Chapter 446 - Scratch , Bite And Uh Hoho
Lin Jing stared at his brother for two whole seconds wondering where exactly he went wrong with him like what the actual thing was a Unga Bunga? However, before he could say anything the thump, thump of someone running back attracted his attention. He looked back and sure enough, the figure that just went past them was back Lin Jing wanted to stop the thing running towards them but then the thing suddenly pounced -
A human roar, with a confused meow and a startled yelp from Lin Chen .. and then Lin Jing got a clear view of what the thing was exactly. It was a rather short man with a primo figure, with three cats all just as plump and chubby like him and they all were clinging on to Lin Chen just as the man was, it was both a rather funny and horrendous sight. Funny because the expression on Lin Chen's face was full of terror mixed with confusion and the fat man despite being heavier than a round pig was dangling onto Lin Chen's neck like a little kid. Damn it! This wasn't the time for him to think about such things, Lin Jing took a step forward to ask what was going on but then the man holding Lin Chen by his neck narrowed his eyes and questioned menacingly " Where did you keep my Wan Wan, you perverted M? I am telling you I am really fierce don't you look down on me!"
And as if to emphasize the claim of their owner, the three cats all hissed threateningly as well.
Lin Chen blinked at the fat man on his neck, he really didn't like how the man just addressed Wan Wan as ' my ' and just as he opened his mouth to say something to oppose the said claim of the man when he suddenly remembered being taught a good lesson the last time he tried to oppose a middle-age man who called Su Wan as ' my Wan Wan ' the memory alone was enough to have his entire body throb with ache. Lin Chen was busy reminiscing the dark history of his life and completely forgot the man who was hanging on his neck.
Shen Zizhen saw the zoned-out expression of Lin Chen and thought that he was trying to think of an excuse to keep Wan Wan away from him, his heart jumped to his throat and he immediately let out an angry roar like a bull and then it was a horrific sight taken right out of hell - Shen Zizhen with an incredible speed that wasn't possible for a fat man launched himself at Lin Chen's face, he clawed and scratched Lin Chen and together with his cats, he was a horror unleashed out of the underworld even Lin Chen with his strength couldn't shake him off.
" Ahh, gahh !! Stop !! Stobb! Stobb it!" cried Lin Chen as he tried to catch Shen Zizhen but just as he tried to catch Shen Zizhen, a cat would either scratch or bite him, in the end, Lin Chen could only flail his arms around like a helpless little damsel in distress as he shouted at his big brother to help him " Eldest brother, Eldest brother get him off! Get him off!"
Instead of helping Lin Chen, Lin Jing took a step behind - this thing whatever it was, he might not take part in. He winced when Shen Zizhen scratched Lin Chen's neck and three angry red gashes appeared on the latter's throat … he was afraid that if he tried to take Shen Zizhen off, he might be implicated too and those spitting cats looked just as mad as their owner.
" Oh My Dear" a new voice joined them and Lin Jing turned to look at the little lady who God knows when came to stand beside him, what was up with this family? Were they secret assassins or what? One attack with ferocious cats and the other's presence couldn't be detected … Lin Jing suddenly had a sense of crisis in his heart. He had a feeling that getting close to Su Wan was going to be a hurdle that would be hard to pass -
" Leave the boy alone, what a waste of his average face, " said the little lady and Lin Jing looked at her like he was having a breakdown - Lin Chen's face was average?
Yeah, his feelings were correct, it will be a hurdle impossible to crosse.. his kids better appreciate him because he will be fighting with a cat maniac and a weird lady to have them.
Shen Zizhen stopped but unfortunately for Lin Chen, he stopped when he was biting his nose for a second neither of them spoke anything then-
Shen Zizhen bit down on Lin Chen's nose - and
" Uh ho ho ho" cried Lin Chen so loud that the villagers working in the fields jumped straight in the air.
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" So, uh you are Wan Wan's second uncle " after everyone had calmed down, Lin Jing offered Shen Zizhen and Huo Xinyue some tea and rice cakes that Lin Yan had made. The two didn't look even the slightest bit affected by what just happened, Shen Zizhen was just as prim and proper as he was when he first arrived and Huo Xinyue was still smiling like she had has never seen her husband bite and scratch someone like a cat.
Shen Zizhen didn't answer directly instead he took a sip of the tea, which was understandable given he has screamed for so long and patted his cat before answering " I am indeed her second uncle, Shen? Zizhen is my name ..this is my wife, Wan Wan's? second aunt Huo Xinyue and my son Shen Xishen"
" Hello nice to meet you, " said Huo Xinyue with a gentle smile, Lin Jing and Lin Chen had brought her smile if they didn't see her cheering for Shen Zizhen just a while ago with the same smile. The gentle smile hides the most craziness, wasn't Lin Yu the best example of it?
"and you came here to attac- see Wan Wan ?" Asked Lin Chen whose left eyes was already twitching with a sense of foreboding, he was scratched like this when he didn't even do anything then how will he be scratched once this cat maniac realized that Su Wan was hurt with them being here.