Chapter 699: Leader, how come the milk is green?
Translator: Noodletown Translations Editor: Noodletown Translations
The Alliance had the Deadmines, and the Horde had the Wailing Cavern. The alliance had paladins, and the Horde had shamans. Generally, both sides were in a balance.
Since many players had watched the livestream, the system of warriors, mages, and priests spread out, giving the Horde players some good inspirations to pass the seemingly-impossible instance of Wailing Cavern.
On the next day, the Brotherhood assassins who played as rogues began to copy this setup after finding this instance in the territory of the Horde.
The Undead Rogue Harrison yelled standing at the entrance of the Wailing Cavern, “Self-improvement team for the Wailing Cavern is calling for a nanny and a main tank!”
They had obviously heard the terms such as ‘main tank’ from Mr. Fang and just picked them up.
Nalan Mingxue shouted, “We have a main tank for the Wailing Cavern. We’ll begin whenever a nanny joins us!”
– On the side of the Alliance –
At the entrance of the Deadmines, some students of Shengjing Academy began yelling, “We need a mage to begin the exploration of Deadmines. Four players waiting on one!”
[Sauk Stonehammer requests to join the party.]
“Hunter?” He was rejected.
[Mage Adolf requests to join the party.]
“Mage?” Confirmed.
“Do you know how to do it?”
“Of course.” Adolf looked baffled. I’m a level 9 mage. How can I not know how to be a mage?
“Good! Come on!”
The exploration began immediately.
Two warriors, one healing paladin, and two mages reached the first boss without issues and didn’t talk as well.
“Two mages, turn the two elite mobs to sheep. I’ll hold off the boss.” Familiar with this strategy, the students of Shengjing Academy charged forward.
Meanwhile, one of the elite mobs had been turned into a sheep.
But the other elite mob remained the same…
“What sheep?” Adolf looked puzzled.
“Polymorph: Sheep!” A voice yelled.
At this moment, an arrow shot into the main tank’s shoulder.
“Do we have such a spell?” Adolf said in confusion.
“Didn’t you say that you know what is going on?” the healing paladin yelled as well.
“I’m a great mage!”
The moment he said it, a mob shot an arrow onto the healing paladin’s head.
While the healing paladin was about to cast a spell, another arrow hit him.
“Milk?! Where’s the milk?”
“Turn it into a sheep! How come the mob is still shooting at me?!”
“Mage, can you do your job or not?!”
“I can!”
“Heal us! We’re going to die!”
“Turn it into a sheep!”
The team was wiped out!
“…Damn it!”
Adolf’s game interface showed that he had been kicked out of the party.
“…”
After being kicked out several times, Adolf and Dwarf Elder Sauk met each other at the entrance. “…”
“This one… does it need several players to pass?”
“With my skills in magic spells, I’m better than these ordinary people. Let me try it first…”
One hour later, they came back after recovering corpses several times. “…”
“Forget it. Let’s level up first…”
Looking embarrassed, they went to level up.
…
– On the other side –
As the shop owner, Mr. Fang couldn’t spend all his time killing opponents every day in the wilderness. After all, these people were all players and customers of his shops.
Therefore, he created a night elf rogue character in the Alliance. When he had time, he would earn some coins, open chests, and explore the histories about different places of World of Warcraft left in the relics and libraries to improve the content of the official novels.
Meanwhile, Yu Zhiwei’s book store in Jiuhua City which sold the official novel of Diablo 2 had become one of the biggest book stores in the city.
Of course, now that Yu Zhiwei was working in Origins Internet Café, she had asked a friend to manage the book store for her.
Right now, the book store had begun selling the new official novel – Rise of the Horde.
In the new shop, only the e-book was on sale. Physical books hadn’t been published yet.
Meanwhile, Dungeon Fighter Online had launched its official website and updated the e-book of its official novel.
…
Deadmines, Wailing Cavern, Stormwind Stockade, Shadowfang Keep… the players left their footprints in every instance all over the world.
Of course, players such as Elder Sauk and Adolf were still concentrating on leveling up and doing quests after being rejected by other players.
Of course, their progresses were not slow.
Some players even concentrated on professions such as engineering, blacksmithing, and herbalism.
Lately, the number of people watching Mr. Dirk’s Spiritual Spell Visual Projection had increased.
In fact, some orcs had traveled a long distance to come to the shop, so had the mages who had watched Dicas play World of Warcraft.
There were more players in the shop now.
The busiest time in the shop was the afternoon, and it got quite boisterous during this period.
Since Li Xin’er had been moved from the Yuanyang City Shop to the new shop, Mr. Fang didn’t have to keep an eye on the shop.
“Ms. Dicas, what raid are you doing today?!”
“Ms. Dicas, do you have time to take me in your party?!”
“It’s said that Ms. Dicas is exploring the new instance Scarlet Monastery? Has she looted any good equipment?”
“I heard… the border of the Orc Kingdom had a situation lately?” Some orcs walked through the bustling crows before the gate of the shop.
“I heard about it. The people of a small town vanished for no reason. I wonder what happened.”
“The king is investigating it. It’s a minor incident.”
…
“I heard that Sala and other young people have looted many blue rare items. I can’t fall behind!” In the new shop in Canglan City, Elder Sewell of the Elf Clan sat together with other elves and entered the game with a cup of milk tea in her hand.
“Elder, I heard that raiding instances are the most popular. They got great equipment in the instances,” an elite of the Elder Guard Team said, “The most difficult one right now is Scarlet Monastery. Should we try it?”
– One hour later –
Elder Sewell gave the elves sitting around her a long look. “I think I’d better try in another party first.”
“…”
“Nanny is needed in Scarlet Monastery!”
“Healing is needed in Scarlet Monastery!”
“Four members wait for one nanny! A real healer!”
“Oh…? So, healer is a nanny? This name is so strange.” Elder Sewell looked puzzled.
“But… what do they mean by asking for real healers?” Having never raided instances before, Elder Sewell was confused and frustrated.
Adolf and Sauk were also frustrated.
Adolf even felt like his disciple was doing better than him. He didn’t like this situation!
However, he was too proud to ask his disciple to take him into her party.
“Let’s form a party ourselves!” Adolf said.
Although he hadn’t done raids before, he heard about the mechanisms and setups from his high-level disciple. Therefore, he had a rough idea of what was going on.
“I call tank.” Elder Sauk volunteered.
Adolf yelled, “Self-improvement team for Scarlet Monastery! We are looking for a nanny and a DPS!”
Soon, a rogue joined them.
The tank was a warrior of the Dwarf Clan. Obviously, Elder Sauk had enlisted one of his own men.
“Self-Improvement Team for Scarlet Monastery. Four members wait for one! We need a nanny!”
“How come they are all calling for nannies…?”
Elder Sewell glanced at her Rejuvenation and said, “I can heal too… should I…?”
“Sewell requests to join the party.”
“Druid?” Adolf and Elder Sauk exchanged a look. But looking at the name… an acquaintance?
They added her first. “Elder Sewell, we’re old friends, but we need a healer.”
“We can’t do it without a nanny,” the rogue on the side agreed. “We don’t even have to try.”
“I can heal!” Elder Sewell casually cast Rejuvenation.
Different from Holy Light, this was a life presence as if the spring returned to the land. After she cast the spell, the target of the spell, Adolf, immediately felt an intense life presence.
“Eh?” Adolf nodded and said, “This is indeed a healing spell! Now that we’ve got everyone, let’s enter together.”
“Okay! Okay!” Elder Sewell was excited that she finally found a team.
“Leader… How come her milk is green…?” At this moment, the rogue glanced at his poisoned dagger and saw that it was also green.