Chapter 190: Let’s Help You Pop Your Cherry This Year (Part one)
After Lin Chuxue left, Xu Cheng immediately withdrew his smile and went after the head instructor.
“Show me your chrysanthemum (TL note: also refers to b——e in Chinese), let me show you if I’m really gay!”
The head instructor immediately pointed at him with his chopsticks and said, “You little brat, be honest, what’s your relationship with her? I’m still confused, how come the production crew specifically asked for you to be the instructor for this show. I also checked out Lin Chuxue’s Weibo, her fans are all investigating you because you are the first male she interacted with on Weibo. If you are still telling me there’s nothing going on, do you believe that I’m going to beat you to death? Why are you still hiding things from me, no wonder you were unfazed when I introduced so many girls in the past. I didn’t know you wanted to land the number one goddess in the country.”
Xu Cheng was still feeling pretty confident about himself. “You think I can’t?”
Head Instructor: “You? Why don’t you take a look at yourself, you are just tall and have nothing else special. Little Brother, I’m not trying to beat your ego, but you can’t have this kind of high standards. You are better off settling down with someone else, being with someone like Lin Chuxue would attract many problems from other guys, and I’m not sure if you are able to handle them when they come.”
Xu Cheng: “It’s already too late. I’m already prepared to offend the whole world for her. What should I do now?”
Head Instructor: “Then you still need her to like you too, what’s the use of just you liking her and willing to offend the whole world for her? There are way too many men that like her, how far are you ranked?”
Xu Cheng wasn’t satisfied to hear those words. “Big Brother, you really don’t think I can land someone like her?’
Xu Cheng really wanted to just throw their marriage certificate onto his face and shout at him, “Kneel down to me.”
The head instructor sighed. He put his arm around Xu Cheng’s neck as the two walked out of the cafeteria. On the way, he said, “I won’t say more, I don’t want to hurt your self-esteem. But just let me tell you, you won’t be able to hold on to women like her. You guys are just not on the same level. For instance, she’s either eating expensive cuisines or expensive cuisines, but you have to line up at the cafeteria for food; she‘s coming in and out in exotic cars, a random handbag from her closet could be LV or Hermes, and her budget on makeup alone could be over a hundred thousand yuan a month. I think you should consider other girls. This year, there are quite a few beautiful girls that got recruited into the military for office work, I will introduce a few to you and let’s get your cherry popped this year.”
Xu Cheng was pretty speechless. “I…”
The head instructor wasn’t planning on giving him a break, despite starting his previous paragraph with “I won’t say more.” He continued, “Stop I-ing, are you really planning on facking a rock to give birth to a monkey?” (TL Note: Monkey King was born out of a rock)
Xu Cheng took in a deep breath. “Big Brother, there’s something I don’t want to hide from you anymore. I think I should tell you this secret of mine.”
The head instructor stopped in his tracks and looked at him in curiosity. “You’re really into rocks?”
Xu Cheng was speechless. He shook his head and replied, “No, in fact… In fact, Lin Chuxue’s my wife!”
The head instructor looked at him dumbfoundedly. After a few seconds, he patted Xu Cheng on the shoulder and said, “It’s good to have a dream. Almost all the single men in Huaxia had at one point thought of Lin Chuxue as their wife. I’m happy that you can use this to encourage yourself to work harder. You should take advantage of this opportunity and get a photo with her and get her autograph too. Don’t leave behind any regrets.”
Xu Cheng didn’t know if he should laugh or cry. He still wanted to explain himself, but the head instructor had already left, leaving Xu Cheng behind under the scorching sun.
Chapter 190: Let’s Help You Pop Your Cherry This Year (Part two)
– Afternoon –
Xu Cheng came back with some rookies carrying uniforms for the 6 celebrities that would be appearing in this season of “True Men”. He said to everyone, “Since today marks the first official day of your life in the military, then I will be training you based on my strict standards. Over the next few days, you have to learn how to properly stand and march, and then begin training the basic skills in the military, with and without weapons. During this period, I will be scoring you based on your performance. Those that fail will…”
At this moment, Yan Xian interrupted, “Does it have to be this serious?”
Xu Cheng gave him a look. “Do not interrupt when you superior is issuing orders. Once your superior finishes talking, you can raise your hand and ask, but I also have the authority to not take your question. In addition, you asked if it has to be this serious, right? Then you tell me, when do you have to start being serious? Should the soldiers go onto the battlefield like kids on a field trip? Remember, you guys are soldiers right now, and what you eat and use are all using the nation’s taxpayers’ money. Now, you tell me, do you have to be serious? If the taxes you’re paying are going towards raising a bunch of useless people, how would it make you feel? Besides, the three girls didn’t even have objections yet, yet you, a big man, is being spoiled. Or are you saying that you are even weaker than the girls?”
Yan Xian closed his mouth, but he really wasn’t feeling great. After all, he was joining this show on zero compensation, and not only were these guys not treating him like an honorable guest, they were even insulting him. He looked at Xu Cheng with a hint of resentment, but he couldn’t say anything in front of the cameras.
From Xu Cheng’s angle, he wasn’t wrong. The military should have strict discipline, and that was something they already informed the production crew about. Everything would be going by how things are usually done in the military, making no exceptions. That was the whole point of this reality show.
After a bit, Yan Xian didn’t want to admit defeat and responded, “I’m really just asking because we have three girls here, and I’m thinking it might be too tough on them.”
Xu Cheng looked towards Lin Chuxue, Liu Ziqi, and Zhao Yajing, the three female celebrities, and asked, “What do you guys think?”
Lin Chuxue’s graceful face had determination written all over. “Please do not underestimate girls. If men can do it, we can too.”
Hearing that the biggest celebrity stated her position, the other two girls also gritted their teeth and said with determination, “We have no problem as well!”
Yan Xian felt like he had been slapped in the face again. Guo Hao was enjoying the show on the side, seeing how the spoiled Yan Xian already couldn’t tolerate the brutal life in the military and was exposing his shortcomings.
“This is the schedule, take a look.“ Xu Cheng then handed each of them a piece of paper and then left the dorm.
The three girls were already mourning after seeing that they had to wake up at 6 AM. “So early! Don’t they know that sleep is most important to a girl?”
The general director said, “Don’t worry, it’s just for the first few days, not everyday.”
The three girls were finally relieved.
Then, Liu Ziqi’s face immediately fell when she saw another item on the schedule. “Uh… does this mean we have to assemble outside the dorm in the middle of the night?”
The general director nodded. “It wouldn’t be in the middle of the night. The actual time would depend on the instructor’s mood, and the production crew would also be doing this along with you guys. Let’s just endure this together.”
The six celebrities face were all gloomy.
Lin Chuxue could even picture Xu Cheng laughing at them for the suffering they were about to endure.
At this moment, Yan Xian saw a few exercises on the list that included shooting and actual combat. His eyes immediately and he asked the director, “Is Instructor Xu also responsible for leading these trainings?”
General Director: “Yep.”
Yan Xian suddenly had an idea to humiliate Xu Cheng. He muttered in his heart, “Didn’t you say you don’t want to see useless garbage in the military? Watch how I will make fun of you if I can beat you in these exercises.”