Chapter 4
Level 396 [OP]:
In the end, I still reluctantly took off my clothes
Level 398:
Automatically imagined the reluctant OP [Snicker] [Snicker]
Level 399:
With two people squeezed into one small bed, he couldn’t stand the heat
Level 400:
Can’t stand the heat, and then? [Smirk] [Smirk]
Level 401 [OP]:
To avoid unnecessary physical contact, I steeled my heart and squeezed myself against the wall.
Very good, there was a small gap between the two of us.
Originally, I just planned to sleep like this for the night but after thinking carefully – This fucking isn’t right! How can I stupidly face my chrysanthemum towards him!
That was too dangerous. Fortunately, Laozi’s intelligence was still working. I immediately turned over and faced my small chrysanthemum towards the wall.
Level 405:
You are really clever [Smirk] [Smirk]
Level 406:
OP whose intelligence is still working~
Level 409 [OP]:
Doing it like this was much safer but before I could let out a sigh of relief, waves upon waves of unrested started again
Level 503:
Caught the live broadcast!
Level 504:
So, what interesting thing happened? [Snicker] [Snicker]
Level 506:
Pulling out caramelised sunflower seeds.
Level 507:
Pulling out cream flavoured sunflower seeds.
Level 508:
If you need sunflower seeds, give me a call [Smirk]
Level 513 [OP]:
A single bed, as you all know, is small and feels crowded with just two children on it. …We are both adult men and had no other option but to sleep lengthwise together….
But because of this, I am actually face to face with him [Black face]
Level 514 [OP]:
In an instant, there were more than ten thousand mud horses galloping around inside me [Pitiful.jpg]
(notes: Basically, OP is cursing inside)
Level 516:
And then, at this extremely awkward moment, that bastard smiled! Smiled!! For what fucking reason are you smiling!
Level 520:
LOLOL Laughed and spat out my food
Level 521:
In my opinion, it was his first time sleeping with his wife so he is a little more excited
Level 522 [OP reply to Level 521]:
Firstly, it is not the first time that we have shared a bed. Secondly, who is his wife? This poster, please be more careful when you go home at night. The night can be very dangerous [Smile] [Smile]
Level 523 [Reply to Level 522]:
OP, what did you do [Watching the show with enthusiasm.jpg]
Level 524:
The poster above selling sunflower seeds give me a bag!
Level 526 [OP]:
I originally was mad and also afraid to look at him. He had also washed my underwear. At that time, it felt like life was reaching its climax.
Level 527:
So, OP was feeling good at that time? [Snicker][Snicker]
Level 528:
It’ll be fine if you accept him [Laugh] [Laugh]
Level 529 [OP]:
Thank god, no. Thank the dorm aunty for helping me out by turning off the lights.
Now I can sleep! I closed my eyes and finally placed down the heavy burden in my heart.
Level 532 [OP]:
But his trickeries exceeded my expectations [Pitiful.jpg]
Perhaps it was because the darkness fuelled his courage, my poor waist was again held by him. It was the type where his armed reached across and rested onto my waist.
Level 533:
Little childhood friend really likes holding the waist? [Snicker] [Snicker]
Level 534 [OP]:
I didn’t want to make a big fuss so I just laid there feeling conflicted. But Laozi isn’t just a mere mortal. I had my leg ready and prepared to deliver him a fatal blow if he dares to do anything.
Level 535:
OP is way too cute.
Level 540 [OP]:
But after waiting more than ten minutes, he was still pretty obedient. I was already a little sleepy and I figured that I was probably being overly self-conscious. After all, he used to be quite modest and gentle.
Actually, I also think that I am quite strange. I should have been worried about sharing a bed with him bit I still had peace of mind. I even thought of it as if I were sleeping with him like we did in the past.
And then I fell asleep.
I dreamt of Sun Wukong borrowing the Banana Fan for the Fire Mountain. I was feeling hot to the point of death and the Iron Fan Princess didn’t even spare me a glance [Black face]
Level 553 [OP]:
I felt very thirsty and hot, like I was going to dehydrate. Feeling very uncomfortable, I woke up.
The moment I opened my eyes, I discovered that I couldn’t move my head.
That’s right, it was trapped by an arm.
I….
Level 554 [OP]:
Why is a man like Laozi being held by him in his sleep?!
Level 555:
HAHAHA I like this position!
Level 557 [OP]:
I instantly lifted his arm and threw it aside, my action fluid like flowing water
I wanted to get up to drink some water but couldn’t overcome the human obstruction in front of me QAQ
What else could I do? I could only endure [Give up]
If I was born in the years of conflict, I believe that I would make a good soldier [Smile]
Not knowing how long I had endured it for, I eventually fell asleep again while yearning for the big bed back at home internally.
Level 559:
Did the OP eat cute growing up?
Level 560 [OP reply to Level 559]:
No, I grew up eating rice thank you.
Level 561:
I now believe that OP is straight. Straight in a certain sense.
Level 563:
OP is still okay. Despite being so straight and not having a girlfriend, at least he has a childhood friend that loves you so much.
Level 564:
The above is the truth
Level 567 [OP]:
Are you really denying the sexuality of others? I am obviously a steel straight man. Even if all the women in the world are gone, I will not become gay! Will! Not! Become! Gay!
Level 568:
I can predict a very satisfying face slap in the future [Smirk]
Level 569:
Very satisfying +1
Level 575:
Very satisfying +6
Level 576 [OP]:
Did you think that that was the end?
That is a big mistake. The main event is still coming on the morning of the next day.
As young, strong and lively men, we naturally have a physiological reaction in the morning. His didn’t react but mine………Shit!
This situation, it really is awkward [Black face]
I feel like our firm friendship will breakdown soon TvT
Now, whenever I see him my face turns red. What is this
Level 578:
[Crazy nosebleed.jpg]
Level 580:
Red chicken!
Level 593 [OP]:
I’m back again. In the afternoon we sat together, and he showed me a video.
It was a video of a confession that took place at another school. There were candles that formed a heart, rose petals and the like; all the things that was commonly used to pursue girls.
Internally I was wondering why he wanted me to watch it but after clicking it open, I was dumbfounded [Black face]
Level 596 [OP]:
What female protagonist? It was clearly two fucking men!
Although the video was a little unclear, it was still easy to recognise the gender.
And so, us two single dogs quietly watched the more than two-minute-long confession video. In the video they kissed three times, deep kissed once that lasted twenty seconds, the onlookers cheered N times, a female’s voice was particularly loud, a fat figure blocked the male couple for about five seconds and the camera was pretty much constantly shaking.
Level 598:
OP is so detailed!
Level 600 [OP]:
He then asked me what I thought about it. I just said that they are very brave. Of course, I didn’t say this lightly, this was truly what I thought. To be able to come out in front of all those people, their courage is very commendable. One kneeled down and pulled out a ring while the other was touched to the point of tears.
He agreed. Then said that they are very courageous and that in this world there are many people who need this courage. As he said this, his eyes remained fixated on me and even placed emphasis on the word ‘courage’.
What the fuck are you looking at? Why are you speaking as if you need encouragement from me? I realised at that moment that I should just keep quiet [Black face]
I, who was originally embarrassed because of this morning’s events, became even more embarrassed as he gazed at me. In the end, I could only lower my head and pretend to be like an ostrich. [Agrieved.jpg]
Level 602:
OP your emoticon is so funny HAHAHA!
Level 605 [OP]:
I thought that my actions were already very obvious. I didn’t think that he, whose ability to decipher others emotions and thoughts was usually pretty good, actually couldn’t understand my thoughts. I think he probably is faking it! I’m sure of it!
He leaned over to my ear and said that a confession like this is too simple and that the one that he would give me would be different.
So, he is already openly teasing this Laozi in broad daylight now?!
Level 606:
This is a very perfect man!
Level 607:
This is a very perfect man!
Level 608:
This is a very perfect man!
Level 609:
This is a very perfect man!
Level 610:
I have to admit, I was jealous! [Crying sour tears.jpg]
Level 612:
OP, you should just marry such a perfect man!
Level 613 [OP]:
I am steel straight, steel straight! Who wants to marry him?! If we need to marry it should be him who marries……… Pei pei pei, I was almost led astray by you guys. I want to marry a wife, wife! A beautiful, pale and long-legged sister!
notes: Pei = spitting in contempt)
Level 614:
Question for OP. Is the childhood friend’s skin pale?
Level 615 [OP]:
Pretty pale, why?
Level 616:
Also, is he handsome?
Level 617 [OP]:
If he received love letters every day, what do you think?
Level 618:
Height?
Level 619 [OP]:
180+. Although the prior three conditions are met, he is still a man! Man! Don’t try to trick me. What I feel for him is genuinely brotherly kinship!
Level 620:
Aiya, I failed.
Level 623 [OP reply to Level 620]:
Your heart is much darker than his! [Steaming in anger]
Level 626:
What is with this sudden dog food……
Level 627:
Upstairs, you are not alone!
Level 635 [OP]:
Sigh—–
I’m going to watch some pure shoujo animations, read some novels with innocent Mary Sue characters or even just pull up photos of some beauties to give myself some psychological counselling.
Level 636:
OP you—–
Level 639:
Why do I think that this is a little perverted?
Level 640 [OP reply to Level 639]:
It is perverted but I don’t have any other options!
Level 642 [OP]:
Leaving now, I should make the most of my time!
Level 646:
HAHAHA OP good luck!