Chapter 84: 1,000 Ways?
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Wei Huo wanted to shake hands with Little Fatty. After all, Wei Huo had too many things he did not know and needed to consult other Gods.
However, Fatty was unhappy when he saw Wei Huo’s expression. He shouted while crying, “You’re a human! You’re just like a human!”
Wei Huo was confused. Did you accidentally expose my true identity?
The short teacher was unhappy. “Little Fatty, how can you scold a God for being human? Where did you learn this? You can’t insult a God like this again in the future. Otherwise, a God will beat you up!”
Wei Huo only realized what was going on after a long time. Saying ‘you’re a human’ to a God is the same as saying ‘you’re a pig’ to a human.
Although Wei Huo knew that Little Fatty was scolding him, he was not angry at all. This was mainly because he did not feel a sense of immersion.
Little Fatty, who was put back in the children’s activity area, glared at Wei Huo. Wei Huo ignored him, as he could not speak.
He started observing the surrounding children and realized that they were all around 300 years old. It seemed like children of different ages were all taken care of separately. On top of that, Wei Huo realized that these 20 children could speak. They talked by using the air and making it vibrate to produce sounds.
Wei Huo realized the profoundness of the Divine Realm after observing it for a while. In the Divine Realm, one’s consciousness seemed to be able to influence anything around them easily. For example, if he stood in front of a wall and muttered the word ‘red’ silently, in three minutes, the wall would be dyed red.
If he was in a bad mood, the wall would change color. The ground and the ceiling were the same. The walls around the fatty turned red like flames, indicating that he was furious.
It was no wonder that the walls outside were all colorful. In the children’s area, the colors were a lot more monotonous because children’s feelings were not as complicated as those of an adult God.
After figuring out the problem, Wei Huo understood how to make noise.
It was simple. Just think about what you want to say in your mind!
Then, his thoughts would affect the surrounding air and make noise.
Wei Huo thought about it and tried it out. Finally, after five hours, Wei Huo said his first sentence in the Divine Realm. “Little Fatty, come over.”
It was the first time Wei Huo had spoken in such a manner. His voice was still a little weird, just like a toothless child speaking without any air.
Little Fatty was shocked. It was only then that he realized that Wei Huo was talking. He asked timidly, “What are you trying to do? Let me tell you that I, Wang Li, am not someone to be trifled with!”
Wei Huo’s voice suddenly became louder. “I told you to come over, so come over!”
Wei Huo’s mental strength was overexerted, and he had shouted loudly. The children stopped playing in fear.
Little Fatty started crying. “So be it. I’ll come over, but why are you shouting?”
Wei Huo asked while trying to control his volume, “What’s going on with the Divine Kindergarten? What kind of facilities are there inside?”
Wei Huo had already mastered the ability to speak in such a manner.
Little Fatty replied cautiously while sniffing, “There are three areas in the kindergarten: the rest area, the entertainment area, and the canteen. This is the entertainment area. It will be open for 10 days.”
Wei Huo continued asking Little Fatty about the kindergarten. Soon, Wei Huo understood the situation in the kindergarten. First of all, the Divine Realm was not a three-dimensional space. It seemed huge on the surface, but in fact, there were multiple three-dimensional spaces in each building. Second, a God’s daily life was different from a human’s. A human needed to sleep for one night, but a God needed more than 40 days. Humans had to work from Monday to Friday, but Gods had to work for 500 days and rest for 200 days.
That was why a God that was already 1,800 years old still looked like an 18-year-old human. It was just like pet cats and dogs, who were quiet when they were in their teens, while humans were energetic and lively when they were in their teens.
The difference between young and old people was mental. If two people were both 30 years old, one could look young while the other could look like a middle-aged person. That was the difference.
After figuring out the situation in the Divine Kindergarten, Wei Huo tried to sneak out of the entertainment area. After all, the things that children played with were not attractive to him. Although he looked like a child now, he had the heart of an adult.
I have to steal some soul gems from the kitchen.
The Gods’ food source was spiritual power. The Gods’ coffee, bread, and all other food were made of spiritual power. However, what was the source of spiritual power? Why did the Divine Realm need technology? So what if it was technologically advanced? Wei Huo did not know much about synthesized Divine Items. He planned to head to the Divine Primary School after he found the soul gem.
I need to accumulate knowledge!
Wei Huo started searching the space. He tried to find a way out, but it took him another six to seven hours.
However, Wei Huo realized that only Epic-ranked beings could open this space because the imposing aura was necessary to open it.
Fortunately, Wei Huo had a false imposing presence also known as a murderous aura.
Wei Huo called Little Fatty over to conduct an experiment. He would push Little Fatty over every time he opened up a hole in the false imposing aura. However, Little Fatty would bounce back every time he hit the light screen.
Each time Little Fatty hit the light screen, the flesh on his body would shake and purple light would spread out. Little Fatty was really overnourished.
“This light screen is hard to handle!” Wei Huo frowned.
However, Little Fatty was unhappy. Although it did not hurt, he had never suffered through such treatment before. He cried as he said, “Just you wait. When I get back, I’ll tell my brother, who has 1,000 ways to kill you!”
Wei Huo was confused. What? Is your brother not a good man?
Wei Huo asked, “What are these 1,000 ways?”
Little Fatty was confused. What are these 1,000 ways? How would I know? No, I have to come up with 1,000 ways now!
Little Fatty stopped crying and started thinking of 1,000 ways.
Now that Little Fatty was cooperating, Wei Huo finally found a way out of that space.
Wei Huo patted Little Fatty’s shoulder and said, “Thank you for your help. I will bring you candy!”
When he said that, Wei Huo used his murderous aura to open the space and make a hole. Then…
Then, the short teacher found out!
Wei Huo was caught red-handed by the short teacher after he slipped out of the children’s entertainment area. However, the short teacher was not angry. Instead, he said, “I was looking for you. The coming-of-age ceremony is about to end, and the Heavenly Wood God wants me to take you there.”