Chapter 415: Fierce Rabbit
Translator: Lonelytree Editor: Millman97
“The desolate street was the perfect battleground. The energy pulsed like waves and lightning and thunder boomed.”
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With the narration, Feng Bujue’s was fighting with The Jury. With Brother Jue doing this on purpose, they fought farther and farther away from Ambitionist and King of Shadow. This Hitmonlee was very strong. In terms of speed and strength, it was not below Feng Bujue, and it could change its fighting style at will.
Thankfully, Brother Jue was aided by Bason. With this spirit warrior, Feng Bujue temporarily fought to a tie with his opponent. But Bason could only stay for so long. Even with the buff from the embedded alchemical enhancement device, he could only stay for seven minutes.
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“A glow of gold signified the end of the warrior spirit. Bason returned to the spirit world, and this placed Feng Bujue in danger again!”
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This is not good. Tussling with him is bad for me. The loss of Life Points is one thing, but the longer this fight continues, the more extenuating factors there’ll be, Feng Bujue thought. Hmm…Looks like I’ll have to use it now. Kamekameha.
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“Another skill was brewing, the body leaped and his leg fell, fast as lightning, but…”
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At that time, his opponent flew into the air and came at Feng Bujue with a fatal kick. Suddenly, a strange black hole appeared between it and Feng Bujue.
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“A hole was torn in the dimension!”
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“Wa Ta!” With a shout, a shadow appeared. An anthropomorphized rabbit cartoon crawled out from the hole and used a perfectly-timed roundhouse kick to respond to The Jury’s kick.
Well…these strange people just keep on coming, don’t they? Feng Bujue grumbled internally. Ravid was still dressed in a white shirt and a black vest, with whiskers on two sides of his face and glasses sitting on his nose. After kicking the thing back, it pulled on its rabbit ears and scoffed coldly. “Hitmonlee, long time no see.”
“So that thing was really Hitmonlee,” Feng Bujue grumbled. “Speaking of which, Ravid used to be part of the jury but was turned into an inmate. Looks like these two will have many things to talk about.”
Two seconds later, another anthropomorphized rabbit cartoon crawled out from the hole. He was covered in grey fur, but his tummy, feet, and the lower half of his face and half of his bushy tail were white. His hands were colored in such a way that it looked like he was wearing gloves, and that was the only article of clothing he had on. He had a pair of rabbit’s teeth and a pair of scissor-like ears. He stood gracefully…Well, as graceful as it could be for a rabbit.
“Hi, buddy.” From who knows where, he took out a carrot and started to munch on it like a snack. He reached out his hand towards Brother Jue to introduce himself. “Bunny. Bugs Bunny.” When he said that, it sounded like he was mimicking the special agent James Bond’s famous introduction. “Bond, James Bond.”
Feng Bujue’s lips twitched, and he extended his hand and politely said, “Nice to meet—ah!” He was jolted by the electric jolt prank device hidden in the bunny’s palm. Once he touched it, he jumped up from the shock.
Bugs laughed and said, “It’s just a joke. Don’t be mad.”
Feng Bujue laughed dryly. He did not know whether this counted as a skill or not, but after the handshake, Brother Jue’s hairstyle had changed. It became more disheveled, and a wisp of smoke was coming out of his hair. His face was blackened with soot. His Life Points did not decrease by much. It went down by only 1 percent. Looks like it was indeed just a harmless prank.
Hmm. I need to calm down. I can’t take this thing face on, Feng Bujue told himself. This bunny can just materialize a bomb, an electric saw, or something like that in his pranks. I’m not a cartoon character. I don’t think I can survive that many pranks.
At the time, the audience, especially Xu Huai Shang’s fans, was riled up. Seeing how funny Feng Bujue looked, their need for revenge was quenched.
“Haha! You deserve it!”
“Well done, Rabbit alien!”
“You uncultured swine. You don’t even know who Bugs Bunny is?!”
“Ravid…As a fugitive, you dare to appear before me?” Hitmonlee said darkly. It was worth noting that Hitmonlee had no mouth, so he was speaking directly from his chest.
“Pfft! Who gave you the right to call me by my name?” Ravid groused. “I am the punctual, brilliant, graceful, handsome, and loathsome criminal…Mister Ravid!”
“Hmph…Many years ago, you might have been able to carry that name, but—” Hitmonlee’s eyes moved to Bugs. When their eyes met, Bugs even smiled and waved at him. “After your and your crazy cousin’s little skit at the court, there is no return for you two.” Before Hitmonlee finished, Bugs swiftly approached him and asked in a very fast tone, “Hey! Buddy, do you like cake?” As he asked, he took out a cream cake with a lit candle on top.
“I know there is a bomb hidden inside, and the candle is the fuse.” Hitmonlee started to sweat. “I will not fall for this.”
“Hey! Buddy, how can you misread my kindness like that?” Bugs pouted. “Look. The cake even has your name in frosting.” He blinked his eyes sincerely at the Pokemon. “And one blows on the candle, so how can it be the fuse? Here.”
“Erm…” Hitmonlee accepted the cake. “Okay. Thanks.” It was startled. “But wait…I have no mouth.”
Boom! The cake exploded.
Hitmonlee was sent flying by the blast, and three birds circled above his head. Bugs leaned carefree against a roadside utility pole. He crossed his legs, munched on his carrot, and mumbled, “The crazier ones are always stronger than the dummies.”
Hmm. It’s no wonder he is one of the quickest cartoon characters. He used his intelligence and unscientific powers to overthrow his opponents. Feng Bujue was in deep thought, admiring what Bugs did. Such arrogance. And he strayed from the normal path of attacks. His conceit that is just overflowing. When will I ever reach such a stage?
“You damn rabbit!” Hitmonlee roared as it stood up. Due to the interruption from the two rabbits, the battle changed. Since Feng Bujue did not do anything, the narration did not say anything.
“Feng Bujue, go ahead. I will deal with him,” Ravid said without turning around. “Think of this as a repayment of your favor.”
Bugs giggled and whispered to Brother Jue, “Actually, we have a personal score to settle. That’s more like it.”
“Okay! See you later!” Feng Bujue was relieved to have avoided the battle. Hearing that, he turned to leave. The system noticed that he had left the battle, so the focus turned to the other battles.
“Now…” After the player left, Ravid rubbed his rabbit paw and glared at Hitmonlee. “It’s time to settle this between us.”