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“Stop blabbering.” Auntie Ren waved her hands and posed as if she was the owner of the dojang.
“I came here looking for someone, but since Xu JinSheng is going to hide, I changed it to a challenge. Do any of you guys have the guts to challenge me? Anyways, if he doesn’t show up by midnight, I’ll tear down your sign and turn it into firewood.”
Instructor Huang’s face turned blue right after she finished her sentence. Also, quite a few students’ faces were filled with anger.
“What is she saying? It’s like she’s implying master Xu is afraid of her!”
“Hurry up and call Instructor Wu. Instructor Huang’s skills are shoddy.”
“Shhhh~~~ don’t let him hear you.”
“So, is her son here to spectate or will he also fight?”
Auntie Ren couldn’t hold it in anymore after hearing them repeatedly refer to me as her son, she stamped on the ground and yelled:
“He’s not my son, he’s… my son-in-law. Laugh while you can since he’ll take care of you guys later.”
Wow, did she already accept the marriage that quickly? I only followed behind to watch the show, I don’t even have any strength left.
All the students who were initially ignoring me all put their sights on me.
“Isn’t he at most 17? He’s already a son-in-law at such a young age?”
“His mother-in-law is beautiful, so her daughter must be pretty good-looking too.”
“Hey, where can you find such a young mother-in-law, unless… her daughter is a minor. I can’t believe he has a beautiful minor as a wife, I’m pissed!”
“True, I’ll cripple him if he has the guts to compete against us. My heart’s in pain just thinking about a beautiful minor being pressed under him every night.”
“What do you mean by beautiful minor? Don’t you just mean loli? I already know the two of you are lolicons… Ow!”
The small boy was hit on the head by the other two students, “You shouldn’t badmouth fellow students.”
At this time, instructor Wu also came over. He had a skinny build, but he was ruthless. He didn’t say anything when he saw the challenger was a woman, instead, he jumped onto one of the elevated stages and beckoned Auntie Ren:
“Come up, don’t say I don’t treat women well after I knock out all your front teeth.”
Auntie Ren grinned while baring her teeth. Both her smile and gaze made you shiver, “You’re the one who should wear a mouth guard, or better yet wear a full body of protective gear.”
She took off the running shoes she wore to chase the thief. Then after instructing me to also take off my shoes, she got onto the stage with a gentle leap.
I was already drenched in sweat from my earth-shattering battle with young master Xu. When I removed my shoes, all the students around me covered their noses and backed away.
Now do you understand my savagery? Stay away from me if you don’t want to implode!
“Don’t just stand there.” Auntie Ren shouted at me, “Get onto to the stage next to mines. I’ll take care of the ones older than 18 and you take care of the ones under 18. Teach them a lesson for making fun of my daughter.”
It was difficult for me, but I was too embarrassed to say I had no strength left to fight, so I said:
“I could take care of them, but I don’t know how to hold back, what if…”
Auntie Ren interrupted me: “I’ll take responsibility for everything as long as you don’t kill them.”
Every single one of the students sent me doubtful and hostile gazes.
“Then, what about the bag…”
“Leave it to Huang.” Auntie Ren said impatiently, “Don’t ask me everything.”
I handed the underwear bag carefully to instructor Huang. I told him to not look inside as it’s filled with stuff that should not be seen.
Instructor Huang’s face was filled with worry, he waved at instructor Wu and yelled:
“Xiao Wu, hold back a bit, she might be well-connected.”
Instructor Wu laughed mischievously, “Sorry, but my kicks are as fast as lighting, once I…”
Before he finished speaking, Auntie Ren dived in and struck his chin with a high kick. He rolled back as he fainted while frothing at the mouth.
A large crash reverberated through the room.
“What’s wrong with her? The instructor wasn’t even ready!”
“That’s right! Instructor Huang, go show her our strength.”
Instructor Huang may have been called shoddy by his students, but he was still a 3rd degree black belt. He was able to ascertain her true skills and only stood there shaking his head without a word.
I naturally became the focal point once instructor Wu was taken away for treatment.
My entire body was sore from the previous confrontation. Even if I did recover a bit on the taxi, I still felt like I was completely spent.
The stage was actually pretty high. I wanted to imitate Auntie Ren and lightly leap onto the stage, but I didn’t use enough strength plus my legs were short. I stepped into air and fell on the ground with a miserable cry and bruised my nose.
Laughter immediately erupted from my surroundings.
My face was flushed red, I could only use my hands and feet to clumsily crawl onto the stage.
“Why is he coming to do a challenge when he can’t even get onto a stage?”
“I thought he would be strong when I saw his eyes, but his skills are way worse than young master Xu.”
“I’ll fight him.”
“Why? I’ll go.”
“Um… sorry, can you let me try first?”
The one who spoke last was a female student with double braided pigtails and freckles on her face. I didn’t notice her because she was standing at the back.
Everyone’s looking down at me! Even the slightly reserved female student thinks I’m an easy target to test her skills!
None of you are my target if I was at full strength, unless you can beat young master Xu.
Ah, I can’t even stand still anymore if I get too excited.
The female student had already jumped onto the stage. She smiled bashfully and bowed at me. Then, she took a defensive position while staring into my eyes.
What’s the point of even guarding? I can’t even move. It’s going to be so embarrassing once I get kicked off the stage and I wouldn’t even be able to face Auntie Ren anymore. I might as well shave my head and become a monk. I’m going to leave behind my mortal desires and stop playing harem games.