Chapter 362: Everybody Can Do Something Oh They Can!
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Elvis automatically ignored the part on their sons and chose to only hear the part on Gu Mengmeng never leaving him alone. He smiled happily and hugged her tightly, before whispering into her ears, “Remember this promise by your heart, understand? Never leaving me by myself…”
“Yes.” Gu Mengmeng hugged Elvis back with a gentle and happy smile.
Lea cleared his throat, coughed and said, “Mengmeng, about that female, do you think we should ask someone to send her back to Saint Nazaire first, or…”
“Bring her along,” Gu Mengmeng answered without hesitating. “Eight of me can’t win a single Sandy in a competition of eating. The ones entering the beauty pageant must be the ‘ever-victorious foodie’ from every tribe, I won’t be much of a help even if I stuffed myself to death. That female… Ha, she will be useful.”
“You want her to replace you in the beauty pageant?” Lea asked.
Gu Mengmeng stuck out one finger and shook it. “No, she will only be participating in the foodie competition. As for the recruiting part, I have other plans.”
“Re… recruiting?” Elvis and Lea were no longer surprised at Gu Mengmeng blurting our new words every now and then, they just looked at Gu Mengmeng in doubt and waited for her to explain.
Gu Mengmeng smiled sneakily like Zhou Bapi, shrugging her shoulders in a sly look with beaming eyes. She resembled an evil capitalist thinking about ways to exploit the poor people.
To be more exact, she was like the landlord in QQ Chinese Poker.
“Oh my, after I came to the Beast World, I kept doubting my personal values, and regretting for the hundredth time for choosing the major Human Resource Management. Why didn’t I learn carpentry, why didn’t I learn metallurgy, why didn’t I learn medicine? Now I finally understood, everybody can do something oh they can! My major was to prepare for the yearly large scale matchmaking… oops, I meant large-scale recruitment.”
Gu Mengmeng made of the pose of ‘God is finally pitying me,’ and she could finally achieve her aspirations. She smiled and said, “So many talents… erm… beast talents? I’m referring to the strong males finding a suitable tribe in this Beauty Pageant, isn’t it the same as finding a job in the labor market? Just that there is too much randomness in the way to find a job here, solely dependent on how much a female eats, that’s illogical, so illogical.”
“So you are suggesting…” Lea continued asking.
Gu Mengmeng laughed and replied, “The mountain people have their own tricks up their sleeve, you won’t understand even if I say it now. Well, I will incorporate the theories I have learnt with experiences and come out with the most suitable recruitment plans. As for you guys, just believe in me and don’t ask anything, okay?”
Elvis, Lea and Ian looked at each other, before following Gu Mengmeng and made the sign of ‘okay’, they said, “O… O…”
“As for the female, ha, if she’s not stupid, she would have realized she is no match to me after today’s match. As long as she stays obedient, Saint Nazaire is not short of one serving of food. But if she plays dirty… Hehe, I see that the snake skin on her lower body appears unique and has a fine texture, while I have never used a wallet made of Nüwa.”
Elvis and Lea looked at each other and smiled.
The two of them were used to Gu Mengmeng saying fierce things every now and then, but if she was really asked to skin the female… She would probably be more scared than anyone else.”
However, the fact that she liked the female’s tail… They remembered it by heart now.