Chapter 2003: Abduct Lord Asura for me
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
At that moment, Big Dipper suddenly gasped in shock, seemingly discovering something.
“Sh*t! Sis Feng, what’s… what’s going on with your neck?!”
“My neck?”
Ye Wanwan reflexively peered down at her neck and saw a dense mass of spider web-like red lines had appeared by her collarbones.
“Ah! What the heck is this?” Ye Wanwan was astonished.
Big Dipper was flabbergasted and his eyes bulged out for half a day. “When did you get a tattoo behind our backs, Sis Feng?”
“Tattoo your a**!”
Seven Star hastily grabbed Ye Wanwan’s hand and rolled up her sleeves, only to see shocking red lines covering her wrists as well. And those bloody lines were spreading at a speed naked to the human eye as though they had a life of their own.
It didn’t take long for them to crawl to the back of Ye Wanwan’s hands…
“Could it be you’re poisoned?” Seven Star muttered with a terrible expression.
First Elder and Third Elder also leaned in. “I haven’t heard of any poison that has this kind of effect though?”
While they were embroiled in discussion, Nameless Nie, who was stuffing his mouth without abandon, shouted, “D*mn! Nice, my sister, your love gu is flaring up!”
Nameless Nie’s words were like boiling water that splashed into a pot of oil.
Seven Star became stunned. “What did you say?”
Big Dipper was stupefied. “Huh? The love gu flaring up?”
Ye Wanwan also turned to Nameless Nie, dumbfounded. “Isn’t there at least another week before it flares up?”
Nameless Nie took a bite of his chicken thigh, feeling melancholy. “Well… well I’m not sure!”
Ye Wanwan nearly slapped his face as she angrily roared, “You’re the one who made this love gu! How can you be unsure?!”
Nameless Nie wore an innocent expression on his face. “It’s Dead Man who made it, not me. I’m merely a middle man at most!”
Ye Wanwan: “…” Middle-man your a**!
At first, Ye Wanwan was poisoned by the mutually-in-love gu and merely needed to get together with a person she liked within 12 hours to cure the gu. What was awful was that this mutually-in-love gu mutated and successfully evolved into the king of gus, the love gu.
This time limit of three months was hypothesized by other people who were past victims of this gu. In reality though, since the gu in Ye Wanwan was an accidentally-evolved version and different physicians produced different gus and gu victims had different physiologies, unexpected conditions could arise.
Developing a love gu was too difficult and very, very few people fell victim to this gu, so hardly anyone knew all of its symptoms.
Big Dipper was dumbstruck. “What should we do?! Autumn Water hasn’t found an antidote yet! She said she asked Emperor Ji for help, but Emperor Ji is missing right now!”
Ye Wanwan felt dizzy and her vision was blurring. Her head turned groggy like someone had poured lead in it, and the heat in her body caused her to nearly explode. She bellowed, “Stop freaking wasting your words! Do you have some rope?”
Big Dipper hastily parroted, “That’s right, that’s right, rope! Old Seven, hurry and find some ropes to tie Sis Feng up. Otherwise, it’d be a disaster if she really charged to do something to Lord Asura impulsively!”
Ye Wanwan panted heavily and kicked Big Dipper. “I’m telling you to abduct Lord Asura for me!”
Big Dipper: “…”
Seven Star: “…”
First Elder, Third Elder, and the others: “…”
Nameless Nie stuck up his thumb. “You’re truly my sister!”