Chapter 125: That Was Awkward
Beiyu City, Snowflake Plains.
This was an area where monsters level 30 to level 50 spawned, and was also one of the better places for players to level up.
At this time, a large group of players was leveling at the Snowflake Plains.
“Roar!”
Suddenly, a two-storey tall Snow Monkey King appeared on the plains.
The Snow Monkey King was a level 40 boss. Once it appeared, it let out an enraged roar and attacked the surrounding players.
Several of the players could not react in time and were sent flying.
Yu Zheqing was a twenty eight year old mature female player. She was also ranked seven on the Beauty Leaderboard.
When she saw the appearance of the Snow Monkey King, she was overjoyed and quickly said to the surrounding players, “Qingyang Guild members, your attention please! Warriors at the front! Priests pay attention to their health! Wizards, archers, and gunners maintain DPS. Assassins, watch our surroundings, and don’t let any other players approach us! If we get a Guild Building Order, then we can finally build our base too!”
“Let’s call the other Qingyang Guild members to come over and stop players from other guilds from coming over. Everyone, focus on damage!” Another handsome man said in agreement.
“Kill it!”
A group of players assaulted the Snow Monkey King. Swords, magic, and bullets all bashed at the Snow Monkey King.
It was obvious that the players were all from the same guild. As for the others that were from the other guilds, they were blocked by a dozen assassins.
While the Snow Monkey king had high health and defense, its attack and movement speed were quite limited. Under Yu Zheqing’s command, the Snow Monkey King’s health kept on falling.
Very quickly, the Snow Monkey King’s health had only a few thousand HPs left.
“Roar!”
The Snow Monkey King unleashed a howl and killed a warrior that only had a little bit of health left with a slam, and it jumped high up into the air after beating its chest.
“The boss is going to use its ultimate attack! Everyone spread out!” Yu Zheqing quickly commanded the other players once she saw what the Snow Monkey King was doing.
Once the players had retreated, they stared at the Snow Monkey King that was roaring in the air and heading straight toward the ground.
They were waiting.
Once the Snow Monkey King’s ultimate attack had been used, they would rush over and use all their skills on it when they were within range. With that, it would be able to instantly kill the Snow Monkey King.
Boom!
But at this moment, something shocking happened.
A giant alchemical furnace suddenly appeared in the air and crashed into the head of the Snow Monkey King that was focusing on unleashing its ultimate attack.
-15,356.
Next, an extremely high number floated out from its head, and the Snow Monkey King was instantly killed.
Not only was the Snow Monkey King killed, but it also did not drop anything at all. All the members of Qingyang Guild could do was open their mouths in shock and look at the two-meter tall alchemical furnace and the body of the Snow Monkey King on the ground.
“Um..”
Yu Zheqing blinked her beautiful eyes as her mouth gaped.
Then, the alchemical furnace was opened up, and a naked man jumped out from within. Looking at that birdie dangling in the wind, Yu Zheqing could only stare in disbelief as the gape of her mouth grew bigger.
***
After escaping from the clutches of Archmaster Moji using the Teleportation Cauldron, he let it land on the ground and jumped out once he had opened its lid.
“My goodness, it’s so cold.”
When he jumped out of the Teleportation Cauldron, a cold wind blew and he shuddered.
“Um…”
He looked at the male and female players around him who were staring at him in shock, he was slightly taken by surprise. Then he looked down at his birdie, and he scratched his head awkwardly.
He looked at the snow falling from the sky, then laughed and said, “Hehe, the weather today is not bad. The sun is warm and bright, perfect for killing monsters and leveling up, please continue…”
With that, he sneaked back into the cauldron awkwardly.
“That is so awkward! I’ve been teleported into a crowd of people. They have seen me naked now. Hopefully, no one has taken any pictures, or my reputation would be ruined!” He put on a newbie outfit once he was in the Teleportation Cauldron and did not leave. “I better look at my stats now that I have absorbed Moji’s stats. The players outside would leave eventually, I guess.”
With that, he accessed and looked at his current stats.
Character: Jiang Feng
Faction: Shifter
Gold Pieces: 37,332 Gold 29 Silver 76 Bronze
Reputation: 12,500
Honor: 734,290 (Earned from the Siege)
Display Name: Level 41 Rank 5 Wyrmling
Bloodline: 13 Types (too many to list, will only list the number from now onward)
HP: 201,000
Attack: 23,040
Defense: 8,452
Luck: 100 (Max)
Charisma: 4
Insight: 29
Fire Resistance +30%
Earth Resistance +20%
Hunger: 79%
Active Skills: The Art of Yin Yang Union of Joy, High-Speed Movement, Violent Grab, Bite, Tiger Roar, Dragon Howl, Illusion, Drain Blood, Change, Rockfall, Infernal Shades, Consume Blood, Kill, Dao Dao Dao!
Passive Skills: Gale, Block, Fly
Equipment: Requiem Bell, Spatial Bracelet, Ruyi Jingu Staff
Equipment Skill: Requiem, Ruyi, Consume, Demon-Suppressing Heavenly-Wind Staff
Drop: 15 slots, Account Bound: 50-100 Gold, Level 41 White Equipment, Level 41 Black-Iron Equipment, Level 41 Green-Bronze Equipment, Level 41 White-Silver Equipment, Level 41 Yellow-Gold Equipment, Level 41 Dark-Gold Equipment, Level 41 Spiritual Artifact
T/L Note: There’s some discrepancy with the stats previously, but by now I’m used to the bugs. E.g. Hide is missing, +600,000 honor
“Hm? Why did I only gain 100,000 HPs, 10,000 attack, and 4,000 defense? Can it be because of the severe injury and seal statuses? So, does that mean her total HPs were only around 500,000, attack 50,000 and defense 20,000?”
He had originally thought that his stats would explode, that was why he took her abuse lying down. But what he did not expect was that his stats had only increased by a little, and it was a very big difference from what he thought he would get.
Then, he remembered about the effects of Severely Injured and Sealed.
Archmaster Moji’s base stats had been reduced to no more than 5% because of the two status effects.
‘Damn Severely Injured status. Damn Sealed status. After all that effort and almost getting myself killed, all I got is some stats. Damn it all!” Jiang Feng cursed under his breath
“Fine. At least I’ve managed to get something from the Battlefield of the Divines and Infernals.”
He managed to find two pieces of the Donghuang Bell fragments, three drops of dragon blood, the map of the Battlefield of the Divines and Infernals and the map of the Heavenly Palace. He even managed to get some high-level materials and the Teleportation Cauldron, and even stole the virginity of a beautiful, cold woman. Indeed, he had earned much.
“The man inside, come out! I don’t care who you are, you stole our boss! Give us an explanation now!”
“You exhibitionist! Come out! Give us our boss back! Give us our Guild Building Order back!”
***
After he closed his status panel, he heard the shoutings and yellings from outside the Teleportation Cauldron.
He frowned and jumped out of the Teleportation Cauldron.
After he exited, he ignored the players, took out the Qiankun Gourd, and put away the Teleportation Cauldron.
“Hm? Why is there a boss’s dead body here?”
After he had put away the Teleportation Cauldron, he saw the body of a Snow Monkey King on the ground. The Teleportation Cauldron was right on top of the corpse of the Snow Monkey King.
He looked at the corpse of the Snow Monkey King, then he remembered the system prompt when he was teleported over. He seemed to have understood something when he listened to the content of the players’ yellings.
The Snow Monkey King was smashed to death by the Teleportation Cauldron!
Um… That was awkward!