Translator: Polarbearadise
Editor: FirstPersonNarrator
After visiting Han Dong's residence, the two went out together to eat.
"Where are you from?" Li Shang asks.
Han Dong says: "The Inner Mongolia region, you?"
"I'm from Anhui, I attended Beijing University and just graduated last year. Although I major in the science department, I have always liked performing, I want to give it a try before growing old. Ah, I heard that Wang Baoqiang was discovered at the entrance of Beijing studio right?"
"Don't even dream of it, he probably cultivated through many lifetimes in order to have such a good fortune. Beside, Wang Baoqiang isn't just staying at the same spot to get selected, he is a disciple of Shaolin Temple specialized in the role of the martial artist, can you do that?"
Li Shang asks: "Then why are you still preserving for many years?"
"Because sooner or later, I will rise to fame." Han Dong says with a tone of certainty.
"How do you know you'll rise to fame?"
"I calculated it."
Li Shang asks jokingly, "You calculated that you'll rise to fame?"
"Soon." Han Dong wipes his mouth after eating, leaning against the chair and looking proudly: "It should be in this year."
Li Shang doesn't believe him but he doesn't want to refute Han Dong in front of his face, in order to know his own fortune, he asks: "Then can you calculate if whether I'll become popular?"
Han Dong carefully looks at Li Shang for a moment, a strange fluctuation appears in his eyes, his tone half-joking half serious, "Ok, boy, you can become a star in the future!"
"You, how did you calculate that?" Li Shang asks with interest.
Han Dong, using the chopsticks to knock on the bowl, says: "Because your stature resembles mine."
Li Shang laughs, cupping his fist in the other hand, "Thanks to your blessing, thanks to your blessing."
Because they didn't find a suitable place, Han Dong lets Li Shang stay at his place temporarily. It was beyond Li Shang's guess, Han Dong is very calculative but he doesn't want to take his rent money and even says with a heroic voice, "Your elder brother doesn't lack money."
At night while tidying up the room, Li Shang nudges Han Dong. "Hey, since your house is filled with many inflatable stuff, you probably have that 'toy' right?"
"You mean the inflatable doll?"
(T/N: Inflatable doll = s** doll)
Han Dong asks without hesitation, causing the nine men to raise their heads at the same time.
"Are you joking?" Han Dong knocks on Li Shang's forehead, "Your elder brother never lack of women, why do I need to use it?"
The men in the nine rooms simultaneously lower their shoulders in disappointment.
Because of the change to a new environment, the soundproof isn't good causing Li Shang to suffer a little from insomnia. Han Dong is a heartless host, when his head touched the pillow, he immediately fell asleep.
Li Shang stays awake till 1:00 am, when he finally feels a little sleepy, Han Dong suddenly mumbles faintly on one side.
"The brother living diagonally across, are you even capable of doing it? Rubbing for half an hour and you still haven't shoot."
The brother who's living in the room diagonally across returns with a sentence, "My JB is like you, it has a
slow temperament."
(T/N: JB = slang for male genital)
Ling Shang immediately awakes, "F****, you guys still haven't slept yet?"
The sound of breathing continues, but nobody replies.
Li Shang turns his head to look at Han Dong, his eyelids are still closed, he's breathing evenly, there's absolutely no sign of him waking up! Li Shang is startled, it is sleep talking right? Then what about the brother living diagonally across……he also sleep talks??? If this is even possible, then how can I live in such a place?