Chapter 558: I’ve Hands But I’m Busy
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
There was someone sitting outside the cave. Gu Mengmeng’s gaze swept past him and found him a little familiar but she could not recall who he was.
Snake, on the other hand, completely ignored the person and directly walked by him, not even looking at him with the corners of his eyes.
When that person saw Snake and Gu Mengmeng leaving together, he stood up and followed them.
Snake did not reduce his speed but instead, walked faster and faster, clearly trying to shake that person off.
That person was neither angry nor flustered as he just followed them until Snake stopped under a big tree. While Snake was looking up at the red fruits on the tree branch, that person stood beside Snake and looked up at the tree as well. After staring at it for half a day, he asked in confusion, “What are you looking at?”
Snake ignored him and turned to ask Gu Mengmeng, “Do you want to eat this?”
Gu Mengmeng clamped her lips and looking at the fruit which was radiating a seductive glow, she nodded her head.
Snake then turned to the person behind him and ordered coldly, “Go up and pluck the fruit for me.”
That person was dumbfounded and frowned, retorting back, “Don’t you have hands?”
Snake was supporting Gu Mengmeng’s butt with one hand and protecting her waist with his other hand. Tossing Gu Mengmeng up slightly, he condemned justly and severely, “I’ve hands but I’m busy so you go.”
That person felt the pain from their public display of affection while being caught off guard and after holding it in for half a day, he said harshly, “Alright.”
Lifting his leg up, he aimed properly and gave the fruit tree a kick.
If there was no accident, that fruit tree would give off a cracking wail and then his mission was complete.
But the accident occurred….
Before he could kick that fruit tree, Snake lifted his leg up and kicked him away first…
The person held onto his chest and glared at Snake, asking, “What’s wrong again?”
Snake gave a cold expression and explained, “Twomeng likes trees so you can’t kick it.”
The person pointed at Snake and clenched his teeth for half a day before managing to squeeze out a word, “You…..!”
Snake had no expression on his face as he walked to the person, kicking him again. “Are you dead yet? If you’re not, go and pluck the fruit, Twomeng is hungry.”
The person felt extremely wronged but he had no other choice and could only walk to the tree while evolving into his half-orc form. When he was ready to slide up the tree, Snake stepped onto his tail. The strength he used was not little so it made the person utter a heartrending cry. He turned back and glared at Snake furiously, “What’s wrong again?!”
Snake was still having a cold expression as he replied, “Twomeng hates shit, snakes and snakes that look like shit Your original form….is the combination of all three. Maintain your human form and climb up, don’t expose any disgusting sides that will make Twomeng gross out or else it will affect her appetite.”
The person was so angry till his entire face turned green. He pointed at Snake then at Gu Mengmeng and back at Snake again, “I’m not doing it anymore, if your female wants to eat the fruit, you climb up and pluck it yourself.”
The corners of Snake’s lips curved upwards and he said, “It’s rare to hear a nice sentence from you. Since you’re so good at speaking, I decide to lend you some help.”
“Huh?” The person did not react in time and did not know that his heartless ‘your female’ managed to gain Snake’s delight. Amidst all the confusion, he just felt his butt hurt and the next second, he flew up….
Yes, he flew up!
Snake used a wonderful arc to kick the person up that tree. Glancing at the person who was shouting hysterically at him while hanging on the tree branch like a broken doll, Snake gave off a ‘I don’t need a thank you’ smile and said, “Hurry and pluck the fruit, if you dare to let Twomeng go hungry, I’ll kill you.”