Chapter 709: Onlookers of the big white deer
Translator: Noodletown Translations Editor: Noodletown Translations
Soon, the next morning came.
Jiang Xiaoyue set off quite early with Little Bell.
As they did everyday, the elves came to the shop in the early morning, eager to find out more about ‘The Avengers.’ On the way, they talked about the events that took place in World of Warcraft yesterday.
When they reached the door, they quickly moved back immediately. “Is it the right place?”
They saw a loli with exquisite facial features sitting at the counter with a big white deer?!
Where’s the shop owner?!
“Sir, some people are sneaking glances at us by the door. Are they trying to steal something?” The sharp-eyed Jiang Xiaoyue pointed at the door and yelled.
“Ah?” Mr. Fang stood up and saw a large group of elves walking in.
“Ya! They… they are elves?!” Jiang Xiaoyue exclaimed, and her big round eyes widened. “How come there are so many?!”
“Ya! What do I see?!” The big white deer rubbed its eyes with its front hooves incredulously. “I see many elves too! Their ears are pointy!”
“Ugh… I seem to see a talking deer…” Elf Girl Sala suspected that her eyes were playing tricks on her. “This deer can talk?!”
“Of course! Of course!” Little Bell yelled excitedly.
“Eh…” The elves’ eyes brightened. “Sir, is this an orc of the Deer Clan? I’ve never seen a white one before.”
“Orcs are green-skinned, right? There’re no white orcs.” They watched as the deer walked from behind the counter.
“Yaa-!” Instantly, the elves shrieked. “It’s indeed a deer!”
“Sir, where did you capture such a deer! I want one too…”
“Nonsense! This must be a holy beast! Only holy beasts can talk!”
The elves surrounded the deer, looking at it up and down and poking it frequently.
“Ahahahaha! What are you doing! It’s itchy! It’s itchy!” The deer almost fell to the ground as if it was having a stroke.
“My goodness!” A thought occurred to Sala. “Is it a demon from the legends?!”
“What do you mean from the legends?” Little Bell brushed the dust off its body and asked with its baby voice.
“I’m from the Demon Clan!” Little Bell introduced itself, “This is our princess, Xiaoyue Her Highness!”
“Sir, are they elves?” Jiang Xiaoyue asked in a low voice.
“Princess Your Highness…” The elves obviously hadn’t seen real demons before. “Do you mean this little girl is also a…?”
“Do you have Liu Mengli in your world?!” The elves widened their eyes as if they were trying to see if this little girl would change into another form soon.” Do you live in the demon realm?”
“Oh! I’m not from the Tapir Clan!” Jiang Xiaoyue explained, “The demon realm is an imaginary world in the Legend of Sword and Fairy.”
With great curiosity, she looked at the elves in amazement. “How come you’re all white-skinned? Are there dark elves among you?”
“We don’t have dark elves! Don’t be misled by the owner’s game in the shop!” Sala said angrily with her hands on her hips.
We don’t have that many kinds among us!
“Ugh-!” At this moment, Helen, Commander Elven, and other golden griffin knights walked into the shop.
They exclaimed in surprise, “Ms. Sala, did this deer just talk?! Did I see it wrong?”
“Hello, guys!” Little Bell greeted them friendly.
“Ahhh-!”
“Are my eyes playing tricks on me?!”
“May the Holy Light be with me! This isn’t real!”
“How come the deer can talk?!”
At this moment, an orc with a head that looked like that of a Shiba Inu walked into the shop. He was wearing a red scarf, looking dominant.
“Today, I’ll continue the broadcast of World of War…” With one foot over the threshold, he suddenly froze on the spot.
“Look… is that deer talking?!”
The audience watching Mr. Dirk’s Spiritual Spell Visual Projection quickly wrote down comments on the magic letter.
[Is this a mutated member of the Deer Clan?!]
[I’ve never seen a white deer-headed person before… maybe our eyes are playing tricks on us?]
[I feel like it’s a real deer…]
“My goodness!” Mr. Dirk joined them. “What’s going on?!”
“Eh? Are there our own kinds on this continent?” Little Bell stared at the dog-head man curiously.
“This is an orc!” Elves hurried to explain, “This cute little white deer is from the Demon Clan! Liu Mengli’s clan in the Legend of Sword and Fairy.”
Of course, they were still amazed while doing the introduction, thinking, Damn… how come there are really such creatures in the world?!
“Unbelievable!” Sala exclaimed.
Mr. Fang patted his forehead and said earnestly, “I think you guys are unbelievable too.”
“How come we are unbelievable!” Elder Sewell glared at Mr. Fang.
You are slighting us elves!
We are all doing good with ourselves. How can you say that we’re unbelievable?! Is there any place in the world that doesn’t have elves?!
While they were arguing, some assassins came into the shop.
“Why are you all standing here?”
“Ms. Elina, quickly come and look!” Sala beckoned at her excitedly, “The Demon Clan does exist in the world!”
Soon, a big group of people surrounded the deer in the new shop; they kept staring at it and forgot about getting online.
While Jiang Xiaoyue and the deer went over to make instant noodles, the elves and orcs followed them and watched.
“Can your Princess Xiaoyue turn into a tapir?”
“I already told you that I’m not in the same clan as Mengli!”
“Aren’t you all demons?”
“…”
When Jiang Xiaoyue and the deer finished their instant noodles and began drinking milk tea, the elves and orcs were still staring at them.
“Do you think… the deer was transformed from a druid?”
“Druids don’t have the spell to change into a deer!” Elder Sewell said.
“Then, we can’t change into deer and play with it then?”
“Oh!” Elf Girl Sala finally found a new topic. “Have you watched the trailer for ‘The Avengers’? The pop-up on QQ!”
“Do you want to watch it together with us when it’s released?” Rowling, another female elf of the Snow Pigeon Team, said, “That evil god is so scary. I’ll freak out if I watch it by myself!”
“This must be a terrifying movie!” Sala agreed.
“The trailer said that we can watch the movie tomorrow, right?” Sala said warmly, “Watch it with us, and you won’t be frightened!”
Jiang Xiaoyue was still studying this group of elves and orcs, trying to see if the orcs had just put on headgears that looked like dog heads and if the elves had glued those pointy ears to their heads.
She snapped back after watching them for a while. “The shop owner has a tour bus; should we watch it together tomorrow?”
Sitting on the couch beside her, the big white deer was slurping down instant noodles.