Chapter 176 Is the Dwarf Wax Gourd a Caster?
Ding Hao could see that these four people were absolutely nasty pieces of work. Was there anything else behind this?
Thinking of this, Ding Hao ignored four people. He had some idea in his heart. He smiled and said to the dwarf wax gourd, “Your Excellency is the legendary Tall and Handsome Guy Sai Pan’an (more handsome than Pan’an. Pan’an was one of the handsome men in ancient China), the first good-looking man, like a pear blossom being more beautiful than crabapple, Senior Brother Elegant Wang in the inner core, right? I am your younger brother Ding Hao. Sorry, I don’t recognize you!”
“Er? The first handsome man?… Uh, of course, it’s me. Wow, haw!” Brother Wax Gourd was slightly astonished and accepted the nickname without hesitation. His anger soon dissipated, and his flushed face turned red. “Boy, you are very sensible. Good, good. It seems that my fine reputation is well-known to all.”
“Of course, all over 2,000 nominal disciples in five academies know your prestige of Elegant Wang. Countless young and beautiful female nominal disciples want to steal a glimpse of you in their dreams.” Ding Hao glanced at four guys who felt surprised and were tongue-tied, and then he flattered Elegant Wang with cheap words.
“Really? Haha, boy, you have good vision, and you are honest. Haha, I don’t know why I suddenly appreciate you very much.” The dwarf wax gourd was all smiles, and his nose was almost drowned in the fat of his cheeks. He laughed and said, “Are all these things you said true?”
“Of course they’re true, even…” Ding Hao looked back at the wooden door with a small breach. He deliberately lowered his voice and said, “Even Ms. Qianxue also appreciates you very much.”
“Really?” The dwarf wax gourd immediately felt excited and waved to him, “Brother, come out to talk, has Junior Sister Qianxue really said so?”
Ding Hao stepped out of the fence of the herbs garden, and they quickly hugged back and forth, as if they had known each other like evil associates for many years. They were closer than ever. The fat man could not wait to ask, “Brother, tell me, what else has Junior Sister Qianxue said about me?”
“She said that you have outstanding talent with a handsome appearance, and you are elegant and unrestrained. It is hard to find someone like you. You are loyal, affectionate, and faithful…” Ding Hao poured out all the compliments he could think of to describe a man.
“Well, it is Junior Sister Qianxue who knows me very well.” The dwarf wax gourd instantly had an expression that it was regretless as he had one confidant in life. He said as lonely as snowflakes, “Although in the Swordsmanship-seeking Sect, countless female disciples have been crying to marry me, unfortunately, I have always been obsessed with Junior Sister Qianxue. I also know that Junior Sister Qianxue likes me as well.”
Speaking of this, the dwarf wax gourd patted Ding Hao on the shoulder with great enthusiasm. “Brother, thank you for telling the truth. You really have an eye, and you are honest. In the future, I will cover you. If anyone bullies you, just tell him my name, Elegant Wang of the Herb Hall. In the Top Six of Inner Sixth Peaks, my name of ‘Little Luban’ works in some way.”
Ding Hao immediately nodded.
The matter development made four guys who were cheerful and light-hearted just now become foolish suddenly.
What happened?
Damn it, the plot shouldn’t develop like this.
Could’t Elegant Wang as a stupid fool see that this little bastard was teasing him?
“Senior Brother Elegant, you can’t be fooled by this little bastard!”
“Yes, Senior Brother Elegant, we cannot bear that this little bastard runs into Junior Sister Qianxue’s boudoir.”
Four people looked sneaky and began to make mischief between Elegant Wang and Ding Hao. They looked at Ding Hao with an unfriendly manner full of threat. A tall and thin man grinned at Ding Hao grimly, making a throat-cutting gesture.
Before the dwarf wax gourd said anything, Ding Hao sneered and reported, “Fraud? Can I deceive my brother, who is so wise and mighty? Besides, what I just said is not true? Isn’t Elegant Wang a handsome man? Is he not affectionate and faithful? Is he not gifted? Do you think Ms. Qianxue would not like Elegant Wang? Wouldn’t you want to say something nice about Brother Elegant?”
Elegant Wang, who had intended to ask four guys, nodded and looked at four men and said, “Yes, isn’t what Brother Ding just said true?”
“This…” Four people became stunned.
That was fucking not true, but one could not say clearly with a guy who was mindless and was messing around and incredibly self-absorbed.
Ding Hao sneered again and said, “You have nothing to say, right? I guess it must be some of you guys who fooled Elegant Wang into coming here. Maybe you said no less bad words about Ms. Qianxue. Besides, this cabin is not Qianxue’s boudoir at all, but a temporary room for refining elixir. You must be envious and jealous with hatred. If you want to spoil the love between Ms. Qianxue and my handsome Senior Brother Elegant Wang, you are too despicable!”
Elegant Wang listened to what Ding Hao said, and glared at four guys. “Just as I think, you four bastards are hiding from me at ordinary times. Why are you so enthusiastic today? You must be jealous of me and Ms. Qianxue, a couple of immortal lovers, you want to tear us apart alive, right? I almost believed your nonsense…”
Four people noticed that the situation was not in their control, and they immediately became angry.
The tall and thin man who secretly threatened Ding Hao growled, “Wake up, Elegant Wang, you are a stupid person. This little bastard is deceiving you. When did Ximen Qianxue smile at you? How could she say good words about you?”
Elegant Wang really got angry when he heard such words.
“What? You say that I was a stupid person? I beat you to death!”
Before his voice had died away.
Clang! Clang! Clang!
A series of scratching sounds of iron came out like popcorn.
Elegant Wang stretched out his arms and hands, and a layer of black ripple like fish scales instantly diffused from his shoulders.
In the twinkling of an eye, it covered the whole arms. The black scaled armor was obviously made of some strange metal things, like life. Once he stretched out his arms, the black scaled armor also was extending along the arms up to four or five meters, turning into a pair of substantial black fists, full of metal texture and pressure.
Oh, my God!
Ding Hao felt surprised.
This is… a magical weapon?
This dwarf wax gourd fat man was actually an Inscriptionist?
It was really true that a book should not be judged by its cover.
The pair of black metal fists should be a magic barcer. After it was inspired, it had a high attack power. This was a real magical weapon. The fists were lifelike, and the pressure was full. With Elegant Wang’s will, the fists were dancing in the air, as fast as a meteor, the mighty fist wind rolled up the dead leaves that fell on the ground.
“Fuck, you dare to say that I am a stupid person. I will beat you to shit today! Look at my Black Iron Meteor Barcer, and I smash you.”
Boom!
The enormous black iron fist, like Mount Tai falling on them, stirred up an unobstructed airflow, rolled away the scattered yellow leaves, and smashed hard on the four people.