Chapter 675: Triple Taboo Theater
In order to tempt me to give in, Ai Mi even came up with an awful idea of inviting Winnie for a threesome.
I don’t even think it’s the first time you have mentioned it. I think you also said to make Winnie pregnant with my child, then you would raise the child like your own will the three of us together.
Ai Mi, are you trying to challenge the bottom line of morality and ethics? If we put aside the issue of the threesome, the two of us alone can’t even have that kind of relationship since we are related.
Brain Theater (Imagination) – Room 1:
Ai Mi, who was wearing nothing but stockings, was lazily lying across the top of the European-style bed. Her slightly blushed face was leaning against her goose feather pillow as she watched Winnie who was still moving.
Winnie was even more straightforward than Ai Mi. She was buck naked and revealed her wheat brown skin with snow-white skin at sensitive areas. She was sitting down and her body was vibrating back and forth dramatically for some reason.
“Well, I wasn’t wrong, right? My brother is very good.” Ai Mi gasped in small breaths as she watched without a hint of envy as Winnie’s body swayed uncontrollably upward.
“Hmm.” Winnie resisted the urge to shout, and replied with a less than natural expression, “He’s half gay, but he’s quite good.”
“Who’s half gay.” A certain scumbag slapped Winnie on her round buttocks causing her to squeal.
“Winnie, you’ve pretty much exhausted my brother, so switch to me.” Ai Mi gasped, “Otherwise, I get overwhelmed…”
Brain Theater (Imagination) – Room 2:
A certain amount of years later, me, Ai Mi, Winnie, the child of the three of us has grown up to the point where it is time for them to attend elementary school in the United States.
“What, you want to ask who is your real mother?” Ai Mi, who was less than twenty years old, had a hot body but still a loli face, yelled at our child, “Other people only have one mommy, but you have two mommies, but you still aren’t satisfied?”
“But, but the kids tease me and say my dad is a pervert and a scumbag who enforces polygamy…”
The child who looks like me and Winnie, and of course partially resembles my sister Ai Mi, said.
In the United States, the public’s distaste for polygamy is second only to Satanism. They will never be as tolerant of three wives like the Chinese.
“Who’s teasing you?” Ai Mi got even angrier, “How dare you let my child be mocked… the school, I’m going to send someone to burn it to the ground.”
The next day, for some reason the flag outside the White House was at half mast.
Brain Theater (Imagination) – Room 3:
Since there’s no family planning in America, Winnie gave me many children.
Thanks to the genetic heritage of a Spartan and the tomboy Winnie, our children were very healthy and healed wounds so fast that they even caught the attention of the U.S. Defense Department.
“Why can’t I marry my younger sisters.” The eldest, who was a boy, yelled at me with a stubborn expression, “Dad, you married your own sister, I saw your marriage license.”
Ai Mi bought our marriage certificate in Libya! I can’t even fucking understand the text on it, so how can you read at such a young age?
Also, let go of your sister’s hand! Bastard, you have three sisters, I don’t even have three sisters!
A deliberately loud question from Ai Mi brought me back to reality.
“Damn manservant, are you fantasizing about me?”
Although she was heard by the others at the table, they thought we were distant relatives. Also, Ai Mi was speaking out of turn on a regular basis, so they didn’t take it seriously and were still talking about the delicious dishes.
I admit, my imagination was getting out of hand. Imaging a scene of you naked is not proper for a brother, but I was thinking about the serious consequences if you had successfully won me over.
It would not even reach Winnie’s step. If I have any strenuous exercise now, I will get a heart attack. If I really did not resist your temptation, there’s an 80 percent chance I would die on top of you, I would die on top of my own sister!
Also, it’s just as Peng TouSi said. Ai Mi and I don’t match in terms of size. I will cause my sister to bleed to death!
Congratulations to Sum Ye on a double kill, killing yourself and your sister at the same time.
Wait until Ai ShuQiao sees the naked corpse of her son and daughter hugged together. Even if she is a cold and ruthless demon, I have no idea what expression she will have on her face.
“It’s a rather interesting way to die…”
“This used to be my son and daughter, and this is what happens when you defy me.”
Will you use us as a psychological prop to intimidate your men to not betray you?
You are a demon! Even a demon will feel inferior in front of you! Even if the two of us were made into specimens, at least help us put on some clothing since we should keep family scandals private.
In order to avoid Ai Mi’s aggressive gaze, I turned my face to the other side, towards the class leader who was separated from me by an empty chair.
Since Xiao Qin was the main contributor to the rescue, the class leader purposely left the chair for her, hoping that she would at least come and sit for a while in between taking care of her mother.
But Xiao Qin never came.
I was a little worried, was Xiao Qin actually hoping that I would stop her when she said that she was not qualified to be my girlfriend and that I should get rid of her? Did I hurt her when I simply put her status back as a childhood friend?
I realized later that of course it was a lie to say she was not sad at all, but the main reason Xiao Qin did not come to the celebration was because she received a phone call from Huo ZhenBang when she was taking care of her mother.
Huo ZhenBang went to Shanghai to try a new drug to treat AIDS and heard a report from his informer in Dong Shan City that said: Xiao Qin got into a climbing accident and that Auntie Ren had been admitted to the hospital due to a car accident. He was desperate and immediately called Xiao Qin to confirm.
When he heard that the situation was not as serious as he thought, Huo ZhenBang’s was slightly relieved, but it also revealed the fact that he was in contact with Xiao Qin behind her mother’s back.
Auntie Ren, who was emotionally unstable, was furious again and asked Xiao Qin to hand over her phone while repeating, “It’s all because of you damned men.” Later on, she also inexplicably threw a pillow at my dad. Xiao Qin finally had to cry and act cute to her mother to make her calm down.
I hope Auntie Ren takes good care of her health, I’m still waiting for her to give me a third sister.
(I can’t lose to the son from my imagination.)
My gaze inadvertently fell on the class leader. The class leader’s body immediately tensed up as if she was locked on by a sniper rifle.
Her tranquil face also suddenly turned red. She had to raise the steaming soup up to her face to slightly cover it up.
She had a look as if she was waiting for me to talk to her.
“What’s so great about Katyusha?” Ai Mi complained from my right, “It’s not cheating if you go to Winnie, but it’s cheating if you go to Katyusha.”
Cheating my ass, you’re my sister, why are you speaking as if we’re married?
The class leader knew that Ai Mi likes to give nicknames to people and also knew that she was given the nickname “Katyusha” by Ai Mi. Since her name “Shu Sha” originally had a “Sha” in it, and she was fond of Ai Mi similar to how she felt towards small dogs and cats, so she did not find the nickname insulting and gladly accepted it.
If Obama can also talk and one day suddenly opened his mouth and says to the class leader: “If you want to continue to play with me, then you have to change your name to Kakarot.” Maybe the class leader will also crazily agree to it.
The class leader, who is an anime illiterate, probably doesn’t even know that Kakarot is a Super Saiyan.
Super Saiyans grow tails, and it’s a monkey tail! I can only accept the class leader growing a cat’s tail, it would match perfectly with the cats ears I put on her last time!
The class leader’s expression became even more unnatural when she vaguely heard Ai Mi call her nickname “Katyusha” and also say the word “cheating”.
What is the class leader thinking about? Do I really have a confession text message from the class leader hidden in my cell phone? What does the text message say? According to the class leader’s character and the situation at the time, it probably wouldn’t have been what Xiao Qin said to me like “please be my boyfriend”.
“Class leader…” I hesitantly spoke up and the class leader immediately shivered, nearly spilling the soup in her porcelain bowl.
“Wh-, what is it?” The class leader did not turn to look at me and she put on a defensive stance toward me.
“You….”
“What about me?” The class leader’s face was getting redder and redder.
Is it that humiliating? What exactly did you say to me in the text message? If it wasn’t because I can’t find a suitable charger, I would have taken it out right now to have a look.
“Eat some more food.” I pointed a little awkwardly to the delicious food on the table, “It’s delicious. If you only eat a little, I feel sorry for the chef.”
What if the French chef sees the class leader’s loss of appetite and commits seppuku.
After a pause I joked, “How come you don’t seem too happy I came back alive…”
The words “I came back alive” seemed to have triggered a switch in the class leader. The class leader even stopped drinking her soup and turned her back towards me as if she would be hurt if she looked at me.
Eh, was the premise of your confession text message based on me coming back alive?
For example, “Ye Lin, if you come back alive, I’ll…”
What will you do? Will you make a lot of beef and potato stew for me to eat, or will you take the initiative to change into volleyball shorts, black stockings with cat ears and let me take pictures of you?
It has to be something very embarrassing. You probably think I have already seen your text and I deliberately said “I came back alive” to remind you to keep your promise, right?
What exactly did you promise me?
In the event I can’t charge my phone and see the text, should I take the indirect approach and let the class leader reveal what she actually said in the text message?
It’s not because I just downgraded Xiao Qin back to a childhood friend and I’m going to upgrade the class leader to a girlfriend, the reason why I want to do it is mainly out of curiosity.
Anyway, it’s fun to tease the blushing class leader. We shouldn’t leave behind any regrets in life.