Because I love you guys. Also how’s this: Muahahahack *choke* *stumble* *fall down stairs*…. I’m ok.
Gaiden: The Past Nazarick [The Relationship of a Brother and Sister]
Translators: Frostfire10
"Then Momonga-san. I will bring Yama-chan and An-chan, to Aura's place."
"Yes. Got it."
"I will definitely return at the promised 8 pm."
"Understood. However, I shall call you if the we assemble the members of the Fire Giants hunting party earlier, so please come as fast as you can."
"Got iiiitttt."
In front of Momonga was a meat-like pink blob.
Amongst the Slime-types, this colour was rare. This was as seeing a shiny and sparkly slime pulsate and twitch was not a nice thing to see.
While the figure that looked like innards made surprisingly sharp movements and was about to move away from Momonga—
"Bukubuku-nee."
—The voice of a third party could be heard, causing the slime to freeze. It then flabbily moved. Slimes had an appearance where you could not tell where was its face, but Momonga felt that it was facing the direction of the voice.
"Oi. Calling me by that name, I look forward to the next time I return to our parents' house."
That quiet but heavy voice seemed to crawl up from the depths of hell, causing its recipient to stop like he was being pressed down on.
"….If you don't like it then don't use that name!"
"Huuh? My online contacts can use it. So can the members of Ainz Ooal Gown. But you can't, younger brother."
The one who was frantically rebutting was a warrior-like man who was wearing a beautifully decorated full body armour. The imbued magic released a pair of wings of light.
The man wore that armour and also a mask, and the really why one could tell he was a man from from his voice. Of course, the Guildmaster Momonga knew that person.
"Ah, hello. Peroronchino-san."
"Good evening. Momonga-san."
They were fellow members of society who lightly bowed to each other. The quivering meat blob went up to Peroronchino, stretched a hand out from her blob, and touched the amour.
"Really, this armour, seems like a holy outfit from somewhere."
"Nee-chan, Cross-something right?" (TL: Macross Series I think. Specifically 7. I support Sheryl)
"Around 15 years ago the anime was remade. Does Momonga-san know of it?"
"No. I do not watch much anime."
"Me too…."
"You don't see anything but Eroge original works."
"That is…. Not true…. But seriously. Nee-chan, don't lower Momonga-san's evaluation of me…."
Should he say something to the disheartened Peroronchino? Momonga was at a loss for words, and the meat blob did not stop her attack.
"….The truth is the truth, what's wrong with it."
"There is no way I can watch an anime adaptation where my sister goes "Eiick" and "Noo" in the original work!"
"….But you know it?"
Peroronchino grunted like he was hit. Momonga felt like the situation was going downhill.
"….Hey, you are already appearing in the normal works so you can you retire from the erotic stuff. Stop changing your name to five or six things and appearing in Eroge?"
"In terms of finances and time it's great you know."
"But then…."
"I'm not even doing the main—"
"Stop it! I don't want to hear our family's dirty laundry! To top it off Momonga-san is here!"
And could you not appeal to that person, Momonga mumbled under his breath.
"Really, stop being a Seiyuu!"
Momonga felt that the atmosphere had changed. It was probably the most appropriate for the Guildmaster to intervene her, but he had no desire to stand in front of an angry woman.
He deliberately ignored Peroronchino's gaze for help.
"Hou, you can really talk. Even though you were so happy when I got Mizuno's signature for you. What did you say? Stay as a Seiyuu, you said while giving me a dogeza right."
Peroronchino grunted like he was hit. And as if recalling something, the meat blob shook.
"And, she's quite the good friend, and likes shock comedy a lot you know?" (TL: Filthy Frank-esque)
"Shut up! My Mizucchi is a refined lady who drinks red tea! She is different from those who appear in Eroge like Nee-chan!"
Momonga was confused while wondering who Mizuno was, but then he recalled her being a Seiyuu that Peroronchino often talked about.
It was when he was explaining about the music and voices of a recent game.
"….Even she changed her name and appeared in Eroge. The same as me, she started in Eroge you know? Look at reality."
"No! That Mizuno is different from my Mizucchi!"
Peroronchino spewed out his heart with insane over the top gestures.
The meat blob was about to reply, but her body then moved backwards. As her body moved, she had an air of exhaustion and faced Momonga.
"I see. Boys are terrible…. Ah, Momonga-san. The two are waiting for me so I shall take my leave."
"Ah…. Eh, then see you later…."
Momonga did not want to left alone with the shocked Peroronchino here, but he could not say it. He stared at the retreating meat blob and the lifeless Peroronchino and sighed.
And then grumbled.
"Really…."