entire arm around Ye Shaoguang’s neck. She said, “No, I won’t get off, I won’t get off. If you dare to get violent with me, I will slam you down on the ground. Believe me, I will.”
No matter what Ji Mianmian said, she was hellbent on never letting go of Ye Shaoguang. Since she already wasted so much time on him, it did not matter if he did or did not sleep with her. As long as she felt that she had, nothing else mattered.
Ye Shaoguang had some trouble breathing after being physically strangled by her. He held onto the doorframe tightly. He was so infuriated that his head actually hurt.
“Before you have a chance to slam me on the ground, do you know that you would’ve suffocated me to death first?” said Ye Shaoguang.
Ji Mianmian immediately released him a little. She said, “If you dare to go back on your promise, I will run out that door right now and yell out, ‘Ye Shaoguang likes men, and he tricked me into sleeping with him.’ This is…”
“If you dare to say one more word, I will devour you right now and do everything I failed to do last night.” Ye Shaoguang stated.
Ji Mianmian blinked in confusion.
“Alright, that would obviously be completely okay. Since I have nothing to do at the moment…” said Ji Mianmian casually. Ye Shaoguang was shocked as he never expected her to say that,
Ye Shaoguang felt that his chest had tightened, and his teeth and head were hurting like crazy…
Ji Mianmian then proceeded to follow up with another sentence. She added, “However, you’ll need to help my goddess first. Or else, you wouldn’t be sleeping with me tonight. Instead, I will mess you up first.”
Ye Shaoguang held onto the doorframe while gritting his teeth tightly. He said, “Alright… since… since… you want it so much, I’ll make it happen. Just get off my goddamn back first. I can’t make a damn call with you on my damn back.”
Ji Mianmian instantly jumped off his back as the blanket that was covering her slid off her body. Ye Shaoguang’s gaze immediately dimmed.
Out of nowhere, Ye Shaoguang impulsively grabbed Ji Mianmian into his arms, hugging her as he proceeded to lower his head for a kiss.
However…
They were promptly interrupted by someone knocking on the door. They were only 0.01 millimeters away from kissing.
“Shaoguang, what time is it already? How are you not up yet? Hurry up and open this door. I have something to discuss with you,” said a voice through the door.
“Why are you not opening the door yet? Are you hiding a lady?” added the voice.
Ye Shaoguang could tell it was You Xi’s voice. His first reaction was to shove Ji Mianmian into the washroom, along with her clothes and shoes.
Chapter 599: Your Naivety Is Simply Too Infatuating
“Stay put. Not a single word from your mouth, and make sure no one finds out about you.” Ye Shaoguang told Ji Mianmian as he squeezed her chin tightly.
Not a single fabric of clothing was on Ji Mianmian’s skin. While holding onto her clothes, she blinked her eyes as she naively asked Ye Shaoguang, “Will you help my goddess if I do as you say?”
Ye Shaoguang smiled as he was completely gobsmacked by her naivety. He gently patted her cheeks twice and said, “Depends on your performance…”
Ji Mianmian softly replied from Ye Shaoguang’s back. She said, “I will be on my best behavior, just hurry up and help my goddess out.”
Upon hearing her reply, Ye Shaoguang gritted his teeth tightly and turned around to face her again. He asked, “Besides your goddess, do you still have anyone else in your heart?”
Without a second thought, Ji Mianmian shook her head and replied, “Nope!”
“Pretend I didn’t ask that question.”
Ye Shaoguang proceeded to shut the door behind him.
Ji Mianmian pouted as she was indeed being honest about only having room in her heart for her goddess alone. Not a single soul shared that space.
…
You Xi was standing outside the instant Ye Shaoguang opened the main door to his room. Without letting him in the room, Ye Shaoguang asked, “What are you doing here?”
“Obviously, there’s business to discuss with you,” said You Xi said as he tried to squeeze past Ye Shaoguang into the room.
“You’re quite irresponsible for getting up so late in the day. Ye Shaoguang, be honest now. You wouldn’t be hiding a lady in here, now would you? Goddammit, you actually did… I can smell the scent of a lady in here.” You Xi said.
Ye Shaoguang clenched his fist while closing the door. He said, “Speak, what is it?”
“Who’s the lady? Just let me take a look,” said You Xi.
“She left.”
He knew that even as daft and as useless of a man You Xi was, You Xi happened to have a natural talent in women. Since he was able to sense the presence of a woman in the room, there was no use in lying, and so, Ye Shaoguang had to come clean.
You Xi pouted and said, “What a way to kill the fun. I really am interested in seeing who it could be that made you submit to your primal instincts.”
“Are you going to state your business or not?” asked Ye Shaoguang.
After taking a good look around the room and failing to detect the presence of a woman, You Xi frustratingly said, “Of course I will…”
“Say, since Qingsi had caused such a huge mess for herself at the moment, wouldn’t she be extremely grateful to me if I actually helped her. Perhaps, she would submissively sleep with me then…” You Xi added.
Ye Shaoguang rolled his eyes and said, “In your dreams. If anyone is helping her out, that person will never be you.”
Feeling slightly offended, You Xi said, “Oh please, you keep saying how great Tingfeng is. I can’t seem to agree with you. His own lady was yelled at so horribly by people, and yet he did nothing in response to that kerfuffle.”
“Do not mistake his lack of action to be his ignorance. It’s simply because it was not the right time for action yet. You better be honest now. Don’t forget… your mother had told you to be a little honest lately,” said Ye Shaoguang.
You Xi was instantly stunned by his response. He said, “I am honest, how can I not be?”
You Xi proceeded to stand up and said, “I’ll be using your washroom for a second.”
Ye Shaoguang stopped him, and with a blank look on his face, he said, “The washroom’s broken, no one came to fix it yet.”
A tiny glint could be seen in You Xi’s eyes as he said, “It’s fine, I only wanted to wash my hands and not use the…toilet.”
You Xi was one hundred percent certain that Ye Shaoguang was hiding his lady in the washroom. The more he kept thinking, the more excited he grew.
“The tap’s broken too.” Ye Shaoguang replied with a cold expression.
“Doesn’t matter, I’ll be using the towels then.” You Xi persisted.
“I won’t let you enter.” Ye Shaoguang replied.
“What if I force my way in?” You Xi persisted further.
Ye Shaoguang was adamant about stopping You Xi from entering as the man in front of him was a known womanizer, and the person inside the washroom happened to be a complete idiot. He was determined to never let these two humans meet.
Just as the two of them were in their scuffle, the washroom door silently opened. Ye Shaoguang proceeded to grab You Xi’s hand tighter as he thought, ‘If this idiot had to get out, she better be dressed!’
However, without warning, Ji Mianmian unexpectedly raised her arm, and with a swift knife hand, You Xi’s voice immediately seized as he limped, lifeless on the ground.
“To not let anyone find out about me, the only way was to… get him to pass out! How quick thinking am I?” Ji Mianmian looked up with pride. Her expression was as if she was waiting to be praised.
Ye Shaoguang suddenly turned to his side to give Ji Mianmian a kiss. With a soft tone, he said, “Sometimes, your… naivety… is… simply too infatuating!”