Chapter 713: I Thought I’d Wet My Pants in Fear, But I Ended Up Laughing like a Pig?!
Translator: Noodletown Translations Editor: Noodletown Translations
“It must be!” Dwarf Elder Sauk had somehow joined the tour group, and he added, “Oh… This must be the most cunning, evil, and powerful god that I’ve ever seen!”
“Look… even after he was captured by Thor, who is as powerful as him, he looks as if he had everything under control,” Adolf said with a nod, “He must have a plan; or he just has no regard for these humans who are extremely weak in his eyes!”
As the movie went on, the Evil God Loki, who had been captured by Thor and the others, was put into a specially-made cell by SHIELD.
The specially-made glass around the cell couldn’t be broken by any ordinary person, not even Loki who had obviously lost his strength again.
However, everyone saw that Loki’s power went beyond his physical strength. Like a born demon, his words could always lure and bewitch people.
Even without using any force, he seemed to be able to lure anyone who had contact with him to work for him.
For example, he was now luring Black Widow to step into his trap with words.
At this moment, everyone in Mr. Fang’s tour group was watching the scene.
“Is this love…?” In the cell, Loki’s voice full of sins and degeneration sounded, luring Black Widow to open her heart and tell him her past.
“Oh… this horrifying evil god has control over someone important to her… so despicable!” Watching this scene, the elves felt even more frightened.
“Pathetic… you serve liars and killers… do you think you can wipe out all your sins?”
The evil god’s voice grew even more vicious, “I won’t touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you! Slowly. Intimately. In every way he knows you fear! And when he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams, I’ll split his skull!”
“…” The words turned the atmosphere more and more suffocating.
“It’s finished…”
“I feel like this woman is going to break!”
At this moment, the pretty woman dressed in black body-fitting clothes said, “Thank you for your cooperation. I know your plan now.”
Loki who was in the cell was at a loss for words.
“Ugh?! What’s happening?!”
Of course, this small incident didn’t affect the main course.
“Oh… Look at this evil god; how come he still looks so confident?” Dwarf Elder Sauk exclaimed.
“My goodness… he got out! He actually got out!”
“What do I see?! He activated the horrifying Tesseract! Will the world come to its end?!”
The pale-blue light beam shot into the sky and opened a huge portal in space. From being captured to escaping to activating the Tesseract, this evil god seemed to have everything in his control.
Countless spaceships from the alien dimension flew out of the pitch-black space, shooting out destructive light beams and turning everything that they touched into ashes!
Instantly, the buildings in the city were turned into shambles!
“This evil god is so calm…”
“Will the humans in this world be destroyed?”
The horrifyingly huge metal beasts also crawled out from the wormhole in space.
A wiggle of their giant, mountain-like bodies could knock down all the high buildings around them!
“He’s chasing after Black Widow! My goodness!”
At this moment, Hawkeye Barton, another superhero, shot an arrow at Loki.
It was dead-on accurate! Loki couldn’t dodge it.
However, in the next moment, the powerful evil god caught the arrow in his hand!
He looked down overbearingly with a smile of great self-confidence.
“Oh… I think this evil god is indeed powerful…” Elder Sewell said in shock.
Boom!
The head of the arrow exploded, sending Loki flying.
He was dazed by the explosion.
“…”
It was absolutely silent.
After a while…
“Hahahaha…!” Wild Laughter filled the whole internet café while a few orcs dropped to the ground with merriment.
“Enough!” After breaking through the window and falling into a tall building, Loki looked at the Hulk who had chased him into the building, and this evil god now had a distorted expression.
“Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creatures, and I will not be bullied…”
“Is the evil god going to use his true power now?!” Some noble ladies exclaimed.
After all, in the stories of knights, the evil antagonists would always show their hidden cards after a temporary defeat.
Then, they saw the green giant with unthinkable strength grabbing onto Loki’s legs.
Then, he smashed Loki against the floor repeatedly like a bat. Boom! Boom! Boom! Crack! Crack! Crack!
He glanced at Loki, saw that the latter was still alive, and swung again.
Loki slowly snapped back…
He lay on the floor in a daze. “…”
All of the audience were at a loss for words.
After a long while, they finally understood what happened and burst into laughter. “Hahaha…”
The orcs slammed their fists on the floor. “Hahahaha…”
“Ahhahaha…Oink-!?” Elder Sewell suddenly covered her mouth.
“???” People seemed to hear a snorting sound from a pig.
“!!??” Everyone looked over.
“Not me! Not me!” Elder Sewell’s pretty face darkened. “I didn’t… laugh. Hahaha!”
We thought we’d watch a super horrifying evil god and were prepared to be terrified! But you forced us to end up laughing like pigs?!
Are you sure you’re not kidding me?!
“Ah…?” Mr. Fang looked at the elves in confusion. “I’m showing you a comedy! Seeing you work hard playing games everyday, I decided to give you some entertainment and relaxation! Isn’t it great?”
“Ha?!” The elves and orcs all froze.
We thought we were watching a horror movie!
You ruined our view of this world!
Elf Girl Sala felt like her belly hurt since she laughed so much, and she rushed over and swung her little fists at Mr. Fang.
How can we look at evil gods with proper fear after watching this?!
At this moment, the real battle had just begun.
As mentioned before, Loki opened a spatial portal with the Tesseract. On the other side of the portal was an extremely huge spaceship floating in the endless space full of radiant stars, and the ship hovered in the space above Earth like a giant shadow.