Chapter 1240: Duel with the Penguins
Looking at the Penguin that had fallen on the ground, Haru and Kyouko weren't sure what to say for a moment.
"Wh - What?!" Kyouko was surprised.
"Could it be that he couldn't grip the brakes because he's a Penguin?" Haru said while looking at Penguin's flappy hands.
"So dangerous...." Kyouko was speechless.
"We're here too!"
Haru and Kyouko looked up and saw a group of Penguins.
"Michael!"
"Nelson!"
"Jake!"
"Jim!"
Then the Penguin that had fallen from the bicycle also stood up and introduced himself.
"Dennis!"
"The Penguin commandos have arrived!" 5x
The five Penguins stood up in various poses which intensified their stupidity.
"Kasugano Haruka! Come with us!" Jake said.
"Penguin! What do you want to do with Haru?!" Kyouko was furious when the Penguin suddenly asked her boyfriend to come with them.
"Girl, it has nothing to do with you! But if you want to come then it doesn't really matter. Just come quietly with us!"
"That's right! You little tail-d.i.c.k!"
"Short tail-d.i.c.k!"
"Phimo-tail!"
Haru was speechless when the Penguins started to mock him, but he didn't think too much since his heart was as big as his anaconda.
The Penguins were very proud of their front-tail and of course, because of their size and shape, they had this arrogance against a human, however, when they thought that Haru would become depressed, suddenly they heard a chuckle from Kyouko.
Kyouko chuckled when she heard the Penguins' words and couldn't help but mock them.
"Kyouko, you can't laugh. Don't be so rude to them," Haru said with a helpless expression.
"Sorry, sorry."
Kyouko looked at the Penguins' front-tail and showed disdain for them. They didn't know about Haru's anaconda so they could say what they wanted, but once they saw it....
Kyouko snorted and looked at the Penguins as if they were small.
"W - What's with that stare?!"
The Penguins became very uncomfortable when their front-tail was being disdained since it was their first time to be seen by that kind of eye before. They were a proud Penguin and their front-tail was one of their charming points.
When the Penguins appeared in front of mankind, there were a lot of humans who worshipped their front-tails, but it was their first time to see someone who disdained their front-tail. They felt that they had been insulted and felt furious.
Someone might be able to mock them for their stupidity, but not their front-tail since it was part of their identity.
"Sorry, I won't go with you and I don't want to either."
Shaking his head calmly, Haru walked toward the Penguins without fear.
The Penguins couldn't help but sweat profusely when they saw Haru walking toward them since they could feel tremendous pressure coming from him.
"Kuh! As expected, you're a strong opponent Kasugano Haruka! But how about we have a match! A duel between men! Do you dare to do that with me?!" One of the Penguins suddenly said while staring at Haru.
Haru forgot their names since each of them had similar features and stupidity.
Looking at Haru who became silent, the Penguins became brave and said, "If you win, we won't lay a finger on you again, but if you lose, you have to follow us! Shall we fight like a man, one-on-one?"
"Alright, we accept your challenge!" Kyouko said.
"...."
Haru was speechless at Kyouko, but he knew how this woman hated the Penguins. He agreed and asked, "So what kind of challenge? Are you going to fight me?" He might not have released his "Haoshoku Haki", but he had fought various people and monsters in his life which intensified his aura even if he didn't do anything.
"Haoshoku Haki" also had the effect of making an animal become docile or afraid so Haru felt normal when he saw the Penguins seemed to be afraid of him.
The Penguins felt scared of Haru, but they still had confidence to win against him since they felt that they wouldn't lose no matter what against him in this battle.
"Then.... Let's compare front-tails!"
One of the Penguins stood up and raised his front-tail proudly at Haru.
"......"
When the Penguins saw Haru and Kyouko were silent, they became even more confident.
"Hey, hey. The boy is scared."
"Hey Jake, you're fighting against a student. Why don't you give him a handicap?"
Jake nodded and bowed his head. "Like so?" He bowed down so his front-tail would be facing downward making an illusion that it had become smaller.
"As expected of Jake! Such a wonderful bow down!"
However....
"Hahaha....." Kyouko laughed and stared at them with disdain.
"........"
Kyouko's reaction was unexpected which made them feel cold.
"Haru, show them your front-tail," Kyouko said.
"Huh? Why?"
Haru was startled. He felt that this competition was so stupid that he wanted to go home right away, but he didn't expect Kyouko to have such a competitive spirit to fight against the Penguins.
"Show them how small their front-tails are! Show them in front of mankind, the Penguins are nothing!" Kyouko said proudly.
"But...."
"Didn't you rub my tits before inside Daimidaler's c.o.c.kpit? You don't need to get embarrassed to show your front tail in front of them!" Kyouko said. She hated the Penguins and thought to make them depressed with her boyfriend's front-tail since she knew very well how big it was.
Kyouko often sat on Haru's lap and his anaconda often touched her butts. She hadn't seen it with her own eyes, but she could tell how big it was.
Hearing Kyouko's words, the Penguins became curious about Haru's front-tail's size, but at the same time, they were skeptical about it since they didn't think that a human was able to match their front-tails!
"Show us, Kasugano Haruka!"
"If you win then we won't try to force you to come with us again!"
Haru was in deep thought. He knew that it was unfair for Kyouko to be touched on the public yet he didn't want to show his front-tail in public, but he also had his own pride. He looked around and didn't see anyone in the park.
Well, he might have detected Kiyuna Kiriko who had been peeking right into the nearby bushes, but he pretended that he didn't see her.
"Alright, I'll show you." Haru sighed and said, "Kyouko, can you sit on that bench first? I'll take a leak together with the Penguins on the side?"
"Hmm..." Kyouko blushed and let Haru put her on the bench sitting down. Even though she was curious, she wasn't that hasty since she could see his anaconda in the future.
Haru and the Penguins walked toward the public toilet to take a leak together.
Kyouko was waiting for a minute or two, but suddenly she heard the Penguins' scream!
"H - How is this possible?!"
"I - Is this the power of humans?!"
"UWAAAAAA!!!!!!"
"WE - WE LOST...."
"O - OUR GLORIOUS FRONT-TAIL HAS LOST?!"
Then Kyouko saw Penguins who ran away while crying.
Haru came out from the public bathroom calmly and sighed. It wasn't his first time being compared or being checked.
When he took a leak on the toilet at his school, there were a lot of male students who wanted to confirm his real size after they saw his photo in the past. He didn't care much since he didn't have anything to hide and he also had his own pride with his size.
"Have you won?" Kyouko asked with a blush.
Haru flicked Kyouko's forehead.
"Ouch!"
"Next time, don't say such a stupid thing again," Haru said with a stern expression. He didn't want to have that kind of match again in the future.
Kyouko blushed and nodded.
"Let's go back."
"Yes."
Haru was about to piggback Kyouko again, but he heard a voice which made him stop.
"You've done well, Kasugano Haruka."
Haru and Kyouko turned and were surprised when they saw this person.
"Administrator!" 2x