Chapter 969: I want to create a system that allows you to learn while lazing around
Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu
…Wait, why can Senior White use the ‘Divine Beast Training System’? Wasn’t it supposed to be bound to my mental energy?
Could this have been the reason he smacked my head?
Well, this question aside…
I should answer Senior White’s question first.
After thinking for a bit, Song Shuhang asked, “Senior White, what kind of system do you plan on creating?”
Since Senior White said that he planned on creating a system, he should already have an idea in mind, right?
“Mm, Shuhang, how does a ‘Novice Racing System’ sound? By using such a system, the host would be able to quickly grasp how to race, then race at three times the normal speed, then six times, ten times, and so on.” Venerable White’s eyes were glowing as he was speaking. The first kind of system that came to his mind was actually this!
Just as Venerable White was speaking, Song Shuhang’s phone rang. He then took out his phone, and saw that Gao Moumou was calling him.
“Senior White, I’ll answer this call first,” Song Shuhang said.
Venerable White nodded.
Shuhang picked up the call, and said, “Is something the matter, Old Gao?”
“Damn, it finally got through. Shuhang, is everything alright? I was trying to contact you a while ago, and I couldn’t get through,” Gao Moumou said anxiously.
“I was underground, and the signal wasn’t good. Maybe that’s why you couldn’t get through.” Song Shuhang then asked, “Did something happen?”
“Yea, something serious happened. Shuhang, you know that school near our Jiangnan University that teaches people how to operate excavators and also how to drive?” Gao Moumou asked.
When Song Shuhang heard what Gao Moumou said, he felt a sudden ‘click’ in his mind, and had a bad feeling as to what might have happened. “Did something happen to that school?”
“Yes! This evening, just as lessons were about to end, a female student went to that school, seemingly wanting to learn how to drive. She didn’t seem like someone that wanted to learn only the basics to pass the exam; instead, she seemed to want to learn how to become a seasoned driver. Perhaps it was because that female student paid quite a bit, or that she was particularly beautiful, but the school had arranged someone to give that female student special lessons even though the class was already about to end.
“Then, shortly after the female student got in a car, tragedy ensued… It was absolutely terrible. The school’s driving practice place was utterly messed up, and more than 30 cars were destroyed in the process. I’ll send you some pictures later; that scene was seriously bloody, it looked even more magnificent than Hollywood car accident scenes.
“What was even more terrible was that that female student’s car crashed into the school’s wall and went through all the way towards the excavator practice area, creating another bloody scene. However, things did not end there. After rolling into the excavator area, the female driver arrived at the nearby parking lot, and continued steamrolling the whole place. All the cars in the parking lot were flattened. I suspect that that female driver did that on purpose. I mean, how could someone possibly lose control of their car that badly? It was said that the economical loss of the school numbered in hundreds of millions of renminbi.” Gao Moumou paused, then said, “Fortunately, nobody was killed or injured in that incident. The only ones who got injured were those that had a bad landing when they fell onto the ground. In most cases, they sprained themselves or were just under shock. One could say that their luck shone within the misfortune, with the heavens themselves protecting them. So, nobody actually got seriously injured in that seemingly very exaggerated car accident. If someone doesn’t believe it, then they’ll just have to wait and watch tomorrow’s news.”
Song Shuhang: “…”
There was no doubt about it. The woman who caused such an incident was definitely a certain fairy from the Nine Provinces Number One Group—her daoist name was Dongfang Weiliao, and she was nicknamed Dongfang Six. She had another nickname as well, ‘Kamikaze Driver’.
In the end, Fairy Dongfang Weiliao had indeed gone to that driving school to learn how to drive. Furthermore, she didn’t fail to live up to Song Shuhang’s expectations, and flattened the school that publicly declared: “First-Class Driving Instructors, Allowing Novice Drivers In, Experienced Drivers Out’.
Fortunately, it seemed that Fairy Dongfang Six had taken some safety measures… At least there were no casualties or serious injuries among the staff.
“I just got news that the instructor who was with that female student was also sent to the hospital. Miraculously, he was unhurt, but seems to now suffer from carphobia. He starts trembling uncontrollably whenever he hears the word ‘car’. I’m unsure whether he will be able to recover from such trauma,” Gao Moumou added.
“…” Song Shuhang.
Such a big event had actually taken place… It was unknown as to how Fairy Dongfang Six was going to cover it up.
“Oh, okay. So what does this have to do with me?” Song Shuhang asked doubtfully.
“It’s like this… earlier, didn’t you say that you had something to take care of, and suddenly leave? After that, when we were watching TV, we saw the news. Song Shi suddenly said that you might have been at that school, studying how to operate excavators there. So, Tubo and I immediately tried to call you, but we couldn’t get through, and ended up thinking that you were also run over by that female driver when she was at the excavator area,” Gao Moumou explained.
“Thanks, and sorry for making you worry. You can rest assured; I’m not at that school. Tell Shi that she doesn’t need to worry about me, either,” Song Shuhang said.
Loli Shi had actually gone to have fun with Gao Moumou and the others?
My friends, you can all rest assured… because, in fact, I have already been run over by that kamikaze driver several times. Just thinking about it is making me shed tears.
“It’s good that you’re alright. So, where are you right now?” Gao Moumou then asked.
“A friend took me out to go camping. I don’t really know where I currently am. Well, when I go back, I’ll bring you guys something delicious.” Song Shuhang laughed.
“Haha, that’s the way it should be.” Gao Moumou laughed.
After talking to Gao Moumou, Song Shuhang then solemnly said, “Senior White, I’ve given it some thought. Isn’t it better to forget about the ‘Novice Racing System’? Because… you know, speeding is illegal!”
“…” Venerable White.
After a moment of silence, Senior White thought it over. Indeed, if he were to create the ‘Novice Racing System’, more kamikaze drivers like Fairy Dongfang Six might appear in the world… That was something undesirable.
So, Venerable White reluctantly came up with a compromise. “Alright, let’s make a different one, then. Yeah, Shuhang, how about this. Let’s create a system that can be used by ordinary people!”
When Song Shuhang heard it, he let out a sigh of relief. He said, “Alright, no problem, let’s go with that.”
After that, he opened up the Nine Provinces Number One Group and sent a message: ” @Fairy Dongfang Six, Fairy, are you alright?”
Fairy Dongfang Six: “Not too good. My driver’s license was revoked, and I have to pay hundreds of millions of renminbi as compensation for the damage I’ve caused. Later, I’ll also have to erase the memories of several people—such as that instructor who was guiding me. He’s a good man, and this event would leave him with trauma, so it would be better to erase this memory and allow him to enjoy the rest of his life.”
“…” Song Shuhang.
Fairy Dongfang Six: “By the way, @True Monarch Yellow Mountain, Senior Yellow Mountain, the car accident this time was rather major. I’ll be cooperating with you to clean up this mess. Senior, is there anything else I need to do besides erasing the memories of those several victims and pay up for the damage?”
Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “Little Six, it isn’t you who’s going to be cooperating with me, it’s me who’s going to be cooperating with you! Sigh… Anyway, you can either come over in person or send a puppet clone in order to clean up the mess alongside my subordinates.”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain was very tired. He was obviously planning on going into closed-door cultivation and breaking through to the next stage… but, there was still a number of messes in the Nine Provinces Number One Group he had to clean up. If things were to go on like this, would Inner Demons be born during the tribulation?
“Apologies, Senior Yellow Mountain. I’ll listen to your advice,” Fairy Dongfang Six quickly replied.
On the other hand, Fairy Dongfang Six felt that that school was pretty good at teaching people how to drive.
After that nice instructor’s guidance, her driving skills had significantly improved. If it were before, her driving in a car would have inevitably seriously injured several people, even with magical techniques protecting them.
But this time, nobody was seriously injured!
Not a single serious injury!
This was tremendous progress.
Therefore, she thought of keep studying at that driving school in secret. She felt that as long as she took a few more lessons, she would be able to graduate from her ‘kamikaze driver’ title.
Of course, next time she would go over with her modified vehicle. She couldn’t allow such an accident to happen again; after all, she shouldn’t create more problems for Senior Yellow Mountain anymore.
After thinking for a while, Fairy Dongfang Six then said, ” @Cave Lord Snow Wolf, Fellow Daoist Snow Wolf, my driver’s license was revoked. When you’re free, please get me another one.”
At this moment, Cave Lord Snow Wolf was beside Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark. When he saw the message, his paw trembled, resulting in him almost dropping his phone.
If one were to ask how many times Fairy Dongfang Six had made him get her a driver’s license… Well, it was simply so many that even he himself had already forgotten.
So, the question now was… should he still get Fairy Dongfang Six a driver’s license?
Wouldn’t it be better for him to refuse Fairy Dongfang Six’s request for the sake of world peace?
But, if he were to refuse Fairy Dongfang Six’s request… wouldn’t his Snow Wolf Cave be steamrolled and flattened the very next day?
This was really problematic.
“So, Shuhang, what kind of system are we going to make?” Venerable White asked.
Song Shuhang then asked, “Senior White, the system that you want to create would be for the use of ordinary people, right?”
“Yes. After all, for my first system, we should make a basic one. We first have to make a system for ordinary people to use, then the experience we gain from that can be used to make systems for cultivators,” Venerable White said.
Whatever one tried to achieve, they should take things step by step, and first start from the basics.
What Senior White said made sense.
“Shuhang, you’ve only been cultivating for a few months. What kind of system do you think an ordinary person would like?” Venerable White asked.
Song Shuhang said, “What kind of system would an ordinary person like, hmm…? From a student’s point of view, most would dream of having a ‘Learning God System’. It’s a system that would allow them to learn while lazing around; a system that would allow one to play when others are playing, and still play when others are studying, yet still be able to always have a higher score than anyone else in the exams!”