Chapter 653: Do I have to use my pee to mark the territory as lions do?
Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu
Elder Sister Bie Xue, is it really okay to openly give Venerable White preferential treatment and let him enjoy these immortal dishes alone?
As a matter of fact… it was quite okay.
Even if the remaining food on the table was prepared with ordinary ingredients, it was incredibly delicious thanks to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s cooking skills. Its taste absolutely wasn’t inferior to that of an ‘immortal dish’. Daoist Priest Horizon, Yu Jiaojiao, and Su Clan’s Sixteen were very satisfied after eating it.
As for Song Shuhang’s friends, it was their first time tasting the product of an immortal chef. They found the food so delicious that they felt they could eat ten plates in a row without stopping. They didn’t even notice that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was giving Venerable White preferential treatment.
Venerable White curiously blinked his eyes. Then, he looked at the special food of the immortal rank before his eyes and gazed at Song Shuhang. Was everything part of Shuhang’s arrangement?
Well, Shuhang surely didn’t disappoint him! Venerable White was very satisfied with this dish of the immortal rank which happened to be one of his favorites.
When there was good food, good liquor couldn’t be lacking. Daoist Priest Horizon was finally able to put to use that liquor he had prepared a long time ago. He poured one cup for all the present.
Song Shuhang decided to make use of the present Daoist Priest had brought over and raised his cup, offering a toast by saying, “Let’s drink to congratulate Senior White for returning home with a full load.”
Although he had no idea what treasures had Senior White found in those ancient ruins that dated back to the era of the previous Wielder of the Will, he couldn’t go wrong by using the words ‘returning home with a full load’ given Senior White’s extremely good luck.
“Thanks,” Venerable White said with a faint smile.
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While they were drinking, the food kept coming.
Most of the dishes were divided into two portions. One portion was prepared with ordinary ingredients, and it was the portion that everybody was eating. The other portion was the food that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue had specially prepared for Venerable White.
However, there were some dishes prepared with only ordinary ingredients that would pop up once in a while.
The liquor that Daoist Priest Horizon brought over could be considered to be of the immortal rank as well. It was tasty, refreshing, and sweet, but its strength was also quite big. After a few cups, the eyes of Song Shuhang’s friends had started to get blurry. Yayi, whose capacity for alcohol was the weakest, had already fallen asleep on the table.
“How come I got drunk so quickly today?” Tubo asked in puzzlement, his complexion ruddy.
Speaking of which, since the day they had come over to visit Gao Moumou, both he and Yangde had been trapped in a vicious cycle. They would get dead drunk > wake up > eat > drink > get dead drunk again…
They weren’t in a good spot; they were simply unable to come out of this vicious cycle! From the looks of it, they were going to get dead drunk today as well!
Daoist Priest Horizon said complacently, “Because today’s liquor is something I brought over personally and is very powerful.”
“Since Daoist Priest brought over such good liquor, let’s all drink!” Gao Moumou said heroically and bumped his cup into Daoist Priest Horizon’s, drinking the liquor in his cup to the last drop. Then, he lay on the table together with his girlfriend, Yayi.
“Gao Moumou got drunk?” Yu Jiaojiao’s eyes suddenly lit up. Immediately after, she called the servants over and told them to bring Gao Moumou and Yayi to their bedroom.
At the same, she secretly gestured something to the attendants.
The servants also secretly nodded their heads. After bringing them back to their room, they placed Gao Moumou in front of the computer once, turning both the pc and the writing program on and fixing the characters input method.
Yu Jiaojiao refused to believe that Gao Moumou would again write tens of thousands of characters with his face.
Failure was the mother of success. After failing several times, she would eventually find the correct way to exploit Gao Moumou.
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Soon after Gao Moumou, Tubo and Yangde also fell. All the ordinary people sitting at the table had been defeated in this drinking session.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue came out of the kitchen while holding a dish.
Perhaps it was just a coincidence, but the main dish that Immortal Fairy brought over this time was a dish of the immortal rank for the most part. It was an immortal dish with fat crab as the main ingredient, and it was also the last main dish for today.
After bringing over the main dish, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue didn’t leave immediately. Instead, she stood next to Venerable White and skillfully used her hands to cut open the shell of the crab for him, plucking out the plump crab meat inside and placing it on Venerable White’s plate.
It wasn’t a difficult task for a skilled immortal chef.
Venerable White felt somewhat uneasy with Immortal Fairy Bie Xue taking care of him so attentively, but as he started eating the crab meat, he discovered that the taste was excellent.
“Is it delicious?” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue gently asked at this time.
Senior White replied sincerely, “Yes, it’s delicious.”
“Would you like to eat food like this every day?” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue asked another question.
Venerable White replied, “Yes.”
“In that case… how about marrying me? You’ll get to eat food that is even more delicious than this every day,” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said softly.
A soon as the nearby True Monarch White Crane heard this sentence, it got extremely anxious. Dammit, what was going on? This woman was using food to seduce Senior White! This was against the rules! Using a similar bait was unfair!
Venerable White was temporarily at a loss, but soon after, he finally understood what was going on. “No wonder I found these dishes so familiar… moreover, the whole table was filled with food that I liked eating. It was you, Bie Xue! We haven’t met for quite a while.”
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue slightly lowered the veil covering her face, revealing her bright eyes. “Indeed.”
Venerable White sighed with emotion and said, “Your cooking skills improved again.”
“That’s a given. I always strive to improve,” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said proudly. She was very confident when it came to cooking. “Fellow Daoist White, don’t try to evade my question. Give me a reply, are you willing to marry me?”
“Nope,” Venerable White said.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue asked, “But don’t you want to eat delicious dishes every day?”
“Yes,” Venerable White said without hesitation.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue asked again, “In that case, marry me! I’ll prepare food for you every day! In addition, it will be much better than the one you just ate!”
“Nope,” Venerable White said again without hesitation.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was rather discouraged.
“Even now that hundreds of years have passed, your answer hasn’t changed one bit?” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue lamented.
“Yes.” Venerable White pondered for a moment and suggested another solution, “I’m fine with eating delicious food, but I don’t want to marry you.”
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue clenched her teeth and said, “Wishful thinking!”
“Heh, one can only hope,” Venerable White said with a smile.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue rolled her eyes and said after a while, “In that case, let’s be just friends!”
Venerable White replied, “That’s fine.”
…Actually, Senior White had considered Immortal Fairy Bie Xue a friend since the very beginning. Back in the days, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue would invite Venerable White to each Immortal Feast. As such, he had a very good impression of her.
After seeing Venerable White’s indifferent and calm expression, sadness suddenly surged in Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s heart.
In the next moment, she angrily stamped her foot.
“Crack~” The marble floor cracked under the strength of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s foot.
Song Shuhang and the others quietly moved away from Immortal Fairy Bie Xue and Venerable White, keeping some distance from them.
“Take it!” While brooding in anger, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue took out a written invitation and handed it over to Venerable White.
It was the invitation to the Immortal Feast. She had already made up her mind and decided to give him the invitation to the banquet before coming over.
“An invitation to the Immortal Feast? You decided to invite me this time?” Venerable White said as he took the invitation card in a very natural way.
“Hmph! I’ve been planning and arranging this year’s Immortal Feast since a hundred years ago! I’ll prepare an immortal banquet that you won’t be able to forget for the rest of your life! At that time, you simply won’t be able to live without my cooking!” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said with overpowering momentum!
“I’m looking forward to it!” Venerable White said.
“At that time, you’ll be the one asking me to marry you!” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said as she clenched her fists. To conquer the heart of a man, one had to conquer his stomach first. Immortal Fairy Bie Xue believed that if a woman that could conquer Venerable White’s stomach existed, that woman was her.
Venerable White pondered for a moment and said, “Well, if it’s really that delicious, I’m really looking forward to tasting it!”
Immortal Fairy rolled her eyes. This dull reaction from Venerable White made her feel as if she had lost before the battle even started. It was rather depressing.
But regardless of that, she had already reached her current objective.
Now, she would have a showdown with Venerable White at the Immortal Feast!
“I’m leaving, see you at the Immortal Feast!” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said.
“Good, I’m looking forward to it,” Venerable White said.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue elegantly turned around and left without so much as a backward glance. She even left behind the two food containers in the kitchen.
As the owner of the house, Yu Jiaojiao hurried to see her out.
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Although Immortal Fairy Bie Xue had already left, True Monarch White Crane was still very sad. The current situation was simply disastrous! Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was an incredibly powerful opponent, completely different than the other love rivals it met in the past! Since the opponent was the best chef in the entire world of cultivators, White Crane felt that its current situation was desperate!
From the looks of it, it would have to bring into full play its strong points as well.
But here came the problem… what were its strong points? It couldn’t cook, it didn’t know how to refine pills, and it couldn’t collect medicinal herbs, either. It felt it had lost before the battle even started with Immortal Fairy Bie Xue as the opponent!
It was facing an unprecedented crisis!
After Immortal Fairy Bie Xue left, Venerable White grabbed a fat crab and lifted it upward, looking at it from all angles.
After a short moment, he said to the nearby True Monarch White Crane, “White Crane, do you know how to remove the shell of the crab? Just like Bie Xue did earlier, plucking out all the crab meat inside.”
Tears immediately streamed down True Monarch White Crane’s face. It could definitely cut the shell of the crab open, but it couldn’t do it in the same way Immortal Fairy Bie Xue did. After all, it wasn’t an immortal chef!
“So you don’t know how to do it?” As such, Venerable White looked at Shuhang and asked, “Shuhang, do you know how to do it?”
But right after asking this question, Venerable White sighed, somewhat disappointed… because Song Shuhang himself was just crudely biting at the crab, eating it in the traditional way.
“…” Song Shuhang.
After sighing, Venerable White held the crab and started to ponder.
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Although they were done eating and drinking, Scholar Xian Gong had yet to show up to eat the ‘immortal dishes’.
However, eating food wasn’t his priority at this time. What was important right now was to set enough traps to catch that demodragon!
After eating and drinking to his heart content’s, Song Shuhang had gotten a little drunk. Therefore, he was planning to rest for a while. But right at that time, Scholar Xian Gong called him over.
“Little friend Shuhang, you are finally here. I need your help.” Scholar Xian Gong stood in the backyard of Yu Jiaojiao’s villa and waved his hand at Song Shuhang.
“Senior Xian Gong, what do you need of me?” Song Shuhang asked out of curiosity.
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“I’ve already set several traps in this place. Now, you need to stand in the middle of the traps and leave your smell behind. After that, I’ll use a formation to spread out your smell as much as possible, making it easier for that demodragon to find you. My friends should be about to arrive as well. At this time, everything is ready, and only the main dish is missing,” Scholar Xian Gong said confidently.
“Sure, Senior Xian Gong,” Song Shuhang said with a nod.
…But how was he supposed to leave his smell behind?
Was he supposed to use his pee to mark the territory as a lion or Doudou would do?