Chapter 267: The Tourist Group of Jade Dynasty
Translator: Noodletown Translations Editor: Noodletown Translations
Inviting me to watch Jade Dynasty? Everyone froze. What is he up to?
[Guys! Don’t accept!] Su Tianji called out in the group chat. [This kid is too despicable! He not only stole our vegetables but sent a dog to bite us! He wants to gain our forgiveness by showing two episodes of Jade Dynasty? No way!]
[Right!]
[I think so too!]
[Guys! Don’t accept!]
[Keep the consensus going!]
[I wasn’t bitten by the dog. I’ve clicked ‘Accept’ already😳…] Song Qingfeng sent an embarrassed emoji.
People didn’t know what to say to him for a moment.
Su Tianji said, “You don’t have to go even if you accepted (Akita Inu fierce face)!”
Lan Yan suggested, [When the shop owner is watching the TV Series, we’ll go and steal his vegetables together! I don’t think that dog can bite all of us!]
[Ugh? How come you have this picture?] Jiang Xiaoyue sent the 😲 Emoji.
Fang Qi soon sent a meme of his Akita Inu being silly while wearing a scarf.
“Oh! So silly!” Jiang Xiaoyue sent the 😄 Emoji.
Dong Qingli was also interested, [Where do you get these?]
Su Tianji, [Don’t change the topic (Akita Inu baring teeth)!]
Fang Qi sent the meme of Akita Inu playing cute with head leaning to one side.
Su Tianji, [(Akita Inu disdainful face)!]
[(Akita Inu leaning his head to one side)]
[(Akita Inu ferocious face)]
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Lan Yan: [Ugh? Isn’t it the silly dog in the shop owner’s field?]
Dong Qingli: [Why does it look so silly?!]
Lin Shao: [The more you look at it, the sillier it looks!]
Xu Luo: [Can we cook it 😠?]
[TL Note: LOL, the dog-eating stereotype.]
Obviously, he had been bitten several times by this dog.
“If you right-click on the image, you can save it and send it!” Someone discovered this function.
Soon, the group chat turned into a flood of memes! The original topic was completely forgotten!
Meanwhile, the indignant chatters and the angry members were silently pulled into a newly-established group chat.
Nalan Mingxue: [That kid obviously wants to change the topic! Don’t be fooled by him! Who knows his ID in the Legend of Mir 2?]
Su Tianji: [What do you want to do?]
Lin Shao: [You want to sneak-attack him? Count me in!]
Ye Xiaoye: [I like it!]
Su Tianji: [Good idea! Count me in!]
Nalan Hongwu: [I’m out. You guys go ahead.] Anyway, he wasn’t bitten by the dog and had no intention of joining in on the revenge.
Standing behind Su Tianji, Xiao Yulv saw the conversation, and he immediately raised his hand, yelling, “I know his ID! I can find his whereabouts for you!”
After all, he had often watched Jiang Xiaoyue play the games.
Su Tianji was pleased. “You finally can do something useful!”
“…”
Soon, a battle of wits and courage against Mr. Fang began.
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[It seems that you succeeded in changing the topic.] Nalan Mingxue sent him a meme of Akita Inu’s disdainful face in a private message.
[Not at all. They are touched by my warmth and sincerity (Akita Inu silly smile)!] Fang Qi replied, [Come and watch the TV Series.]
Nalan Mingxue: [How come your face is thicker than the city wall?]
[TL Note: This is a common saying in China to describe a shameless person.]
[Coming or not?]
[Of course 😤!] Of course, she would come! She must get the interest on her revenge first!
Soon, Fang Qi saw that most of them had accepted his invitations.
…
“Sir, what are you doing?” Ruan Ning stood behind Fang Qi with a bowl of instant noodles. “Aren’t you going to play the Legend of Mir 2 today?”
“I’ll watch the TV Series first!” Fang Qi said, “I’ll play the game after that.”
“What Series?” Ruan Ning said with a frown, “What’s that?”
Fang Qi pointed at a line of words in the middle of the small blackboard. “Jade Dynasty.”
Although the players in the new shop couldn’t play other games, they could watch the TV Series.
With the Legend of Mir 2 written on the top of the blackboard, many customers were playing this game. Besides, the people in Half City hid good stuff from others, except in the case of the Legend of Mir 2 in which they had been forced to pull teammates into their group to survive.
Many people were addicted to playing the Legend of Mir 2 and couldn’t spare a thought for other stuff. Even though they noticed the TV Series, they didn’t have time to try them.
That was why only a few people watched Jade Dynasty in the new shop.
Ruan Ning and the others didn’t even have enough time to level up with Fang Qi and thus didn’t have time to try the new stuff.
“I recommend you girls to watch it when you have time,” Fang Qi said. Whatever the customers did in the shop, they would spend money. Therefore, he only talked and gave tips to the girls in his guild.
What’s that? You’re being vague about it, yet you are also asking us to watch it…Ruan Ning was frustrated.
Qzone had the function of inviting friends over to watch the TV Series together.
Even the people from the distant Morning Star Sea Realm could join the people from Jiuhua City to watch the TV Series together. For a small gathering of a few friends, they could sit in the living room, sharing a pot of good tea. As for a large group like that one that Fang Qi was having today, the situation was…
Fang Qi said, “Welcome to the Death Souls Abyss Tour!”
Mr. Fang took a large group of people to the Death Souls Abyss in the Ancient Ten-Thousand Bat Cave.
In the depths of the dark abyss floated faint whitish light.
When the faint light shone on the floating souls from the underground, some faint-hearted people hid behind others.
In the Death Souls Abyss, they witnessed the deep love between Zhang Xiaofan and Lu Xueqi who were ready to die for each other and the horrifying ancient beasts in the Merciless Ocean.
They also saw the nimble and playful girl in green, Bi Yao.
The audience experienced dangerous adventures and narrow escapes with the characters in the TV Series and were moved by the good sides of human nature and the true feelings revealed in the adventures.
In Blood-Dripping Cave, the audience had their hearts in their throats when they watched Zhang Xiaofan and Bi Yao being trapped inside.
“Where is this place?” While they walked deeper into the cave behind Fang Qi, Dong Qingli and the others clicked their tongues in wonder.
“This place seems to be the headquarters of the so-called Blood Refinery Hall which, is an evil faction.” Nalan Hongwu, Xue Daolv, and the others looked around and saw a big stone room. On the left of the room was a statue with a benign face while the statue on the right looked ferocious with a black face and ghost horns.
“Do you think that they will find some treasures here?”
“They found a bell!”
“Look here!” Someone yelled in astonishment.
Meanwhile, Bi Yao also exclaimed in the scene, “Heavenly Book?”
All the people in the audience didn’t expect this, and they were pleasantly surprised. They gasped in excitement as they read the words on the wall – First Chapter of the Heavenly Book!
[At the beginning of the world, chaos filled the space with the sun and the moon concealing their light and the heaven and the earth blurring their boundaries. Then, they began to take shape, and the pure and turbid began to separate…]
According to the ancient myths, all the spiritual spells and techniques of the Saint Faction (Demon Faction) came from the Heavenly Book!
In this world, the cultivators used heavenly power while the warriors tried their best to strengthen their bodies. However, the Heavenly Book seemed to cover everything they could imagine!
Mr. Fang: “The Dead Souls Abyss Touring Group has arrived the Heavenly Book Stop. Please read the book at your leisure!”
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