Chapter 1314: Beat you to death
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
“I also want to be landlord,” the long-haired man interjected.
“Oh… then I don’t want it,” Ye Wanwan said.
Based on how excited Big Dipper was, he probably had nice cards.
“Then I also don’t want it…” Big Dipper also said.
Ye Wanwan: “…”
After the long-haired man took the landlord card, he played a three.
Ye Wanwan immediately played a big joker.
Her remaining cards were all a chain. As long as the landlord couldn’t play, she would win!
“I bomb!” Big Dipper threw down four fives with a bright laugh.
Ye Wanwan: “…” Why the heck are you bombing me?!
“Do you follow?!” Big Dipper asked.
Ye Wanwan and the long-haired man both shook their heads.
“I bomb again!” ( .c om )
Big Dipper valiantly threw down four twos.
“Playing Fight the Landlord with me… Hahaha.” Big Dipper guffawed and threw down a five.
Then the long-haired man used his little joker to cut him off.
“Pass!” Big Dipper said.
Then the long-haired man threw down all his cards.
“It appears I won,” the long-haired man said with a smile.
Ye Wanwan, who had exploded in fury, flipped over the last two cards in Big Dipper’s hand.
A six and a seven…
“Whose team are you on?” Ye Wanwan stared at Big Dipper.
“Yours of course, Sis Feng,” Big Dipper answered in a matter-of-course tone.
“If you’re on my f*cking team, why the heck are you bombing me?!” Ye Wanwan nearly threw her cards at Big Dipper’s face.
As if it weren’t enough that he bombed her twice, he bombed her twice in a row and ended up letting the landlord win…
If Ye Wanwan had an axe in her hand, perhaps she would’ve hacked Big Dipper in half already.
“Sis Feng… I had a bomb so of course I used it… Look at how many cards I played while you only played one card, yet you blame me…” Big Dipper looked at Ye Wanwan with complaints.
“Do you want to scram yourself, or do you want me to kick you out?” Ye Wanwan asked Big Dipper.
“Sis Feng… Give me another chance… I haven’t played it for a while, so I’m a bit out of practice. I’ll definitely carefully think about it next round and play well…” Big Dipper laughed in embarrassment.
“Deal!” Ye Wanwan snapped brusquely.
The dealer cursorily glanced at Big Dipper. With his input, this Fight the Landlord… ( .c om )
“I don’t bid for landlord,” Big Dipper said as he looked at the cards in his hand.
“I also don’t,” the long-haired man said.
‘Since they both don’t want it, their cards must be bad…’ Ye Wanwan was pensive. “I bid for landlord!”
She took the landlord card. Although her hand wasn’t wonderful, it was still decent.
Ye Wanwan first tossed out her only single card, a three.
“I bomb!”
Big Dipper threw down four queens with a bright laugh.
Ye Wanwan ferociously glared at Big Dipper. “Pass.”
“I bomb again!”
Big Dipper threw down both the small and big joker.
Ye Wanwan’s lips twitched. I merely played a three yet you used two hands to bomb me…
“Pass… Show me how many bombs you have. Bomb me again if you dare,” Ye Wanwan said with a dry smile as she looked at Big Dipper.
“No more bombs…” Big Dipper shook his head before throwing down all the cards in his hand. They were all a chain.
“…” Big Dipper, didn’t you freaking have a bad hand? Why in the world didn’t you bid for landlord with such a good hand? You chose to dig a hole for me instead?!
“Sis Feng, I said earlier that I would definitely think carefully and play well if you gave me a chance. How about it, I’m quite good, right? Hahaha!” Big Dipper guffawed uncontrollably.
“Scram.”
Ye Wanwan looked at Big Dipper.
Before Big Dipper could say anything, Ye Wanwan coldly smiled and said, “If you don’t scram… I’m going to beat you to death.”