Chapter 4 - IPGYPP Chapter 4
After clicking in, the content was festive as the title.
[ Main Floor: RT, the host at noon in the third cafeteria while eating, encountered AYX1 An Youxi and RNM 2Ran Ningmu; fortunately, the host was sitting next to AYX.
AYX needs no introduction. Yan University’s reigning three years champion of the crown of School Grass. For students who don’t know AYX, you can go and search for the old posts and go through them. As for RNM, he is the man who overwhelmed AYX to take the crown and become the new School Grass this year.
Wow, these two handsome men actually sat next to each other. The host was so excited that I could’ve died at that moment and even the eating posture became more reserved and slow.
As a result, the host watched helplessly as RNM took AYX’s plate of unfinished rice and put it on his own plate.
The host at the time: ???? So they have such a good relationship?
But its okay, after all sometimes, people living in the same dormitory will share the food with each other if they cant finish eating, but the next is too much bah.
Here are the images:
{picture1} {picture2} {picture3} {picture4}
Because RNM was sitting opposite to the host, it was easy to take pictures of him, so all pictures are of him.
It can be seen that the hands and clothes are the same, and is definitely the same person and time on the picture shows that these pictures were not fabricated by the host.
Okay, here comes the point.
Look carefully at all three pictures!
Picture 1 is RNM’s own dish. Picture 2 is after he and AYX exchanged food. Picture 3 is after he and AYX swapped their plates. Picture 4 is the plate after RNM helps AYX to finish off the extra rice.
Uh uh uh
The host just wants to ask, is this a new way to show off affection?
If I love you, I will exchange all the food on my plate with you, and share the rice you can’t finish??
Back to the title, I just want to ask when did these two school grasses get together? No matter how you look at it, this behaviour is not at all normal!!
Isn’t it only two or three days since school started? How did AYX start so quickly?? Can’t you still leave a chance for the majority of the school sisters and seniors???
1L: The front row sells puppet English short gold gradient
2L: They both are from different majors! I never expected these two to fit together!
3L: ah ah ah hand hand hand , this hand! I crazily want to suck it!
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23L: lz 3laozi a slang of arrogantly refering to oneself, are you not afraid of being caught and trolled after you posted this complain? (dog head)
32L host (reply t0 23L): hey, don’t tell anything, I’m not afraid!
First of all, I am telling the truth and secondly, the canteen is a public space, so I cannot be considered to be breaching privacy as many people have seen it! Finally, these two have been so obsessed with each other’s beauty that they can’t see anyone else at all!!!
I can guarantee that even if I sit next to them this afternoon, they will not recognize me!
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45L: (raises hand) me me me! I saw them too! I was queuing up at the window closest to the door, these two were so conspicuous. The moment these two entered the cafeteria the whole cafeteria was quiet for a second, right?
According to my observation, they originally wanted to eat boiled fish, but the line for it was too long so they had to go to the buffet in the end.
PS: The newly introduced boiled fish, has no bones and especially the signature boiled fish is absolutely amazing, it deserves such a long line and popularity.
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67L: laughing to death, I am from the self-service side, I was standing behind them at the time, when they got into an argument who was going the swipe the card, they both wanted to swipe for each other, but guess what?
AYX, he actually took out a water card! Hahahahahhahahahaha, everyone laughed sillily, why did I not realize that AYX was actually so cute before! So, in the end, RNM swiped his card (thumbs up)
PS: AYX’s ears were completely red! Really, really, my language is a bit disordered, mrs, mrs, mrs, that’s it! Anyway, RNM stared at AYX for a long time, not to mention whats going on AYX’s side, but for sure, RNM is definitely not normal! ]
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This, this, what is it!!
An Youxi slapped the phone on the table and buried his whole face.
Ran Ningmu was staring at him, what the….
How could it be possible?
The roommate came over and shook his shoulders, “Youxi, Youxi! Have you finished reading the post?”
“Not yet.” An Youxi opened one eye, “What do you want, ba?”
The roommate rubbed his hands, “hey, hey, het, it’s nothing, I just want to ask, what’s the matter with Ran Ningmu?”
An Youxi sat up, is eyes flickering, “What’s the matter?”
The roommate said excitedly, “Didn’t the post suspect that the two of you have an affair? Son? Tell me quickly, are you two together?”
An Youxi played with his fingers, “No, I just met him for the first time today, so what can I do?”
“What, I though that my family’s little cabbage had already been eaten by a pig…”
However, before the roommate can start getting disappointed, An Youxi whispered softly, “I just want to have something with him, and he also has to be willing…”
“Hmm?”
“Hmmmmmm????”
The roommate stammered and rushed over, “What’s going on, what’s going on? What happened this morning, when you were not in the dormitory!”
“Actually, nothing really…”
“Tell me honestly! Tell me, is there something wrong with you?!”
An Youxi blushed a little, fiddled with his phone with his head down and briefly explained what happened today, “…That’s it, well, I did not say anything, but you still don’t believe me.”
“Wow, you really do shock me without doing anything…” The roommate tsked, “Three years of college, and you did not fall in love with anyone, but now, you fell for someone, love at first sight. Don’t say anything, it’s quite romantic!”
An Youxi remained silent, flipping through the forum.
Looking at it now, An Youxi finally knew why the building was actually built so high.
After confirming that the two of them were actually single and not together, the building bizarrely began to argue about who had a crush on whom, and then the argument broke through hundreds of floors.
Of course, it’s not just a quarrel, there are also nymphos4 people with strong sexual desire and rotten women5 women who love boyXboy love/ yaoi throwing water in from time to time.
[ 485L: Why must it be RNM who took a fancy to AYX? I am from RNM’s class next door, AYX should have come to take photos of the military training today, but he just walked around RNM’s class the whole time! All! Noon!
To specify, he didn’t go anywhere, he just circled around RNM’s class!
To be reasonable, if it wasn’t for watching RNM, why would he be willing to bask in the sun with a camera is such a hot day! No need to photosynthesize!!!
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520L: You guys should stop arguing about the School Grasses! Isn’t it more exciting to have a two-way crush? ]
Wow, who is this, if you can talk, talk more!
An Youxi was watching enthusiastically, when Xia Qianqian’s message popped out.
[ Xia Qianqian: Treasure! Have you taken all the photos? ]
[ An Youxi: Wait a minute, I will send you the photos. ]
[ Xia Qianqian: OK ]
[ Xia Qianqian: Be nice and wait.jpg ]
An Youxi transferred all the photos from the camera to the phone and then sent it to Xia Qianqian.
Two seconds later,
[Xia Qianqian: …. ]
[ An Youxi: What’s wrong? ]
[ Xia Qianqian: I said use the camera as a cover, you really used it as a cover and did nothing else? Look at the photos you took. Besides Ran Ningmu, did you fucking take anything else? ]
[ Xia Qianqian: Although, he is really handsome, I can’t just have all the photos of only him, right? ]
An Youxi felt guilty.
[ An Youxi: I’m sorry, I’ll just go over again in the afternoon! o(*≧▽≦)ツ ]
[ Xia Qianqian: …. Do you think, I can’t see that you are actually happy than you can die! ]
[ Xia Qianqian: Tsk, tsk, tsk, look at you, so fascinated by that man, don’t you want your crown of the 19th consecutive School Grass? ]
[ An Youxi: What does he want! Whatever he asks, I’ll give him everything! I’ll give him my life! I only want him! ]
[ Xia Qianqian: … ]
[ Xia Qianqian: Okay, I understand, you don’t want your title of school grass, you just want to be the man of the school grass (. ]
[ An Youxi: You are saying the truth blatantly (/≧ω＼) ]
[ Xia Qianqian: …. ]
[ Xia Qianqian: Forget it, the water spilled out my son’s marriage, anyway, I’m not in a hurry here, so if you want to see it, continue to see it. ]
[ Xia Qianqian: Three days, at most three days! Three days later, you must give me the photos, ah! ]
[ An Youxi: I know ~ Got it ~ Thank you Qianqian ~ ]
[ Xia Qianqian: (old father waving his hand.jpg) ]
After exiting the chat window, An Youxi set the photo he took of Ran Ningmu in the morning as the screensaver, then opened Taobao and ordered a naïve mini moon elder. 6Yue Lao
Seeing his operation, the roommate almost spit out the water he was drinking, “… What are you doing?”
An Youxi blushed like a girl’s peach blossom, and said shyly, “I’m inviting Yue Lao, hoping Yue Lao can help fulfil my wish of embracing the beauty as soon as possible~”
As he said previously, he had to offer incense to Yue Lao, he is a good boy, so he will keep his promise!
The roommate stared at An Youxi’s payment page, thinking that the Moon God/ Yue Lao was really cheap, only 9.9 yuan including free shipping.
He shook his head and returned to his desk, recalling what he heard now, he was full of emotions, “My son has grown up, and he wants to be fucked by a man…”
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At the same time, in the
opposite building.
Ran Ningmu with his legs crossed on the table, his back on the chair, holding the phone typing looking impatient.
[ Ran Ningmu: What’s wrong with you? Doesn’t your school have a forum? Is it okay for you to go to our school forum to wander around? ]
[ Li Jingmo: Hahahahaha, am I not concerned about your college life? The hand in the photo is yours? I recognized it right away! So what the host said is true? Hurry up and tell me the truth, is there something wrong with you? ]
Ran Ningmu raised his eyebrows, remembering the red ear when leaving, he bit his lips and replied,
[ Ran Ningmu: Hmm. ]
[ Li Jingmo: Hmm? What do you mean by ‘hmm’ ? ]
Ran Ningmu replied domineeringly.
[ Ran Ningmu: It means that I fell in love with him. ]
[ Li Jingmo: For real? You, the old dog, can actually fall in love with someone?? Not a scooter, a guitar or a drum kit, but a real human being??
And.. still a man?
If you don’t understand, its okay, but once understood, its amazing! ]
[ Ran Ningmu: Tsk, who are you scolding? ]
In the distant Huada, Li Jingmo raised his head from the phone with a shocked expression, opened his mouth then closed it again and again, and took a long time before slowly picking up his phone and replying.
[ Li Jingmo: I see, it turns out that my son has grown up and wants to be a man… ]
[ Li Jingmo: (the old father is crying with joy.jpg ]
[ Ran Ningmu: Get lost! ]
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The author has something to say:
The roommate of the receiving party and the friend of the attacking party: my family’s child has finally grown up.1 An Youxi2Ran Ningmu3laozi a slang of arrogantly refering to oneself4 people with strong sexual desire 5 women who love boyXboy love/ yaoi 6Yue Lao