Book 6: Chapter 12: Pissing And Dragon
“What happened?”
Hearing Bai Qiuran’s voice, Wise Immortal was also a little nervous:
“Could it be that you have a stomachache?”
“It’s not.”
Bai Qiuran looked strange.
“I actually… want to pee?”
“What? Weird!”
Wise Immortal said in surprise.
After stepping on the road of cultivation, the digestive ability of the cultivator was greatly increased. Even if the cultivator ate the food that ordinary mortals eat, they could basically digest the food completely, and did not need to excrete the indigestible food scraps.
For Bai Qiuran’s physical strength, let alone a mortal’s food, even the jade syrup that an immortal drank was no different from drinking plain water. But now he actually needed urinary.
“I remember the last time I wanted to pee, it was still time to practice a poison exercise.”
Bai Qiuran muttered:
“At that time, I was eating highly toxic substances every day, and the toxins that the body could not digest were all excreted from my body in that way.”
“This… I can only say that the things of Ear of Gods are really extraordinary.”
Wise Immortal suggested:
“It happens that there is a river nearby. You should solve it first before you go on the road.”
“Well, it makes sense.”
Bai Qiuran walked through the bushes and walked to this big river, but seeing the waves of the big river rolling and the white waves surging, stimulated his urge of urination even more.
So he unbuttoned his leather pants and began to untie them.
After a while, Bai Qiuran put on his pants and let out a long sigh of relief.
“I have not experienced this kind of nostalgic feeling for nearly two thousand years.”
“Um… that’s a good feeling?”
Wise Immortal asked in doubt.
“Of course it’s a good feeling…”
While talking, Bai Qiuran grabbed Wise Immortal’s head from his belt and held it in his hand. At this time, from the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of a strange thing appearing in the river, which looked like a giant tail. .
“what is that?”
After a while, as the waves surging, the thing gradually rose to the surface. It turned out to be an ink-colored dragon, but at this moment it was lying on the river with its stomach turned, drifting with the waves, and was gradually rushed to the lower reaches of the river by the waves.
“That’s a pure-blooded dragon.”
Wise Immortal tut said:
“The Era of Gods is incredible. In the land of the mortal world, you can actually see this pure-blooded dragon. Its blood is even purer than the little girl who has a good relationship with you… But what’s wrong with it? How did it die?”
“How could I know?”
Bai Qiuran shrugged.
“It must have nothing to do with me anyway.”
The two watched the giant dragon slowly being washed away by the current, Bai Qiuran thought for a while, and simply walked along the river in the downstream direction.
Bai Qiuran walked very slowly. In a blink of an eye, even the dragon corpse had disappeared in the river. He didn’t know where it was washed away, and he didn’t care. He continued to walk slowly downstream, killing a few water beasts who wanted to eat him. At the dusk, he came to a three-way intersection in the river, and suddenly his ears caught a roar that was different from the roar of the beast.
“Damn it! Who would dare to kill my dragon!”
“It’s a human voice!”
Bai Qiuran lifted his spirits, speeded up his pace, and hurried to the place where the sound came from.
Pushing aside the bushes, on the bank of the river, he saw the existence making this sound.
It was a tall god, wearing bronze armor, holding a sharp sword in one hand, and holding a small pagoda in the other.
His body looked like a human, but with a blue face and fangs, two huge anti-teeth sticking out from under his lips, pressed against the corners of his mouth.
The height of this deity should have been changed and shrunk a lot, but even so, his height was about 20 to 30 meters, so when standing on the beach, he was still a giant.
At his feet lied the dragon corpse that Bai Qiuran and Wise Immortal saw in the river not long ago. The tens of meters long black body was fished out from the river by this god and spread a piece on the river beach.
In front of him, there were several humans with disheveled heads, dressed in animal skins, and wooden bows and arrows slung on their backs, kneeling on the ground in front of him, shivering.
“It’s Human Race.”
Wise Immortal whispered.
After Bai Qiuran hid him in the bushes, he planned to observe the situation in secret.
“Hmph, being able to poison this river, poisoning my dragon… Think about it carefully, the only living beings around here who can do this are you humble human.”
The god was pacing back and forth in front of the group of human races, and the heavy footsteps shook the river beach.
“Even if you didn’t have the guts to poison the dragon of the god, but after all, it is true that you poisoned the dragon of this god. What do you think this god should do?”
The human race did not dare to say anything, and was silent for a long time. The leading human finally lowered its head and said in a low voice:
“Dear the great god, as their leader, I’m willing to pay for his life…”
“roll!”
The god roared and stomped heavily on the ground, crushing the ground under his feet.
“What are you? Can you compare with the dragon of the god? “Pay for his life”? is your little life worth the dragon of this god!”
The other humans buried their heads lower and dared not look up, and the human leader hurriedly said:
“The great god, please calms down your anger… What kind of compensation does great god want? As a clan, we will definitely try our best to accomplish it.”
“Originally, according to the truth, this god should take the heads of your clan to pay for the life of this god’s little dragon.”
The god turned his sword in his hand and walked back and forth.
“But it is expected that your clan, who sincerely worships the gods, has always been favored by His Majesty the Emperor and other gods, so this god is also a large number of adults. This time I will let you go. Counting time, your clan’s newborns in here should also be born, you wait and go back, choose a few pink and tender children for this god as a gift. For this matter, this god will forgive you.”
As soon as he said this, Bai Qiuran could see that the leader’s body trembled very clearly, but in the end he lowered his head and responded in a low voice:
“Thank God for his great grace… Just follow God’s will.”
“Well, remember, the deadline is seven days from now.”
The god nodded in satisfaction.
“Also, I don’t like babies born more than one month old, so let’s forget those born more than one-month-old.”
“Yes.”
Seeing this, Bai Qiuran felt that he could no longer sit back and watch.
This group of gods obviously did not regard the human race as human beings, but as a kind of animal that was raised in captivity and could communicate with themselves.
He twisted his wrist and was about to send this god to hell, but when he just mentioned the true energy in his body, the space in all directions suddenly became gray, and everything in the world stopped flowing, the familiar oppressing force appeared again.
But this time, the pressure was just right, it just happened to stop Bai Qiuran’s next move, and the time over there did not stop flowing. It seems that Heaven only temporarily isolated him from the world this time.
“This is the interference of Heaven.”
Wise Immortal muttered:
“It seems that it doesn’t want us to change certain established history.”
Bai Qiuran moved his lips and was about to speak. A cold voice suddenly came out from the bushes behind the riverbank on the other side of the normal world.
“Hold on, you stop for me!”