Chapter 636: I Am Unhappy. Hurry Up And Coax Me (2)
[ juice ] : “Boss, why don’t you get into my car? I’m really sad, sob sob sob sob…”
[ expert sent by monkey ] : “Aren’t you disgusting? You’re a grown man, sob sob your head, I’ll punch you one punch at a time. Do you believe me?”
[ juice ] : “I’m willing, so what do you care about me? SOB, sob, sob, sob, sob, sob, sob, sob, sob…”
[ expert of the monkeys ] : “It’s no wonder boss won’t get into my grandson’s car. Even I want to destroy my family…”
“…”!!
Lin Jiage wasn’t the only one who was used to seeing Lu Benlai and Xia Shangzhou bicker at the drop of a hat, even Shi Yao was so calm that it was as if the two of them were simply discussing something as simple as, “Did you eat today? What did you eat today?”.
Very soon, the car caught up to Lin Jiage and slowed down to follow him.
[ expert of the monkeys ] : “Boss, get in the car…”
[ juice ] didn’t say a word. All it did was press the horn of the car furiously.
Lin Jiage turned a deaf ear to all the sounds coming from his phone, maintaining a straight line as he continued running forward.
[ Yao loves ice cream ] : “That’s weird. Why isn’t the Almighty in the car? Is it because he didn’t turn on his voice chat and can’t hear us?”
[ expert of the monkeys ] : “That makes sense…”
[ Yao loves ice cream ] : “Wait until I type something…”
A second after Shi Yao finished her sentence, a line of words suddenly appeared on Lin Jiage’s screen.
[ Yao loves ice cream ] : “God, get in the car.”
Lin Jiage turned a blind eye to it and continued running forward.
[ expert of the monkeys ] : “That’s weird. What’s wrong with Boss? Could it be that he’s on auto-running mode and isn’t around?”
[ juice ] : “Let me hit boss with my car. It’s not like I can kill him right now anyway…”
Lu Benlai’s words were transmitted into Lin Jiage’s ears through his earpiece, and he was placed on top of the car in the game.
Just as Lin Jiage was about to jump back to the ground, a bullet flew over from the southwest direction and pierced through his level 3 head, knocking him to the ground.
[ it’s juice ] : “F * ck! There’s someone in the Southwest!”
[ expert of the monkeys ] : “Get out of the car, get out of the car, and hide behind the car… boss, crawl over here and get Sis Yao to save you. Juice and I will crush them…”
After Lin Jiage was knocked down, he happened to land at a safe spot behind the car.
Probably due to Xia Shangzhou’s instructions, Shi Yao immediately ran over to him and squatted down to save him.
However, after placing her hand on his head for less than two seconds, he suddenly stopped her from saving him.
She reached out to save him once more.
He continued to crawl.
Two consecutive times, [ Yao loves ice cream ] said, “God, don’t move around. I Won’t be able to save you if you do that…”
He doesn’t want me to save you… with such thoughts in mind, Lin Jiage began to crawl out of the car.
They were in the poison zone, so his health bar was rapidly depleting. By the time he reached a spot where there was no cover, someone in the group that was fighting with Xia Shangzhou and Lu Benlai had just swept a glance at him, in the next moment, he had turned into a box.
Following which, a sentence appeared on the screen: [ come into the bowl ] eliminated [111111] with UMP5.
[ it’s juice ] : “There’s a problem with boss!”
[ expert sent by monkey ] : “There’s definitely a problem!”
[ Yao loves ice cream ] : “I feel the same way. I read a sentence from the box on the ground: Baby is unhappy. Come and coax me!”