Chapter Ch46.1 - Fuck! It’s a Heart-Moving Feeling!
Translator: Callis
Editor: Walker
Zong He massaged Tang Wan’s head and confidently telling him: “No, don’t be afraid. Your hands are very clean. You wouldn’t have a criminal record, or else you wouldn’t have been genetically matched with me.”
Tang Wan gave a quiet sigh. His words were very convincing, but he didn’t know what the original had experienced. He was still unsure. Now, Tang Wan wanted to know what had happened before and who had poisoned him, how he had gotten onto the garbage planet, who forged the counterfeit identity for him, who had taught him how to use a gun, and how he had died. Dying was one thing, but he still wanted to know why he died.
Zong He saw that he still placed a lot of importance on it, and he lightly rubbed his nape, like a big cat would do to a small kitten. He appeasingly rubbed, “Relax, we can find what you want to know. I can arrange for it.”
Tang Wan clearly understood that Zong He could secretly find someone to investigate it.
“Then, if what you discover isn’t what you expected or it touches your bottom line……” Tang Wan was a little anxious. Zong He was a man with a strong sense of responsibility. He also had a soldier’s honesty, so if……Tang Wan didn’t want to think about it. If the other discovered something that violated his principles, then was it possible for their marriage to continue? If his heart hadn’t been moved, it wouldn’t matter. The problem now was that he already wanted to stay together with Zong He. Tang Wan’s heart seized.
Zong He unhappily patted him on the head, “Idiot, it’s also fine like this, so you don’t have to practice more. I hope that you would never have to use it in your life, but if there’s danger, I want you to still have a way to defend yourself. In this way, you really are natural partner material. Very good.”
Tang Wan’s eyes brightened, “Are you exaggerating?”
Zong He didn’t want to speak. Still not understanding with such a frank statement, he should get the chef to cook some brain for him to eat. Supposedly, eating something would repair the function of that thing.
Being looked at with such a discontented gaze, Tang Wan was too embarrassed to ask again. When cats didn’t like you and used such a gaze, it really was unbearable to look at!
That day, the news of the Marshal’s Fūrén being an amazing gunman spread through the guards. The soldiers didn’t dare to believe it, “Is it true or fake? Is there such a fantasy? The Marshal’s Fūrén looks so weak and short!”
Tang Wan was actually an average height of 1.76 meters. However, in this galaxy, the average human height had surpassed 1.8 meters. Tang Wan also had a small, thin frame. Using a military doctor’s words, he definitely didn’t have enough nutrients when he was young. His bones hadn’t grown. So when Tang Wan, who was as strong as a calf, was compared to the soldiers, he truly was weak and short.
There were also soldiers that snorted disdainfully at such words. Those who had seen Tang Wan toss a flower vase at the Marshal had an incomparable admiration for him, “You can’t just look at him to see if he’s weak; Fūrén dared to fight the Marshal. What does marksmanship count for? The only one who dares to fight the Marshal is a true man!”
The true man Tang Wan, who was standing in the flower garden and obscured by wild roses: “……”
He expressionlessly cut a vase full of flowers. Tang Wan carried the flower vase and leisurely walked past the several soldiers. He really wanted to puff up his chest and say: No, not only can I use a gun, I can also earn money. Your Marshal is being raised by me!
Tang Wan placed the flower vase in the live broadcasting room and stood back at the doorway. He sniffed to ensure that it absolutely couldn’t be smelled from the corridor and wouldn’t affect Zong He’s sense of smell. Only then could he leave the flower vase there, reassured. Tang Wan planned to have a one-hour live broadcast after dinner. There were bastards who had money and didn’t try to earn more. Those who stayed idle and didn’t try to make money were a shame to their own profession.
After the appropriate preparations, Tang Wan sent out a notification on Weibo. Eating, sleeping, and scolding Da Zhuang: Starting a live broadcast tonight that starts at 8 o’clock and ends at 9 o’clock. If you’re free, come and chat?
The comments all said for him: See you there! Mua~
After the live broadcast started, Tang Wan was sitting on a chair with a plate of fruit in his hands. He used a fork to pick up and eat a piece of fruit, simultaneously chatting with everyone, “I went out to play today and bought some things. It was a lot of fun!” As he spoke, he held the fork in his mouth, pointing towards the small pile of gadgets on the ground.
Everyone was curious about what types of fun things he had bought. After staring at it, they were all dumbfounded: Are you a princess that lives in a castle? These are all ordinary toys! Toys that little children play with! Don’t tell us that you’ve never played with these before!
Tang Wan cocked his head and innocently said: “I really have never played with these before.”
The audience all pitied him. His family’s background definitely wasn’t good, not even having any toys to play with. Looking at the expensive ring he was wearing now, he also hadn’t known how much the ring was worth back then. He maintained the impression that he was a country bumpkin. Many people threw him rewards so that when he was free, he could go out and buy some things to play with. It really was because he was too inexperienced, letting people’s hearts ache.
Upon hearing Tang Wan’s words, there was only one person whose eyes were reddened. His resentment was like a sharp dagger; it had been stuck in his head since he was a child so that he didn’t dare forget. He was the little Duke of the Tang family, Tang Tingye. He knew that what Tang Wan was saying was true. He’d never seen such things before, much less played with them.
The retainer opened the unlocked door and stood by it, respectfully saying: “Young Master, the Duke wants you to go to his study.”
Tang Tingye gave a faint hum of agreement. He gracefully stood up and fixed his jacket, tossing Tang Wan a moderately sized reward. Only then did he withdraw from the live broadcast. His ID was surprising: Crazy Luo Bei.
No one knew that the graceful and noble little Duke Tang had a crazy side. Hidden under his graceful and noble appearance was a crazy, murder-addicted soul.
In the live broadcasting room, Tang Wan continued to eat his fruit. He beamed and chatted with everyone, “Before I was married, I was a poor country person, the kind that couldn’t fill their own stomach.”
This was the first time that Tang Wan himself admitted to being married. Before, he had been ambiguous and vague. Even if he wore the ring, he didn’t admit it out loud. Now, seeing that he could easily speak of it, much of the audience was deeply moved: You married so well!
There were also people who admired Tang Wan: I also want to find someone who can raise me! I don’t want to do anything, I just want to pet cats!
Still others said: What’s so good about that? You start out as a vegetable, then go out with a wheelchair. If they didn’t treat him well, they’re a slag.
Tang Wan looked at his own ring and laughed. He really wasn’t a slag. The Marshal couldn’t treat him any better. It was a bother to him as a soldier for him to have to get him clothing, buy things for him to play around with, and to teach him self-defense.
Tang Wan thought that if they discovered exactly who the person they called a slag was one day, their glasses would surely all fall off.
But much of the audience sighed regretfully: But Tang Tang’s partner is rich ah, to be able to buy such an expensive ring!
The barrage became a flurry: Don’t be foolish, a partner’s private property couldn’t be obtained at all. They weren’t Tang Tang’s.
Tang Tang actually earned a lot. Looking at the earnings for the entire circle, Tang Tang never dipped below third place! This wasn’t adding in his advertisement and endorsement fees!
As soon as this was mentioned, there were some fans who immediately felt sorry for Tang Wan: The other’s status should be very high, so high that Tang Wan couldn’t reject the privilege.
At this time, there was a person who asked: Does your partner and Marshal Zong He have a very good relationship?
“Pfft!” At that moment, Tang Wan almost spat out the melon in his mouth. He gave this talent a like: “Good, especially good!”
The barrage: Wow! It’s a senior military officer then, someone who has a family of rich merchants, or even a noble!
Tang Wan swallowed the last bite of the melon, “Don’t mention livelihood. I’d like to introduce you all to some new species today.”
Tang Wan first let the little female raccoon out and the audience’s eyes were immediately drawn away: Isn’t this Xi Shua Shua?
Tang Wan seriously introduced: “No, this is Xi Shua Shua’s wife, Cui Hua!”
Barrage: In the end, it was still a meng pet that couldn’t escape the fate of being called Cui Hua.
Hello Cui Hua, your name is very fresh and clean, free from vulgarities~
Your daddy is still your daddy, but your daddy’s naming style is just as maddening as ever.
When Tang Tang has a child in the future, please give the naming responsibilities to your partner. Don’t take it on yourself, please!
Let the child go, let your partner go!
Tang Wan resentfully pointed at them, “What do you guys understand? The children named like this are all robust and strong and are in good health.”
The audience laughed out of habit: You’re good looking, so you can have the final say. Quickly carry onto the next step!
Only then was Tang Wan satisfied. He continued his introduction to everyone, “I’m introducing it to you all; these are the little squirrels that I just summoned. It has a big, fluffy tail, and its body is well-shaped and nimble. It likes to eat nuts.”
Tang Wan took out a handful of chestnuts and a few walnuts, placing them on the table. He let the two pets pick it themselves. They were both very shy. They used their paws to feel around and every time they reached out, they would only take the one closest to them.
Tang Wan nodded, earnestly saying: “Very good, it had a name.”
The audience slammed on a table: Then you know! Those two were very casually decided upon!
You don’t need to say it, we understand. One of them is called chestnut, and the other is called walnut!
How cute! They know how to jump, and their teeth are very ferocious ahahahahah!
Tang Wan gave the person in the barrage who had guessed correctly a like. “You’re very smart. This one is called Chestnut, and the other is called Walnut.”
The barrage was a wave of: You’re good looking, you can have the final say, we’ve already given up struggling.
Tang Wan called out Xi Shua Shua, telling it: “Xi Shua Shua, you’ll be the peaceful ambassador and go play with them.”
Xi Shua Shua looked over at the two rodents with the big tails. It amicably helped them pick up the nuts. It turned around and looked at Tang Wan’s cup of water, then placed the pieces of dried fruits and nuts in, washing it. It took them out and handed them to the little squirrels.
The pacifist Xi Shua Shua was especially friendly towards others!
Tang Wan: “……”
The audience went wild with laughter: Hahahahaha, it really is a peaceful ambassador! It’s really polite!
Daddy Tang, don’t be modest. Drink the water your child used to wash its hands with, otherwise, it would be a waste.
Hahahahahaha washing its hands in a cup of water. This action is incredible!
Buy fruit for Xi Shua Shua!
Buy meat for Xi Shua Shua!
You all are buying things for Xi Shua Shua. Not me. I’ll buy Tang Tang a water cup!
……
Seeing so many rewards, Tang Wan decided to buy ten cups after the live broadcast was over. He’d gift that one to Xi Shua Shua.
“Say, would you guys like cold-blooded creatures? Such as snakes, chameleons, lizards, and fish.” Tang Wan remembered that in his last life, there were a lot of people that liked and raised these kinds of pets. No matter how much humanity had evolved, what they like wouldn’t have changed, to say nothing of the beastmen that could shift into cold-blooded creatures. Once he thought of this, Tang Wan shivered all over. He thanked the Empire’s AI for knowing that he liked cats and allowing him to marry a big cat. If he had married a fish, he would be forced to think of a way to stew him!
A lot of audience members enthusiastically shouted: Like!
No matter what creature it is, it only has to be a meng pet and we’ll come!
It doesn’t matter, I don’t have fur. Is a cold-blooded creature not good?
Have you finally unlocked a new map? I feel like I’m taking an adventure every day.
Want want want! Summon summon summon!!!
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Poor Tang Wan 。ﾟ(ﾟﾉД｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡