Chapter 999: Heavens, there’s no signal?
Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu
“Heavens~ which fellow daoist came up with such a terrifying pet phrase? After picking it up, I can no longer stop using it.” Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team sighed.
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: “Fellow Daoists, I’ve arrived at the scene, and I’ll now conduct a live text broadcast on the current situation for everyone… It seems that together with the fake Thrice Reckless Mad Saber are Venerable White, Su Clan’s Sixteen, and ‘Shi’. Venerable White and ‘Shi’ are standing together next to a car, while Su Clan’s Sixteen is standing alone beside another car.”
“F*ck!” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber quickly sent a message. “I see, it’s you, isn’t it? Su Clan’s Seven! You must be carrying out your revenge on me! Heavens~ It’s fine if you just want to carry out your revenge, but can you not wear such a disgusting smile on your face after taking my appearance? It doesn’t fit my face at all. Such a vulgar smile would only suit you! Don’t tarnish my face with your disgusting smile!”
At this moment, Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman wrote again. “I also saw Fellow Daoist Su Clan’s Seven. He got out of the other side of the car and stood beside Sixteen. In addition, there seems to be a crying old man beside Fellow Daoist Seven. He should be the loose cultivator ‘Fellow Daoist Sobbing Old Man’.”
“…” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “Fellow Daoist Seven Lives Talisman, are you playing with me?”
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: “🤷♂️ I’m not playing with you. Just now, while I was live text broadcasting, Fellow Daoist Seven was blocked by the car, and I couldn’t see him from my point of view. When I got closer, I saw that Seven was together with the Sobbing Old Man. Everything I’m saying is the truth.”
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman was truly speaking the truth—due to the countless vows that he’d made when he was young, he now treated words and actions with great caution for fear of accidentally making another vow. Nowadays, he would think thrice before saying something. As such, he would hardly ever lie.
“…” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber.
“I’ll continue broadcasting. The fake Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless is actually still giving his fans his signatures. To be honest, I feel that the smile of this fake Thrice Reckless Mad Saber is very charming, and he’s even more handsome than the real Thrice Reckless. This can be seen from the amount of female fans he’s attracting. By the way, I saw Fellow Daoist Su Clan’s Seven bring out his phone and start fiddling with, it seems he will be coming online soon,” Palace Master Seven Lives added.
As they were discussing, Su Clan’s Seven really got online.
Right after getting online, he sent out a string of cold laughs. “Hehehehe.”
Although it was only a cold laugh sent through text, when Thrice Reckless Mad Saber saw that ‘hehehehe’, his hair stood on ends.
“Seven, it’s not my fault this time. You can see from the chat history! This time, it was Fellow Daoist Seven Lives Talisman who made me misunderstand things. This was all a misunderstanding!” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said hurriedly.
Su Clan’s Seven did not immediately reply.
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: “I see that Fellow Daoist Seven is in deep thought, is he considering forgiving Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless? However, I feel like Fellow Daoist Seven is a person who likes challenges; as long as he gets the opportunity to challenge someone else, he will definitely not let go of such an opportunity. If there isn’t an opportunity to challenge someone, he would make one… Now that Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless is in a difficult position, I bet that Fellow Daoist Seven will challenge him! On the night of the full moon in the following month, perhaps we can meet up at the Forbidden City once again and witness the battle between Thrice Reckless Mad Saber and Su Clan’s Seven, two famous sabersmen in the Nine Provinces Number One Group! In the end, will Seven’s saber prove to be stronger? Or will Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless’ saber prove to be the most reckless?”
Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “…”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain felt that when Fellow Daoist Seven Lives Talisman did his live text broadcast, he exhibited a tendency to seek death. Although this tendency was very small, such tendencies had to be discouraged.
Should he just mute Fellow Daoist Seven Lives Talisman, allowing him to calm down and become more clear-headed?
At this moment, Su Clan’s Seven answered, “Alright, since it’s just a misunderstanding, then let’s just pass it off with a laugh.”
“Heavens! This isn’t scientific!” Palace Master Seven Live Talisman said.
“Heavens! This can’t be real!” True Monarch Northern River followed.
Wandering Monk Profound Principle: 👍🏼
Medicine Master sent a voice message. “I shall elaborate on what Great Master Profound Principle is trying to convey: forgiving someone else’s mistake is a type of benevolence.”
There was some sort of magical tacit understanding between Medicine Master and Great Master Profound Principle. The two would be able to guess what the other was trying to express through a through a single word or emoji.
It was mainly because one of them practiced ‘silent meditation’ while the other’s typing speed was particularly slow that this tacit understanding was born.
At this time, Su Clan’s Seven said, “@Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, I originally wanted to stop this fake ‘Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’ from continuing, but now, because of your distrust of me, I’ve become very aggrieved, and so this aggrieved me will no longer try to stop the fake Thrice Reckless.”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “…”
Aggrieved your shiet face! Since when did you get such a fragile heart?!
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: “Ooooh, the scene has changed again. I’ll continue to live text broadcast the current situation: due to that fake Thrice Reckless exhibiting that handsome smile again and again, he attracted over several other female students that were intentionally trying to get close to him while asking for autographs and group pictures. Among them, some were deliberately trying to touch his body. Afterward, Su Clan’s Sixteen suddenly made a move: she went and dragged the fake Thrice Reckless away. Now, she has already dragged the fake Thrice Reckless up the stairs, leaving everyone else far behind.”
“Wait, why would Su Clan’s Sixteen drag away the fake Thrice Reckless?” Fairy Lychee asked the most important question.
“So, who is this fake Thrice Reckless? @Venerable White,” True Monarch Northern River asked.
Venerable White: “Seven said to let Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless guess slowly. Well, we’ll be going now, the first class in Jiangnan University Town is about to begin. We can’t cause any more trouble.”
At this time, Immortal Master Copper Trigram, who hadn’t appeared for a long time, came online. “It’s little friend Song Shuhang, it’s definitely him. From my rich disguising experience, I can see at a glance that this is little friend Song Shuhang.”
“That’s impossible, little friend Song Shuhang wouldn’t seek death like this,” Fairy Lychee said. In fact, her impression of Song Shuhang was that he was relatively a good guy.
“I don’t think little friend Shuhang would seek death like this, either,” True Monarch Northern River said.
“But, looking back at Little Sixteen’s actions, if the fake Thrice Reckless was really little friend Song Shuhang, then things would make sense,” Fairy Dongfang Six said. “Also, @Cave Lord Snow Wolf, when can I get my new driver’s license?”
“Fairy Dongfang Six, don’t worry, I’ll have it ready as soon as possible. However, the recent checks have been really strict, so it will take some time,” Cave Lord Snow Wolf said.
…Heavens, what else could he do? If he didn’t give Dongfang Six her license, the first thing to get run over would be his home.
Immortal Mater Copper Trigram: “It’s definitely little friend Song Shuhang. If I’m wrong, then I’ll remove my make-up live and reveal my real face to everyone!”
Fairy Lychee: “Heavens, this can’t be real!”
Su Clan’s Seven: “Heavens, is this the end of the world?”
True Monarch Northern River: “Heavens, I would have never thought that the shady fortune teller would reveal his true face! Am I dreaming?”
Medicine Master: “Heavens, since the shady fortune teller even dares to bet such a thing, it looks like there’s a 90% chance that this fake Thrice Reckless is indeed little friend Song Shuhang. Since when was little friend Song Shuhang such a death-seeker? I simply can’t imagine it!”
Wandering Monk Profound Principle: 🤷♂️
Venerable White: “Truly regrettable.”
Even Senior White was curious about Immortal Master Copper Trigram’s real face. Unfortunately, the one who was seeking death this time was really Song Shuhang… Therefore, there was no chance to actually see Copper Trigram removing his make-up and showing his real face.
“Wait, compared to whether or not this fake Thrice Reckless is actually Song Shuhang, there’s an even more important matter. Shady fortune teller, you’re out? And you can even surf the Internet?” True Monarch Northern River asked.
After the battle on the summit of the forbidden city, Immortal Master Copper Trigram was kidnapped by a mysterious expert for breeding purposes, and no one saw him since that time. But now, he was unexpectedly online. Could it be that that mysterious senior got tired of playing with Immortal Master Copper Trigram and finally let him go?
“I’m not out yet, but today is a rare day when my phone has some signal, so I took the opportunity to go online and show my presence. If I didn’t show up, I feel like you would all forget about me,” Immortal Master Copper Trigram said. “In addition… I’ve found some interesting things here. Since there’s still signal, I’ll tell you about them.”
“What interesting things?” True Monarch Northern River asked curiously.
“Let’s start with the story of the ancient Heavenly City. I believe that the fellow daoists in the group know some things about the ancient Heavenly City, right?” Immortal Master Copper Trigram said.
Fairy Lychee: “…”
Fairy Lychee didn’t want to talk about the matters related to the ancient Heavenly City as of late, because she could very possibly be one of the twins that the Jade Lake Empress of the ancient Heavenly City, Fairy Cheng Lin, had left behind when she reincarnated. This matter gave Fairy Lychee a headache.
“Did you know about this? It’s very likely that there wasn’t only one Heavenly Emperor in the ancient Heavenly City. In the ancient Heavenly City, there were very likely two, if not more, ‘Heavenly Emperors’,” Immortal Master Copper Trigram said.
After that silver-haired woman captured him, he was able to come across two graves of the Heavenly Emperor on the island. The two Heavenly Emperors were apparently not the same person.
“There’s such a thing?” Eternal Fire is very tired and wants to retire said, astonished. From the tireless research conducted by their scholarly faction on the ancient Heavenly City, they weren’t able to find that there was more than one ‘Heavenly Emperor’.
The Heavenly Emperor, the strongest Immortal after the Sage, wasn’t a single person?
If there were really two or more Heavenly Emperors, then how did the first ‘Heavenly Emperor’ pass away? Even if the strongest Immortal after the ‘Sage’ died, there was no way they would die this quietly.
There wasn’t a single Heavenly Emperor, but probably two or more? Now that Fairy Lychee thought about it, did it have something to do with the collapse of the ancient Heavenly City overnight?
“Besides the graves of the old and new Heavenly Emperors, there are many strange places where I’m at. I’ll take some time to do more exploring,” Immortal Master Copper Trigram added.
Just when he was about to continue talking… he suddenly went offline.
“Heavens, I was having such a good chat.” Immortal Master Copper Trigram swung his phone around, but there was no signal.
…Heavens, do you really think I won’t dare to smash my head against a wall until I break it?!