Chapter 189 - Ah, This
Oh my!
Oh my!
He knew martial arts!
Which few people transmigrated and could really see people knowing martial arts?!
The novels were all about legendary events. It was only when she transmigrated directly to a poor and remote mountain that she transmigrated into a random reality. Therefore, it was impossible to casually see people from different dynasties who knew martial arts.
Now, she had seen with her own eyes that someone was using martial arts!
Ye Lulu was shocked. It was completely different from the dramas. There was only one word for it: Amazing!
Especially at this moment, Guan Chibei held onto Xiong Dashi's iron fist that was smashing down from above his head. Even though the sizes of their hands were so different, Guan Chibei was completely unafraid. He held onto Xiong Dashi's wrist tightly, and then his figure moved. He used his strength to move to Xiong Dashi's side and strike his empty hand at Xiong Dashi's neck.
Xiong Dashi's tall and strong body suddenly went limp. Darkness rushed into his eyes and he almost fell to the ground.
"You're courting death!"
After he stabilized himself, Xiong Dashi was furious. If the fierceness in his eyes had a clear meaning, it would have been that he wanted to kill Guan Chibei ruthlessly!
A mountain man who had not seen the world actually dared to hurt him!
However, the truth was ironclad. Guan Chibei was stronger than him. His expression was calm as he picked up a wooden stick by the bed. He wanted to end the battle quickly and use it as a weapon. He stepped forward and wanted to hit Xiong Dashi.
However, after raising the wooden stick, Guan Chibei paused for a moment. The corners of his eyes twitched imperceptibly.
Ye Lulu felt that it was not safe at home as people had repeatedly visited them to cause trouble, so she had put this wooden stick as a weapon in the house, just in case.
As it turned out, this idea was indeed correct. He could use this stick as a weapon now.
However, the wooden stick that Ye Lulu had prepared was not an ordinary wooden stick. The top was sharpened, and there were small wooden awls on it.
It was unknown how long Ye Lulu had shaved this in her house during the past few days when she had nothing to do. The small wooden awls were sharpened, like a mutated spiked club.
When Ye Lulu saw Guan Chibei take the wooden stick, she shouted excitedly, "Attack! Hit him! Stab his butt. No man can handle this!"
Guan Chibei glanced at her. This time, he could not hide the corners of his lips.
At this moment, Xiong Dashi realized that he couldn't win. He glanced fiercely at Ye Lulu and realized that Guan Chibei's wife and children were still in the house. They were his weakness!
Xiong Dashi laughed sinisterly and pounced forward to grab Ye Lulu. He reached out to grab her shoulder, then used his other hand to grab her clothes, wanting to pull them off!
Whether he could defeat Guan Chibei was another matter. He had really forgotten that his purpose for coming today was to ruin this rascal's wife.
As long as he got his hands on her, in ancient times, even if he were to strip Ye Lulu's clothes off and hug and kiss her, he would have been considered to have gotten his hands on her!
Ye Lulu would then be his woman!
He would have tainted Guan Chibei's wife in front of everyone!
A fierce glint flashed across Xiong Dashi's eyes. The moment he started, Guan Chibei had not caught up to him. However, he did not expect the woman in front of him, Ye Lulu, to be stunned for a second before reaching out from under the blanket.
She was holding something in her hands.
It was a freaking pair of silver scissors!
"F*ck. Are you courting death?" The woman wasn't afraid. She cursed fiercely and took the scissors to stab the back of his hand!
"Huh? A woman?" Xiong Dashi snorted disdainfully and grabbed Ye Lulu's raised wrist. He exerted strength and stopped her movements.
Her temper was indeed fierce, but did she really think that a woman like her could fight a man like him?
Logically speaking, it was true.
With a little shove from Xiong Dashi, Ye Lulu's wrist felt like it had been cut off. She lost her grip and the scissors fell away.
However, the moment Xiong Dashi snorted, Ye Lulu's other hand quickly fished out something from under the blanket.
This time, she did not stop. She spat forcefully at Xiong Dashi's face.
Sizzle…
Xiong Dashi's first reaction: Damn it, how much more did this woman have under her blanket?!
Second reaction: A sharp pain accompanied by drops of liquid hit his face. His eyes seemed to be exploding!
Roar!
No matter how strong a man he was, Xiong Dashi couldn't help but let out a howl at this moment. He fell back and howled as if he had been electrocuted.
Oh my, there was a bottle of strong chili water in Ye Lulu's hands!
Half a catty of chili pepper had been condensed into this bottle of palm-sized chili water. When she had chopped the chili, her skin had flushed red for a day.
As for the ancient times, there was no such thing as a nozzle, so she had stored it in a bamboo tube. It could be considered that she had 'splashed' it on Xiong Dashi's face just now.
Ye Lulu took the bottle of chili water and shoved the three babies behind her. She glared at Xiong Dashi.
"Do you think women are easy to bully? Retard!"
After cursing, Ye Lulu reached under the blanket and took out another bamboo tube.
Guan Chibei was speechless. "…"
He did not know that she had so many things hidden under her blanket.
It was hot water!
Ye Lulu splashed hot water on Xiong Dashi's face again.
Not to mention, hot water was hot.
How did she react when she drank hot water while eating spicy food? Thinking back…
"Ouch!!!"
Xiong Dashi suffered a second round of torture. His face was burning with pain and looked like it was about to fall off. He covered his face and fell into the house, unable to help but roll!
"Don't. Don't cover your face and cry. A man has to be strong."
As for Ye Lulu, she was still sitting at her original spot, unscathed.
Guan Chibei was speechless. "…"
Where did this woman come from? She was so brave and fierce…
Not many goddesses in the heavens were stronger than her…
Ye Lulu looked at Guan Chibei's deep and quiet eyes. The outline of his eyes was unique. They were not peach blossom eyes or long and narrow phoenix-shaped eyes.
However, she did not know how to put it. It was not cliché at all. However, it was still very beautiful, very touching, very… handsome…
In any case, those eyes on his face had a special charm that was very alluring.
Damn, he was so handsome when he was fighting just now…
A hundred thousand 'hearts' appeared on top of Ye Lulu's head.
The moment their eyes met.
Ye Lulu's expression changed as she said, innocently and weakly, to Guan Chibei, "Ah! He's so fierce. I'm scared!"
Sobs.
Ye Lulu looked panicked and a little timid.
Guan Chibei was speechless. "…"
Xiong Dashi was speechless. "…"
I'm crying here with my eyes burning. I can't help but divert some of my attention to listen to you. Damn, you still said that you're weak?!
You're more suitable than me to be a fighter at a casino!
The babies behind Ye Lulu were not afraid at all. They looked at Guan Chibei and suddenly grinned. Then, they raised their hands and legs and clapped them together.
… They seemed to be clapping.
"Pfft…"
"Waah…"
The babies let out happy cries and started clapping their little hands together.
Guan Chibei was speechless. "…"
Ye Lulu heard the noise and looked back. She was slightly surprised, but then she laughed. "Haha, the babies are bold. They're my babies!"
Xiong Dashi was still rolling around, but this wasn't over.
Guan Chibei released the yin energy on his body to see if there were any more accomplices. The Xiong brothers were vicious and scheming. They might have other tricks up their sleeves.
The yin energy filled the entire Guan family. Then, he discovered Auntie Tian's existence outside the Guan family's wall.
Auntie Tian was not considered nearby and was pacing around by the main door. She was waiting for the right time to arrive before immediately saying that she had heard a shout. She would say that the Guan family was in danger and call the villagers over to expose what the Xiong brothers had done!
Auntie Tian stayed outside the wall for a long time. Guan Chibei knew that she was most likely involved in this matter.
Guan Chibei glanced at Ye Lulu and kicked Xiong Dashi mercilessly. He questioned, "Is anyone else involved in this matter?"
"You… your mother… I'll kill you sooner or later!" Xiong Dashi was still in pain. Of course, a person like him would never yield. Instead, he felt even more sinister and vicious.
"You're still arrogant?" Before Guan Chibei could do anything, Ye Lulu leaned over and scolded, "Let's see who can scold better. If you scold me again, your father will die tonight!"
Such girls were not afraid of scolding, alright?
Xiong Dashi was speechless. She knew that he had no mother, so she specially scolded his father. How thoughtful.
"This is for you, Guan Chibei!" Ye Lulu handed the shiny silver scissors to Guan Chibei and said, "If he doesn't say anything, cut off his manhood and brew it in wine to calm his temper. He's so arrogant because he has an additional object. Cut it off and he'll be fine."
Guan Chibei was confused.
Guan Chibei was speechless: "…"
Brew… brew wine? Who would drink the wine after soaking it with that thing?
Xiong Dashi suddenly trembled. After experiencing Ye Lulu's torture, he no longer thought that Ye Lulu was just joking. This woman had the guts to be serious.
"You vicious woman!" Xiong Dashi suddenly covered himself tightly, his eyes bulging.
Ye Lulu glanced at him and was speechless. From his actions just now, she could tell that the two brothers had barged in today to do something inhumane. What other reason did he have to scold them for being vicious? Didn't he want to use his manhood to be fierce first?
Guan Chibei had already sorted out his emotions. He took the scissors and looked down. "I'll ask again. Are you going to tell me?"
Xiong Dashi held his breath and his entire body trembled with hatred. The poison in his eyes almost shot out, but he had to say it. He could only say, "There's also that woman from the Tian family! She's outside!"
Damn it, he would definitely kill Guan Chibei's family.
When he returns to the city, he would hire killers from the casinos to take the lives of the Guan family. He would kill their entire family, including their three newborn children!
"There's actually Auntie Tian?!" Ye Lulu was shocked and extremely angry. She said angrily, "She has a part in everything! She didn't get along with us before and kept causing trouble. I didn't expect her to be so vicious. She's also involved in this matter! What have we offended her for? She was the one who provoked us and created trouble time and time again, but now she dares to do such a ruthless thing!"
"What a vicious woman! F*ck, how can we let her go this time? Does she really think that she can do whatever she wants to our family?"
Ye Lulu's expression changed. Although she was cursing, her face was expressionless as she looked at Guan Chibei coldly.
Guan Chibei looked into her eyes and asked, "What do you want to do?"
By letting Ye Lulu know of Auntie Tian's existence, he was asking for her opinion on how to handle this.
After all, she was also a victim in this matter, and she probably had more ideas on how to handle it.
Ye Lulu asked Guan Chibei furiously, "What do you want to do?"
Guan Chibei said, "I'll see what you want first."
Ye Lulu said, "Then we'll give them a taste of their own medicine! The three of them are not good people. If it's some other method, we can teach one of them a lesson but not the other. Let the three of them get together and let them reap the consequences!"
Guan Chibei did not seem to be surprised, but his eyes darkened as he looked at Ye Lulu and said, "Now or another day?"
Ye Lulu said fiercely, "Of course it'll be more dramatic now."
Guan Chibei understood and nodded. He then kicked Xiong Dashi unconscious to prevent him from harming Ye Lulu.
Following that, he turned around and left the Guan family. He had jumped out from the wall, so he directly landed behind Auntie Tian. Auntie Tian was unaware of this.
She was calculating the time and felt that it was about time. She smiled sinisterly and wanted to attract the villagers.
At this moment, Guan Chibei knocked her out with a palm strike and carried Auntie Tian on his shoulder. After some thought, he took the remote road and carried Auntie Tian to the Xiong family.
Coincidentally, the Guan family's backyard was near the foot of the mountain. There was no one around, and the Xiong family didn't interact with other people. The house was located in a more remote area.
When Guan Chibei carried Auntie Tian to the Xiong family, Father Xiong was still around!
As soon as he saw Guan Chibei, Father Xiong's eyes widened. His body shape was comparable to his two sons. He reacted and said in a rough voice, "What are you doing!"
He knew that the two brothers had gone to the Guan family to take revenge.
However, Guan Chibei had appeared in front of him with someone on his shoulder.
It was bad.
Father Xiong did not know what was wrong with his two sons. He was slightly anxious and instinctively revealed his might. He walked towards Guan Chibei and said, "Why are you here? You…"
Guan Chibei looked at Father Xiong and immediately determined that Ye Lulu would prefer something more exciting.
Hence, he made a decision in a flash. He flashed forward and knocked out Father Xiong.
Father Xiong was so tall and strong. He did not know that Guan Chibei had such skills. He was caught off guard and did not come back to his senses until he fainted.
Guan Chibei looked around the Xiong family's house. He threw Auntie Tian and Father Xiong onto the bed.
Following that, he flashed out of the Xiong family's house and returned to the Guan family.
He avoided people when heading back to the Guan family. The weather was getting colder and there were very few people moving around in the village. This was also the reason why Auntie Tian wanted to coordinate with them from the inside to the out.. If she wanted to call for help, she would have to shout.