Chapter 1254: Untitled
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Since ancient times, the Lord of Heaven and Earth who ascended by picking soap was probably the first, no, the first two.
The Heavenly Dao Law was especially angry. It had guarded the world for many years, but it had never heard of two men daring to pick up soap in broad daylight?! It was fine if they did it, but they still dared to say it? Did it think it was deaf and couldn’t hear?
However, Lord Heavenly Dao, picking up soap… was really just picking up soap in the literal sense…
The Demon Lord felt bitter. If he had known that it was just a piece of soap, he wouldn’t have snatched it. He got the lightning tribulation just because he wanted a piece of soap. This was too aggrieved.
The Demon Lord had been thinking about the opportunity for his ascension these days. He had wondered if he had to slaughter a city and bury a million corpses to attract the lightning tribulation to strike him. Unexpectedly, a bar of soap did it.
However, he never thought that he would welcome the lightning with Zhou Jin.
He had the power to control lightning. His lightning tribulation was different from the lightning tribulations of other ascenders. As long as he controlled it well, the power of lightning could be used by him. It was no exaggeration to say that his tribulation was not difficult at all.
But…
If his lightning tribulation was also mixed with someone else’s lightning tribulation, then it would be a different story.
Zhou Jin’s lightning tribulation clearly would not go easy on its ascenders. When it struck their bodies, it would feel sore, especially when the lightning tribulation did not have eyes. As long as it was within its territory, it would turn the world upside down.
Generally speaking, cultivators would have abnormalities before they ascended. They could sense that they were about to ascend and would remind the surrounding people to evacuate in time to avoid being affected.
Today’s lightning tribulation was menacing. Not to mention that the two of them could not separate in time, even the Holy Sect could not dodge it so quickly.
Sect Master Lin shouted in his heart that something was wrong. The Holy Sect was going to be smashed into pieces.
However, to everyone’s surprise, the lightning tribulation in the sky really seemed to have eyes. It only caught the two of them and did not move at all.
Although it was said that they pitied all living beings and did not hurt the innocent, Sect Master Lin felt that it was not very likely. It was more like the lightning tribulation could not bear to waste a bolt of lightning. Every bolt had to kill these two beasts.
The Demon Lord was struck so miserably!
The Holy Master was not any better than him. It was already difficult for him to deal with his lightning tribulation, coupled with the lightning tribulation of the demons… One had to know that the lightning tribulation of the demons was originally more ferocious than the lightning tribulation of the orthodox cultivators. This was related to the fact that the cultivation of the demon cultivators of the same realm was higher than the orthodox cultivators. The backlash and lightning tribulation they suffered would definitely be even stronger.
The Holy Master was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and black smoke rose from his head.
Everyone in the Holy Sect took out their Dharma artifacts the moment they heard the lightning tribulation, preparing to make a dying struggle, but… what is this? Everyone was dumbfounded as they watched the lightning tribulation carefully avoid them and slash fiercely at the two of them.
The two of them were so struck by the lightning tribulation that they were just short of dancing a seaweed dance together.
“What’s wrong with them? Why were they so badly struck by lightning?” Yan Xiaosi felt that she couldn’t bear to continue looking.
Sect Master Lin was also very confused. Who knew what the two of them had done? Why were they struck like this? To be honest, even the book did not dare to write such a terrifying lightning tribulation!
After being puzzled, Sect Master Lin patiently explained the concept of lightning tribulation and ascension to Yan Xiaosi.
Yan Xiaosi said thoughtfully, “You mean they’re transcending the tribulation? They’re going to ascend to the upper realm after that?”
“That’s right.” It was hard to say if they could successfully transcend it. This lightning tribulation was clearly going to kill them.
This lightning tribulation lasted for an unknown period of time. Everyone’s neck hurt.
In the end, it was Yan Xiaosi who couldn’t stand it anymore. She wanted to sleep, but such a big lightning tribulation was so noisy that she couldn’t sleep!
Anger rose in her stomach. Then, she suddenly flew up and grabbed a bolt of lightning that slashed at the Demon Lord. The meandering lightning was as terrifying as a swimming dragon, but it instantly turned into a small light snake when Yan Xiaosi grabbed it.
The little light snake twisted. Huh? It couldn’t break free?
When Yan Xiaosi saw that she had easily caught the lightning, she glared strangely. She did not think too much about it. Since she could catch one, she might as well catch the second.
Therefore, everyone witnessed something even more unbelievable than two grown men being struck by lightning while picking up soap. The number one trash of the Holy Land—Yan Xiaosi—acted a scene of catching lightning with her bare hands.
At first, those lightning bolts were especially arrogant. When they saw their companions being captured by a little girl, they pounced on her arrogantly. In the end, when one came, Yan Xiaosi grabbed one. When two came, Yan Xiaosi grabbed a pair.
In the end, Yan Xiaosi already had two large bundles of lightning in her hands. She suddenly threw these lightning towards the dome!
With a loud bang, all the black clouds were dispersed. The sky that was originally filled with lightning and thunder suddenly became silent, and the entire world fell into silence. If not for the two humanoid charcoals still floating in the air, everyone would have thought that the lightning tribulation just now was just their imagination.
Sect Master Lin looked around in fear. He did not know if it was his imagination, but he felt that the laws of heaven and earth… were cowardly.
They were so cowardly that they even let go of the two animals who were picking up the soap.
“Is the lightning tribulation over?” Yan Xiaosi placed her hands on her hips and looked above her head. “Didn’t they say that an ascension passageway will open after the lightning tribulation? I don’t see any passageway.”
Wasn’t this nonsense? There could only be a passageway after the lightning tribulation was over, but wasn’t this not over?
It was rare for the lightning tribulation to not dare to strike down halfway.
Yan Xiaosi rolled up her sleeves.
Sect Master Lin felt the world tremble, as if it had suffered a huge shock again. Almost at the same time, the passageway to the dome opened.
Sect Master Lin : “…”
That shouldn’t be, right? That girl was just rolling up her sleeves. Was there a need to be so afraid of being beaten up? But then again, wasn’t that girl a ten-thousand-year-old trash?
Did she change, or was he seeing things?
No matter how stupid Yan Xiaosi was, she understood that ascension was not a
bad thing. Being able to go to the upper realm meant that she could see a wider world. Although she did not know how the two of them obtained their opportunity to ascend and there was no sign at all, she was happy for the two of them.
“Why aren’t they moving yet? If they don’t go up, the passageway will close!” Sect Master Lin said worriedly.
The passageway to ascension was not permanently open. It had a time limit, and after that, it would disappear.
At this moment, because the passageway had opened, the spiritual energy of the upper realm continuously surged over. This spiritual energy was much purer than that of the Holy Land, and all the cultivators felt their realms increase.
The only person who didn’t feel anything was Yan Xiaosi. She looked at the passageway that was only the size of a door and blinked in shock. “It’s so small. Can we squeeze in?”
As soon as she finished speaking, the passageway instantly became the size of a small garden.
Sect Master Lin staggered and almost went crazy!
Yan Xiaosi couldn’t care less now. She felt that the reason why the Holy Master and Brother Xiao Zhao didn’t ascend wasn’t because they didn’t want to, but because they had been struck by the lightning tribulation and couldn’t move.
Hence, she flew over, grabbed one with each hand, and flew towards the passageway.
Sect Master Lin’s expression changed drastically and he shouted, “Be careful—”
There was pressure in the passageway. Only those who had experienced the lightning tribulation could withstand that pressure. When other cultivators approached, they would be killed by the pressure inside.
This was not an exaggeration, but someone had really tested it. Otherwise, if anyone could enter the passageway, wouldn’t it mean that as long as an ascender opened it, the cultivators of an entire sect or even a large holy land could ascend?
Sect Master Lin was waiting to collect Yan Xiaosi’s corpse. He was already prepared to use his clothes to catch Yan Xiaosi’s corpse. In the end, he saw the three of them fly into the passageway unimpeded.
Sect Master Lin : “…
After the three of them flew over, the passageway closed with a whoosh.
The passageway closed, and the spiritual energy of the upper realm was gone. Even so, in just a short moment, the disciples of the Holy Sect had already absorbed more spiritual energy than they had in several lifetimes.
What no one noticed was that not long after this passageway closed, behind a small black cloud not far away, a small, small passageway used the black cloud to make a dumbfounded expression before quietly closing itself.
Of course, the ascension passageway of the righteous cultivators was different from the ascension passageway of the demons.
It was an unbearable pain to be pierced through by three people at the same time. It was too big to accommodate. It was still a newly appointed demon passageway that had not been entered by any ascenders..