Chapter 1047: Reversing the judgment (1)
Translator: 549690339
Everyone in the courtroom turned to look at the figure at the door.
It was a thin man in a purple suit with an evil smile on his face.
“Feng bujue?” When ghost hunter saw brother Jue, he almost blurted out the other’s name.
It didn’t matter if he didn’t say it, but once he did … The court exploded.
“What? He is Feng bujue?”!!
“That legendary Feng bujue?”
“That’s weird … I heard that he has four heads, and his eyes can shoot out death light.”
“Nonsense! I’ve heard that Feng bujue is the sworn brother of the leader of the demons. He has seventy-two transformations, a hairy face, a Thunder God mouth …”
“Stop bullshitting. Feng bujue should be a fair-faced young man, extremely handsome, and a half-orc below his head …”
Obviously, brother Jue’s name was so well-known in the scenario that all the NPCs from the various planets in the main universe had heard of him. However … There seemed to be a problem with the way they obtained the information. The information they got was basically the result of repeated rumors … As a result, they had various misunderstandings about brother Jue.
However, in the information about brother Jue, there was still a part of the core content … That was not distorted by the People’s praises.
Therefore, all the NPCs present had a common understanding, and that was Gong Jie Feng bujue was a despicable, cunning, and not to be trifled with, who had created countless legends.
Ping, ping, ping, ping!
“Silence!” A few seconds later, the Secretary slammed his gavel and stopped the noisy crowd.
Soon, the court fell silent again.
The black-robed judge also spoke at this time,””Feng bujue, how dare you break in during the court session? Do you know what you should do if you look down on the court of truth?”
“I was just a little anxious when I came in, so I accidentally broke the door.” As brother Jue walked forward, he interrupted the man.”At most, it’s damage to public property. What does it have to do with contempt of court?” As he said this, he furrowed his slanted eyebrows and pointed at the destroyed door behind him.”Moreover … This broken door has been in disrepair for a long time and looks like it will break at the first touch. Rather than saying that I destroyed public property, it’s more accurate to say that the lifespan of this door ran out when I was using it normally. ”
“Impudent!” Faced with this naked sophistry, the Secretary was suddenly angry. It was as if he was possessed by the magistrate. He roared out two words that were almost impossible to appear in “court,” but they were used very frequently in “court.” Then, he raised his gavel and struck it again.
Bang, bang, bang, bang …
Unexpectedly, because he used too much force, the gavel broke after he hit it.
“Look, there are broken things everywhere. Your court’s hardware is lacking maintenance … How can you blame it on me?” Feng bujue was even more reasonable now.”Then, does that mean that the clerk is also looking down on the court by breaking the gavel?”
“You …” The Secretary’s anger rose again, but there was nothing else he could do. If he used his fist to hit the table, he was afraid that it would collapse the podium in front of him, so he could only stare at brother Jue.
“Alright, alright.” Two seconds later, the black-robed judge lowered his head and said to the clerk,”Polk, calm down. Be careful of your image.”
His calm words actually made the Secretary, who had a thunderous voice and an imposing manner, shiver in fear.
“I’m … I’m sorry, your honor. ” The clerk named Polk turned around respectfully.”I’ve lost my composure …”
“Forget it,” he said. The judge waved his hand under his black robe and picked up the gavel in front of him (there was another one on the bench, which was naturally for the judge to use).”In short …”
Bang Bang Bang
As he spoke, the judge gently raised his gavel and knocked it on the wooden gavel on the table.
In an instant, an invisible energy burst forth, causing everyone in the court to tremble.
“I see … The judge uses mental power …” In less than half a second, ghost hunter had analyzed the judge’s main power system from the hammer.
The judge, however, was completely unaware of this. He only looked at brother Jue and said,””Feng bujue, I won’t pursue the matter of you breaking the door … But you barged into the court, interrupted the hearing, and said something about ‘objection’… What do you mean by that?”
“Isn’t my meaning clear enough?” When brother Jue said that, he had already walked to the side of the defendant’s stand. He raised his arm and pointed at Xiao Gui.”I’m trying to stop my client from confessing.”
“What?” The judge hesitated for a moment and asked,”are you the defense lawyer of sky-swallowing Phantom dawn?”
“Yup,” Feng bujue gave an affirmative answer without changing his expression.
“Hey, hey …” Ghost hunter looked at brother Jue with narrowed eyes.”Who asked you to defend me?”
Feng bujue ignored the demon ghost’s question and faced the judge.””Your honor, the court of truth allows the defendant to hire a lawyer to defend themselves, right?”
“That’s right. ” The judge replied in a deep voice,”but … The lawyer hired by the defendant must be qualified to be a lawyer.” He paused.”Feng bujue, let me make this clear. Don’t even think of using your identity as a traveler from another world to get away with this …” He tapped his finger on the table and continued,”the legal qualification I’m talking about has to be a certificate from the government of a certain legal territory in the main universe.”
“Humph …” At that moment, the brown-skinned prosecutor stood up and said to brother Jue with a cold smile,”Feng bujue, if you can not prove that you are a lawyer, then you are still looking down on the court!”
“Oh?” When brother Jue heard that, he turned around and looked at the prosecutor.”You sh * t-faced Bird Man, Who are you?”
“Shit-faced … Birdman?” The prosecutor had never heard of such a term in his life. I’m the famous, famous … And also known as the ‘undefeatable prosecutor’. It was Morui! You dare to call me shit-faced Birdman?”
“Shit-faced Birdman, shit-faced Birdman! After hearing the man’s self-introduction, Feng bujue repeated the term three times in front of the man, and his tone was getting more and more aggressive.
Biev was so angry that he was shaking, but he couldn’t argue with this Rascal in front of him. He could only act like a bullied child and complain to the judge,”Your honor! I protest! He insulted me!”
“The protest is valid.” “Yes,” the judge replied. He turned to brother Jue and said,”Feng bujue, please mind your choice of words.”
“Alright,” he said. Feng bujue nodded at the judge and turned around to walk to biev.”I’m sorry, prosecutor biev, I shouldn’t have called you the sh * t-faced Birdman. Although this word is more appropriate to describe your overall appearance in the eyes of us Earthlings, calling you like this … Seems to be inappropriate. I won’t call you the shit-faced Birdman anymore, at least not in court. As for whether I call you the shit-faced Birdman in private or unintentionally mention it in your absence …”
“You’d better stop, you bastard!”
When biev heard the word ‘sorry’, the thought that Feng bujue was quite polite flashed through his mind. But then, the other party used the same word to scold him five times, and it didn’t seem like he was going to stop. This made bi Fu furious.
“Feng bujue, if you say that word again, I will accuse you of contempt of court.” The judge gave his final warning.
“Okay, okay.” Feng bujue shrugged and walked toward the judge’s panel.
“What are you doing?” Polk immediately stood up in alarm.
“Relax, Mr. Secretary.” Feng bujue took out something from his inventory.”I’m just showing you something.” As he spoke, he handed a paper document to Polk and said,”please show it to the judge.”
After handing over the document, brother Jue turned around and looked at the sh * t-faced man with a challenging gaze. No, he looked at biefu and said,”this … Is the ‘book world lawyer certificate’ that was personally issued by the count of script. Brother Zun’s reasoning club was undoubtedly the ‘legal territory’ of the main universe. And he himself … Is the ‘legal government’ there. ” He then licked his lips and made a face at blive.”Some people questioned my qualifications as a lawyer. Now, it should no longer be a problem, right?”
“Hmm … There’s nothing wrong with the proof.” The judge quickly finished reading the document.”Crazy …” He thought for a moment and changed his words.”Defense counsel, I admit that you are qualified to defend sky-swallowing Phantom dawn.”
“I say …” Ghost hunter had his elbows on the table, his cheeks resting on his hands, and he looked impatient.”Is anyone listening to me?” I already said I’m going to plead guilty … And I don’t want that guy to defend me …”
“Defense counsel, you heard it. Your client has refused to let you defend him.” The judge said to brother Jue.
“I object.” Feng bujue replied.
“Hey … How can you object to this?” GUI Xiao was shocked when he heard this.
“That’s right … Defense, what are you opposing?” The judge was also very annoyed.
“The defendant is a minor, so matters related to defense should be decided by his legal representative. He has no right to refuse my defense.” Feng bujue replied.
“Well …” The judge thought for a moment.”I see …” He paused for half a second.”Then, who is the legal representative of the defendant?”
“It was me.” Feng bujue did not even think about it and admitted it.
“What’s your relationship with the defendant?” The judge asked again.
“I’m his Godfather. ” Feng bujue gave another nasty answer without thinking.
“You’re talking nonsense!” Ghost hunter turned around and cursed.
After brother Jue heard that, he continued to ignore ghost hunter and looked at the judge.”Your honor, I farted.”
“Er …” The judge said,”so what …”
“It’s nothing. Since my client mentioned it, I’ll share it with everyone.” Feng bujue replied.
“Oh …” After the judge responded, he was silent for three seconds.”Defense counsel…Please don’t bring up such things that have nothing to do with the case.”
“Alright,” he said. Brother Jue nodded.
In just three sentences, Feng bujue used the meaning behind the word ‘fart’ and the translation problem to cover up the whole thing …
“Then …” The judge continued,”the defense lawyer and legal representative … Are you going to defend the defendant not guilty now?”
“Yes, I am.” Feng bujue replied,”and …” He turned to the jury.”I hope that the jury can ignore all of the defendant’s testimony.”
“Yes, we will allow you to make your request.” The judge immediately replied.
“Hey! Even this works!” The demon ghost obviously didn’t know much about the law, let alone the laws in the court of truth. His surprise was understandable.
“That’s enough …” At that moment, Feng bujue finally moved to the defendant’s stand. He lowered his voice and whispered to GUI Xiao,”if you want to get away, just stand there and watch my performance.”
“Tsk …” Ghost hunter didn’t appreciate it. He lowered his voice and said,”we’re in a competition now. It should be a life-or-death situation. Even if I’m willing to work with you to deal with these NPCs, don’t you think … It’s more efficient for us to use force?”
“If you and I join hands, we can indeed wash this place with blood.” Feng bujue replied,”but that is meaningless …” He lowered his voice even more.”The court of truth is a rather special ‘four pillar God’.’It’ does not have an independent physical form like the other pillar gods; The court of truth is a concept, a will … It’s not something that can be destroyed by force. ”
“Oh?” Ghost hunter continued,”then what are you going to do? To kill ‘it’?”
“Hmph …” Brother Jue smiled but did not reply.