Chapter 509 - KittyBaby
Members of the Slippers Army immediately responded to LittlePhoenix's call to action.
"Yeah! Defend our Boss Iris' brother-in-law! These noobs dare to act like trolls? Hah! There are no trolls who are worse than us, the Slippers Army! Let's teach these noobs how scary real trolls are! Let's go!"
"My mighty slippers go pah-pah-pah and smack-smack-smack until these noobs fly all the way to the deepest level of hell!"
"Shove our mighty slippers down their throats! That'll teach them!"
In the Black Stars' private chat group, the Slippers Army began organizing and preparing for battle. Directing them to the battlefield was the newest Black Star with the username KittyBaby. She had only officially joined the fan club in the past week when their Boss Iris was in France for the Sommet International Film Festival. Despite this, KittyBaby quickly became an indispensable key member of the Black Stars, especially to the Slippers Army.
She was actually a worse troll and even more aggressive than the original Slippers Army leader, iEatSlippers. If iEatSlippers was a machine gun, then KittyBaby was an atomic bomb all by herself. Not only was she a troll like him, but she was also a computer expert like MonkeyFace. KittyBaby was like the perfect combination of iEatSlippers and MonkeyFace but also an upgraded version of both of them.
As a result, she had basically taken over the leadership of the Slippers Army in the very short amount of time that she became a member. It worked extremely well because KittyBaby seemed to be available for action 24/7, unlike LittlePhoenix who could only go online for a few hours because she was still a student. In addition to this, she also took over MonkeyFace's job as the Black Star's Chief IT Officer.
Although most of the other Black Stars felt that KittyBaby was weird (always meowing in her messages), they all grew to respect her skills and boldness. They thought that she was a genius. Even MonkeyFace, now the CEO of Planet Monkey, didn't work as fast as her back then. It felt like KittyBaby could resolve issues instantly. While her fellow Slippers Army were still preparing for battle, she was already returning from obliterating all of the enemies by herself.
As certified trolls, the members of the Slippers Army, including LittlePhoenix, were eager to be in the action themselves. They requested KittyBaby to restrain herself a bit in order for them to have the opportunity to wave their mighty slippers of justice and smack their Boss Iris' enemies to oblivion. There was no satisfaction greater than meting out punishment with one's own hand.
"KittyBaby understands. I will just direct you to the most effective and efficient method, then. Meow~"Everyone felt better after she said this. And that was how KittyBaby became the greatest commander of the Slippers Army, even more so than the notorious founder himself, iEatSlippers.
She was lightning-quick, decisive, accurate and merciless. She was like a tireless robot who could work nonstop day and night.
"Sister KittyBaby, are you even human? You're like a machine," LittlePhoenix once asked her.
"Meow~ KittyBaby is a super-duper cute and fluffy kitty baby. My mommy and daddy love me very much because I'm a good kitty!"
"Right, right. Yes, you're a good kitty. Your parents are so lucky to have a genius kid like you," CaptainBlackStar replied.
They could only accept her weirdness. Her speech patterns, however, made many of them suspect that she might be very young. Perhaps a teenager, or maybe even younger…a child? If KittyBaby was really a child, then she was indeed a genius with her impressive computer skills.
It reached a point that MonkeyFace, or CEO Hou Liang in real life, tried to recruit her to work for Planet Monkey. Unfortunately, she didn't even take a moment to think about it. She immediately declined the offer. Her reason?
"My mommy didn't tell me to work for Planet Monkey. KittyBaby is also assisting my daddy with his company's security. This good kitty is already a busy kitty. So no, thank you. Meow~"
Their suspicion that she might really be just a child only grew stronger after this. It seemed that she was still dependent on her parents. But assisting in the security of her father's company? What child could do that? Only a genius could!
It had only been about a week, but KittyBaby had already become very popular among the Black Stars. Her merciless trolling skills were also idolized by many members of the Slippers Army.Back to the battle in the livestream, KittyBaby acted as the commander against the haters trolling Jin Chonglin. For some reason, the others noticed that she was extra ruthless tonight, as if the haters hurt a member of her own family. Or maybe she was just a secret hardcore fan of Prince Lin Lin.
Then suddenly, the lord of lippers and the emperor of monkeys appeared to join in the fun.
iEatSlippers: "KittyBaby is indeed a worthy successor of my beloved Slippers Army! In just a few days, you've transformed my army into a formidable powerhouse! This Lord of Slippers is extremely happy."
MonkeyFace: "My offer of employment to Planet Monkey is still open. Contact me anytime if you change your mind. Ask your parents. Maybe they'll allow you to work at our gaming company."
All the Black Stars, most especially the Slippers Army members, were delighted at the return of the two. With both of their addition, the destructive force of the notorious Slippers Army increased even more. What amazed everyone was that KittyBaby cooperated with them almost too perfectly, as if she already knew them for a long time.
About fifteen minutes later, a bunch of sensitive information was released on the internet for everyone to see. They were all personal information of the haters who trolled Jin Chonglin earlier. The release of their personal information to the public made them targets of Jin Chonglin's army of fans and anyone who despised their hateful online behaviour while hiding behind the shield of anonymity.
It would also make it possible for Jin Chonglin himself to pursue legal action for the crime of libel against them if he wanted. Now that their real identities were out in the open, they couldn't hide behind their anonymous accounts anymore.
Nobody knew who released their identities on the internet. There were many who suspected that a talented hacker was assisting the Black Stars for a while now.
They thought that it might be Hou Liang, a.k.a. MonkeyFace. After all, he was the CEO of Planet Monkey, the company that made the currently super popular game, "Supreme Ascension". In addition to this, he was originally the Chief IT Officer of the Black Stars. These all meant that he was very skilled in computers. However, they had no evidence to prove that he was the talented hacker who always assisted the Black Stars. Besides, hacking was illegal. Even if he did it, he wouldn't admit it in public, unless he was stupid enough to want to go into prison.
In a private message, Wu Chen, a.k.a. iEatSlippers, messaged Hou Liang.iEatSlippers: "Great job hacking and releasing the personal information of all of those bastards and bitches. My mighty slippers are very satisfied."
MonkeyFace: "It wasn't me."
iEatSlippers: "Come on now. No need to be so modest between us bros."
MonkeyFace: "It really wasn't me. Wait. Let's ask the one who I think did it."
(KittyBaby was added to the chat by MonkeyFace)