Chapter 112: Spending Each Night With A Different Partner (2)
Translator: StarveCleric Editor: Milkbiscuit
Lin Jiage had been racking his brain trying to think of the different ways he could die so [Yao Loves Ice Cream] could save him again and again.
It was only after [Yao Loves Ice Cream] picked him up for the tenth time that he finally whipped out an AWM—which he happened to obtain from an airdrop earlier—and began his frenzied slaughter.
With this, that sissy [Northern Tea] who only knew how to say “Sis” again and again wouldn’t be able to boast about Big White Chubby saving him anymore. After all, Big White Chubby saved him ten times!
After successfully clinching the chicken dinner, Lin Jiage was just about to start a new game when he heard the sound of [Yao Loves Ice Cream] tearing open a new package. He suddenly recalled how [Northern Tea] had asked her “What did you eat?” earlier, so he couldn’t help saying, “It sounds like you’ve kept your mouth busy the entire night. What were you eating?”
[Yao Loves Ice Cream]: “Ham sausage, Wang Wang Shelly Shenbei 1 , macadamia nuts, Jiugui peanuts 2 , jelly…”
I was just asking casually, so do you really need to answer in such detail?
As this thought flashed across Lin Jiage’s mind, he suddenly recalled a few words he had heard recently: “Yuxiang shredded pork, red braised pork belly, Shuizhu fish, tea egg, a bowl of rice, and a bowl of pork rib corn soup…”
In an attempt to stop her from chatting with his grandfather, Lin Jiage had asked Soft Bun what she had for lunch, and she had replied with that exact answer.
Big White Chubby’s response to his question was amazingly identical to Soft Bun’s…
Lin Jiage stared at his phone in a daze for a moment. Unknowingly, he blurted out the words: “How identical…”
[Yao Loves Ice Cream]: “What’s identical?”
Returning back to reality, Lin Jiage leisurely replied, “Nothing much.”
Big White Chubby’s voice sounded a little different from Soft Bun’s, but there were many similarities between them. It was a pity that he didn’t know much about Soft Bun due to his limited interactions with her… But thinking about it, the two people couldn’t be the same person. That would be too much of a coincidence…
Lin Jiage lowered his gaze and pondered.
But for some reason, he found himself wishing that Big White Chubby was Soft Bun, and Soft Bun was Big White Chubby…
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As there were no lessons the next day, Shi Yao allowed herself to play till very late. By the time she woke up in the morning, it was already noon.
The first thing Shi Yao thought about after opening her eyes was what she should eat later on.
It was Friday today, so there should be chicken thighs in the big canteen and red-braised fish in the small canteen…
Shi Yao was conflicted for a very long time before she decided to get takeaway for the red-braised fish in the small canteen before having chicken thighs in the big canteen,
Having come up with the perfect arrangement for lunch, Shi Yao quickly leaped out of bed and began washing up.
But halfway through her morning routine, He Tiantian suddenly screamed sharply, “Yaoyao!”
The sleeping Jiang Yue and Leng Nuan were immediately jolted awake by her scream. One sat up anxiously and shouted “An earthquake?” while the other rubbed her eyes in a daze and asked, “What’s wrong?”.
Ignoring Jiang Yue and Leng Nuan, He Tiantian continued scrolling down her phone screen while exclaiming loudly, “Yaoyao, come here! There’s bad news, really bad news! Yaoyao! Shi Yao!”
By then, Shi Yao was finally done washing up, so she walked out of the bathroom and asked, “What’s wrong? Can’t we talk about it at the canteen?”
“Eat, eat, eat! A disaster just happened, and all you can think about is eat!” He Tiantian rushed straight towards Shi Yao and stuffed her phone into her hands. “Take a look for yourself!”
Lowering her gaze, Shi Yao noted that He Tiantian’s phone was on the school forum. Currently, the most popular topic was: Female Student from G University Spends Each Night With a Different Partner.
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