Chapter 1 - IPGYPP Chapter 1
[ Lemon Essence A: I heard Atlas broke up his CP with Grapefruit.]
[ Lemon Essence B: Really? Didn’t they just win the Voice Acting competition together a few days back? I thought they had a good relationship, but I didn’t expect it, bah. ]
[ Lemon Essence A: It can’t be helped after all. Men duh. They always look for good-looking ones. So, it’s not that surprising that Atlas chose to form CP with Xiao Qiao. It’s just, I feel sorry for our Grapefruit. ].
In the community group, Toast, who was reading the messages, was extremely pissed off to the extent of immediately sending a screenshot of the conversation to An Youxi.
[ Toast: These two Lemon Essences are so frustrating–… are they the only ones in the community group? ]
An Youxi did not mind the conversation between the two Lemon Essences. One reason was that he never posted a picture in public in the past 8 years he was in the circle. So, he basically did not participate in the online or offline events of the Voice Acting Community. He did not know there were rumours that he looked ugly. Man, he did not post his pictures because he was in Middle School and High School at that time. So, in order to protect his privacy, he did not post any pictures and it was totally impossible. By the time he came to college later, he did not bother explaining the matter at all.
In the past few years, online Voice Acting had become very popular and many interesting and new software had emerged on the Internet. Among them, the most popular one was an app called “Meng Voice Control”.
As a person with 8 years of experience and network, An Youxi joined the Meng Voice Control along with the rest of the community.
In Meng Voice Control, similar to marriages in online games, players in the app can form CP with other players. In online games, only men and women can get married, but however, in Meng Voice Control you can form CP with even men. It’s not restricted to gender, which makes it easier for people to sell rot to attract new fans.
Speaking of which, he and Atlas seemed to have a lot of CP fans?
If it were not for the dubbing competition held by the website a while ago, he would not have formed a CP. The competition stipulated that only CP pairs can participate, making An Youxi form a CP with strangers on the internet. That kind of thing was too ambiguous.
[ Lemon Essence A: You want to know whether it’s true or not? Just ask the concerned person. @Atlas, I heard that you are planning to form a new CP with someone, is it true? ]
[ Atlas: It is true. It’s about time, I solved this matter directly. ]
[ Atlas: @Grapefruit, you were the one who said in the beginning that if we are happy, we will just stay together and if we can’t be together after the competition, we will just break up peacefully. Now that we have broken up if we don’t clear it, this issue will make trouble for us. Also considering you, I want to say that don’t disturb this matter. This way, it’s better for both of us. ]
An Youxi: “….” Was it fine to eat one’s own melon and then suddenly be pulled into the conversation?
What kind of top-tier average man was this male? The last time I was this speechless was last time.1 Speechless that you are speechless , it seems to some kind of Chinese slang
[ Grapefruit: Can your plays be as short as your pp.jpg ? ]
[ Atlas: pp? Are you playing with me? If you don’t want to break up, just say it. Why are you going around being weird? Do you want money or something? I’ll compensate you with anything except myself. ]
Fuck! This man was really fucking sick!
An Youxi was so disgusted that he went to Meng Voice Control to terminate the CP relationship.
He didn’t know whether Atlas was waiting for him to terminate the CP or what, because the next second, An Youxi received a message that Atlas has formed a new CP.
An Youxi: “….”
How much did this guy dislike him?
It wasn’t enough that he died, this guy Atlas wanted him to repost this breakup message in the community group.
An Youxi rolled his eyes and opened the Weibo to see that the Breakup announcement had already been posted by Atlas.
He directly clicked forward and exited without looking at it and was bombarded by private messages by Toast.
[ Toast: The speed of the development of this trash plot is so dazzling and confusing. Didn’t you both get together only a few days back, and you are already breaking up? ]
[ Grapefruit: Mind your words, he and I were just in a simple cooperative relationship. We were good and now broken up after the cooperation. ]
[ Toast: What?! Were you both only in a cooperative relationship? I always thought you both were together a long time ago. ]
[ Grapefruit:….]
[ Grapefruit: Don’t act disgustingly, thank you. Now hurry up and tell me everything you know. ]
[ Toast: Actually, there is nothing complicated, it’s just that Atlas has been chasing you for a long time, didn’t you know? Some time back, the two o you suddenly formed a CP, so we thought the chase was successful. But it turned out, you didn’t even know that you were chased. ]
[ Grapefruit: No!!!!! ]
An Youxi recalled that while back, Atlas spoke in a very sleazy manner… it turned out he was chasing him?
Ba, so scary!
[ Toast: What the hell, you as the concerned party did not even know? Damn, it seems Atlas chased after air for so many days? Hahahahaha! ]
[ Grapefruit: (wiping sweat) Please don’t say that it sounds like a ghost story. ]
[ Toast: But to be honest, Atlas is really handsome, do you want to see a photo? It’s the type of little milk dog ~ ]
An Youxi refused in seconds.
[ Grapefruit: No thanks. ]
[ Toast: By the way, Atlas wanted to see your photos but no one has seen your photo in years, and I think Atlas may have had some bad guesses about you. It just happened that the newcomer named Xiao Qiao was promoted by Meng Voice Control recently, and the newcomer has been attracting fans through his appearance. Well, they probably saw each other and liked what they saw and decided to form a CP ba. ]
An Youxi understood. He was rejected because he was ‘ugly’. An Youxi was 18 times the champion of the School Grass 2most handsome in the school and had won this title from kindergarten to now college. And never once was An Youxi been disliked for being ugly. Kinda subtle.
After exiting his chat with Toast, An Youxi replied to the inquiries of various friends one by one and emphasized that he had nothing to do with Atlas. No matter how he explained it to his friends, netizens didn’t believe it at all. Even the Weibo he had reposted without any words had become proof that he was ‘heartbroken’.
[ Taro Round Bobo: Grapefruit is really not liked, ba, the competition just ended and he was broken up with. It’s so pitiful that I can’t even say anything. ]
[ Neon Deep: No way, Atlas is tall, rich and handsome, as long as you look at the face value, Xiao Qiao is the most suitable. After all, Grapefruit… but the default in the circle is to listen to the voice rather than the face. ]
[ Butterfly Wuhu: I heard that Atlas has just turned 18 and has been admitted to one of the top 2 universities. Grapefruit has been in the circle for 8 years, then he should be more than 20. It is a proper age. A high-quality little milk dog, Grapefruit might probably regret missing the opportunity. ]
An Youxi himself forwarded Weibos and replied to them patiently. But the fans only took it as a forced self-consolation. Even Atlas himself ran over to say something like, I didn’t expect you to treat me like this, alas, let’s not talk about it…
An Youxi was so angry that he wanted to rush inside the phone and fight with Atlas.
But at that moment, the President of the Newspaper Department messaged him.
[ Xia Qianqian: Treasure! Your consecutive 18-school championship of School Grass has been ended by another man this year! ]
What?!
An Youxi sat up in shock that instant, and threw Atlas and other things to the back of his head.
[ Xia Qianqian: This year, there is a new student who is very handsome! The confession wall of all the circle of friends in their moments is full of his photos and videos. And the Senior Sisters and Brother are all crazy! It’s even out on Baidu! ]
[ An Youxi: Such exaggeration? = = ]
Forget about the Senior sisters, why are the senior brothers joining the fun?
[ Xia Qianqian: Aiya, I forgot that you don’t visit the forums, so of course you don’t know how popular he is! ]
[Xia Qianqian: Although both of you are good-looking, it’s not the same type! You are a delicate proud beauty while he is handsome bright and cheerful! ]
[Xia Qianqian: Not much to say, but just take these and see for yourself and comprehend it! ]
[Xia Qianqian: (Forum link) ]
[Xia Qianqian: ( QQ Moments link) ]
[Xia Qianqian: (Baidu link) ]
An Youxi’s finger hovered over the links, but he did not press it.
[ An Youxi: No, I won’t look at it. ]
He ran his tongue over his teeth and typed.
[ An Youxi: I have decided to meet this man who had stolen my 18 consecutive championships tomorrow! ]
[Xia Qianqian: Aiya, it just happens that our department is starting the freshman military training tomorrow. If the Times didn’t take pictures why don’t you take some for me tomorrow? ]
[ An Youxi: …. My good fellow, you have been baiting me all this time!!! ]
[Xia Qianqian: Hahahaha, don’t blame me if you can see through it, just say whether you can help or not! ]
An Youxi was about to say No. When he saw that Xia Qianqian continued to say that it would be more convenient to see the little brother with the camera as a cover. ~
An Youxi deleted and retyped.
[ An Youxi: Deal ]
***
The Next Day.
Freshman Military Training under the scorching sun.
It had been dry and windless those days, and the sun was shining so brightly that it was scorching the earth. Powerful enough to knock down people in military postures and even the top of their heads seemed to be smoking.
Following the command of “ Take a Break”, many people howled like ghosts and wolves.
As he was panting, Ran Ningmu unscrewed his water bottle and drank a few mouthfuls of water. While he was drinking, his adam’s apple bobbled and he grabbed his sweaty collar and fanned it.
Sweat slid across his neck along the smooth jawline and sank into his collarbone. His muscles were visible when his arms stretched out, showcasing his smooth abs in a halo.
Every move of his was very youthful.
The classmate standing next to him looked around while wiping his sweat. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he nudged his elbow at Ran Ningmu, and then signalled him to look in the opposite direction.
“School Grass, look over there. There is a girl peeking at you!”
When he spoke these words he deliberately raised his voice, not at all concealing what he was saying. At that moment, all the boys around him looked at the girl.
Ran Ningmu let out an irritated “hmm” as he caught a glimpse of the girl’s blushing face.
The boy then turned his eyes as he looked at the girl’s chest and waist and shook his head regretfully, “The girl is growing well, but her figure is not good.”
The girl turned pale after she heard it and lowered her head looking like she was about to cry.
Ran Ningmu paused his actions as he still held the water bottle with his fingers.
Talking about girls like this…is too unreasonable and excessive.
The boy did not notice Ran Ningmu’s actions, as his eyes were still glued to the figure of the girls around him, as he tsked and said, “ There are so many beautiful girls in our class this year, we are so lucky! How is it, School Grass? Do you like any of them?”
“No.”
“There is no one you are interested in? Your expectations are too high, but it is true, with your face as the school grass, with just a flick of your hand there would be high-quality girls falling for your bait. Hahaha…”
Ran Ningmu suddenly raised his arm and in a shooting posture, he threw the water bottle in his hand accurately into the trash bin not far away. A sound of clang was heard which interrupted the boy’s obscene talking.
Ran Ningmu turned to look at the boy, his lips curled up mockingly as he grinned showing his white teeth, “Why do you care so much about my marriage affairs? Why, do you want to be my mother?”
The boy’s complexion changed and he said, “You… what are you saying?”
Ran Ningmu scrutinised the boy with the attitude of someone picking up pork in a market as he criticized, “Average looks, average height… tsk.” Then he looked at the boy in front of him and covered his nose in disgust, “ I am sorry, but I don’t want a male mother, specifically a wretched one.”
The boy’s face turned blue and white as he wanted to rush forward with his fists, as the other roared with laughter and he just said, “ You—–!”
Ran Ningmu’s eyes suddenly darkened and he straightened his back and deliberately moved his neck and fingers in a way it made a click sound that made others fear. He sneered,” What, do you want to fight?”
The boy looked straight into Ran Ningmu’s eyes and froze. Ran Ningmu was nearly 190cm and the boy looked like a thin chicken in front of him.
How can he fight him?
People like can just lift him in one arm and make him fly in another direction to the sun, right?!
There were already giggles from the girls’ side.
The boy’s face blackened like coal that instant and when he saw Ran Ningmu’s strong chest and firm arms, he couldn’t be arrogant no matter how he tried.
Ran Ningmu directly pushed him away and walked towards the girl. He scratched his head and softly said, “ I am sorry, those words are bullshit. Don’t take them into your heart.”
“Pfft!” The girl pressed her lips and smiled, she raised her head and thanked sincerely, “ Thank you.”
“You are welcome, it’s my fault. So never mind.” Ran Ningmu shook her hand indifferently and then left.
The girl stared at his back for a few seconds and then she turned her head and chatted excitedly to her companions in a low voice, “ I didn’t expect Ran Ningmu who looked so sweet to have a wild personality.”
“Yes, yes, yes. So handsome. He is like a little wolf dog. Feels good, hehe…”
Ran Ningmu returned back to his place and his not-so-good mood was even more depressed by that wretched man.
The world was getting worse and people’s hearts are getting worse and worse. It would be great if there were refreshing boys to was their eyes…
At this mention, Ran Ningmu raised his eyes inadvertently and saw a man in white.
The young man in a white shirt walked slowly.
In summer, the sun was very strong, scorching one’s skin like a flame, which made people upset and irritable.
However, the arrival of this young man was like a gust of wind suddenly blowing away all the hot mist covering the mouth and nose, making everyone feel refreshed.
He was elegant and tall with a handsome temperament. From a distance, Ran Ningmu could only see snow-white skin which was as beautiful as a painting.
Clear, refreshing boy…?
Ran Ningmu was taken back in surprise.
On the other side, An Youxi walked slowly to stand under the shade of a tree, taking out the camera without knowing that he was under the gaze of a large dog and holding it in front of him.
Heh heh, tell me which great handsome man took away my throne as the school grass…
In the camera, there was a tall boy in a camouflage military training uniform with broad shoulders and long legs.
The eyebrows were thick and black like a knife cut and looked three-dimensional. His double eyelids were as beautiful as if drawn with a pen and his thick eyelashes were clearly visible under the high-definition lens in the warm sunlight.
The pair of eyes were black and bright, looking at him intently.
The eyes were bright and clear, like water and there seemed to be some inexplainable delicate and sensitive thoughts entangled at him.
Innocent and pure, like a little puppy who just met its owner???
An Youxi flicked his fingertips and pressed the shutter almost reflexively, making soft camera sound.
Ran Ningmu’s starry eyes under the sun froze as they looked into the camera. And An Youxi’s reflection can be seen in them.
His heartbeat beat fastly.
An Youxi was taken aback for a moment, then he raised his head abruptly and fell into the other party’s brief daze.
Ran Ningmu looked at the handsome young man in white and his thoughts fell into a daze.
At that moment, the two people who were more than ten meters apart felt dizzy at the same time. His breathing stopped for a second as his heart pounded.
And in their minds, rebellious but similar thoughts of great harmony arose in their minds against great heavens-
Ran Ningmu: Lovely, I want to fuck him.
An Youxi: Cute, I want to be fucked by him.
Hey guys! This is the new novel I’m translating…This novel is interesting with a lot of fun elements. I hope I will be able to finish translating this novel completely. Jiaoyou!
1 Speechless that you are speechless , it seems to some kind of Chinese slang2most handsome in the school