Chapter 345 “You Can’t Climb My Bed”
“First, quit speaking to me in that manner! Second, you can’t snatch my son away without my notice. As for the third condition…. Without my explicit permission, you can’t climb my bed again like that time! If you can do all these things as I ask then maybe, just maybe I will consider your proposal.” Caressing her chin, Bai Yan lays out her demands one at a time. Of course, she’s only saying maybe and not definitely, there’s a difference.
When the time comes I can just run away with my son, no way I’m marrying anyone.
“Alright,” Di Cang’s reply was quick and firm, “I can promise you all of them. Will you marry me then?”
“We will see after the probation period.”
Probation period? Di Cang promptly went dark in the face, She still wants a probation period? What if last a hundred years, wouldn’t that mean I still have a long way to go?
“I will only give you half a year.” The man firmly dictates the duration, refusing to budge an inch with those eyes.
Twitching in her mouth, Bai Yan knows this was the limit she can push this. Otherwise, who knows if Di Cang would suddenly lose it and make a pounce like that night. It was way too close for comfort!
“Half a year then. Remember though, you cannot climb my bed again within this duration at all, otherwise the deal will be invalid.”
“As you wish.”
Bai Yan definitely didn’t think Di Cang would be so quick to yield here today. Casting the man a strange look, she was starting to doubt her ears. When did he become so good to talk to?
Sadly, the answer to that confusion was quickly answered that very same night.
Bai Yan’s slumbering state have always been on the shallow side, meaning she’s easily disturbed by the faintest movement nearby. As a result, there were no delays in her actions when her body sensed the movement of someone else nearby.
Popping those alarmed eyes open, she slammed her feet at the intruder only to be tightly bound by a pair of strong hands.
“Oh Yan Yan, are you trying to murder your own husband?” Caressing that slender leg up and down, Di Cang nearly couldn’t help himself and almost took a kiss just to satiate his hunger for that enchanting woman.
Angered by that perverted gaze, Bai Yan gnashes her teeth and roars out: “Did you forget our deal already?!”
“But I didn’t climb your bed,” raising a smug grin, the man was absolutely shameless in his next answer, “I openly crawled out from underneath.”
Technically he’s right, he didn’t crawl onto it, he climbed onto it, making their agreement still in effect.
“Can’t you understand there should be a distinction between the sexes?” Bai Yan was absolutely dark in her face.
If not for the fact that she can’t beat Di Cang in a one on one combat, she would’ve kicked him right off the bed by now.
“Its very good that Yan Yan you have this awareness. However, I’m not an outsider so there’s no need for such distinctions.”
Looking at this shameless and overbearing face, Bai Yan can no longer take it and actually didn’t know how to react for a while there.
Why do I feel like he’s changed ever since he met Chu Yi Feng?
Bang!
Barging through the door suddenly was a cute little steam bun with a rod in hand, and due to the momentum in which the baby boy used, he had indivertibly lost his balance and rolled across the floor like a ball.
“Baddie Father, you are trying to bully Mother again!” Hurrying to get up from the ground, Bai Xiachen flings his rod around in intimidation. Sadly, that appearance only made him look even more adorable than ever before instead of the fearsome picture he’s going for.
Narrowing his eyes at his son, Di Cang suddenly got a wonderful idea. First rubbing the boy on the head, he then went on to carry out his devious scheme: “How can I possibly bully your mother? We are trying to give you a little sister to play with, you understand?”
“As if I would believe that. There’s no reason to be constantly bullying Mother if all you want to do is to make a little sister for me.” Standing in-between his mother and father, Bai Xiachen puffs up his cheeks like an angry steam bun ready to lash out at the evildoers.
Sister Yi Yi said it already. To make a baby the father and mother only needs to sleep in the same bed together!
As clever and smart as Bai Xiachen was, he simply cannot comprehend what it truly means to be one with another. Furthermore, Chu Yi Yi (holy land princess) also deliberately mislead him on some key details, thus making him believe its Di Cang bullying his mother and not anything else.
“Don’t worry mother, I’m already big enough and not a child anymore. I will protect you from now on and keep the baddies from harming you.”