Chapter 824: Hide-and-seek
“How dare you masturbate when you have your sister right here!”
Ai Mi complained to me as we rode the elevator together back to the first floor.
She still found out about it even when I tried to conceal it as much as possible before I opened the door.
I couldn’t say I was providing a semen sample for research since I had to keep my heart problems hidden, so I could only admit I was secretly jerking off in the washroom.
Luckily, Ai Mi believed me. If she discovered the paper cup with my semen and believed I had a perverted hobby of keeping my semen, then I would be too embarrassed to keep on living.
“Say something! Are you mute?” Ai Mi questioned from behind me, “Why didn’t you come to me to solve your needs? Why would you masturbate in the washroom like a loser? What will happen to my reputation as your master if this gets out?”
“Hey, you should call me brother when we’re alone! Stop referring to yourself as either sister or master selfishly…” I awkwardly pressed the buttons on the elevator.
Ai Mi had changed her mind midway through, she wanted the freight elevator to go directly to the second floor. She was going to have dinner while playing the game with her pro team. A delicious meal prepared by a French chef didn’t hold any particular appeal for her, it probably wasn’t much different than instant noodles to otaku.
“It’s not a contradiction!” Ai Mi said unreasonably, “A sister is supposed to be her brother’s master! Regardless of whether you’re a brother or a manservant, it’s only natural to call me master! Tell me! Who gave you the right to jerk off without your master’s consent?!”
“You’re being way too controlling!” I couldn’t help but retaliate, “It’s a private issue, even if you’re my sister… that’s not right! Especially because you’re my sister, you shouldn’t be trying to control me!”
“What?” Ai Mi immediately looked offended, “How dare you talk to me like that? You don’t love me anymore, do you?”
“Hey! Can you stop always changing the topic to whether I love you or not every time! It’s none of your business even if I secretly jerked off, right?”
Ai Mi didn’t answer my question directly, but asked in return, “When you said you loved me, were you lying to me?”
“Of course not! Didn’t I risk my life to save you!”
“Oh…” Ai Mi said, “So that means your life belongs to me right?”
“You could say that.” I replied without thinking.
In order to become a qualified siscon, being able to give up your life for your sister’s life at any time is a compulsory prerequisite.
“Since your life belongs to me, then your body that carries your life naturally belongs to me as well, right? Don’t you have the obligation to protect your body? Otherwise, you wouldn’t be able to use your body to serve me, right?”
“Theoretically that’s right…” I replied while feeling that there was some kind of trap waiting for me.
“So you’re not allowed to jerk off!” Ai Mi yelled at me menacingly as she stomped her little leather shoes on the elevator floor, “Your entire body, from the ends of your hair to the tips of your fingers, every millimeter, every micron, every nanometer, belongs to me! Your hands and feet belong to me, your hair and nails belong to me, and your semen also belongs to me!!!”
Hey! Ai Mi, what are you saying! Don’t say such nasty things! Even the most controlling girlfriend wouldn’t say the same thing as you!
“Hmph, isn’t it a mortal sin for you to waste your semen without my permission? Shouldn’t you apologize to me?”
“You’re the one who should apologize to the words ‘brother-sister relationship’! Don’t say those words again!”
In order to not let the people in the corridor on the second floor hear our conversation, I held down the elevator button to prevent the elevator door from opening —— the freight elevator had quite good sound insulation. B-2 also chose to fight me here, which was also the “best choice” after it did its logical deduction.
“Semen, semen, semen, semen, semen, semen, semen, semen, se——”
Ai Mi always wanted to go head on head against me. When I told her to not say it, she said it almost a hundred times in one breath.
Would your fans in the US be disappointed to know that their idol is so dirty? Or would it be the complete opposite and they would feel more excited?
My sister was going to make me cry.
“I beg you, can you please stop! Do you want your brother to kill himself by ramming his head against the elevator door?”
“Hmph, I don’t have stupid brothers who would kill themselves on an elevator door —— I can spare you from that word for now if you sincerely beg me, but what price are you going to pay?”
“Price? What price?” I was still holding down the close button on the elevator door. It seems like this freight elevator could stay closed indefinitely this way.
Ai Mi proudly crossed her arms over her slender waist, “Since you’re begging me, you’ll have to pay the price. For example, if Katyusha begs me to play with Obama, she’ll have to dress up in a maid’s outfit for me and be my underling, as for you, brother…”
“I’m going to say this ahead of time!” I said, “I’m not going to wear a maid’s outfit for you no matter what!”
“Who wants to see you in a maid outfit!” Ai Mi said furiously, “How mentally twisted do you have to be to want to see you in a maid’s outfit! Anyway, you owe me a request! I’ll make you honor it once I think of the request!”
Ai Mi ran up and pressed the open door button before I could respond, and the doors were finally opened.
Since the basement of the VIP building had been unused for many years, the only way to reach it was with the freight elevator. Normally, Ai Mi would not use the freight elevator that ran between the three floors including the basement.
After Ai Mi used the freight elevator she wasn’t familiar with to reach the second floor of the VIP building, she became confused because she entered the floor from a different point and she couldn’t find the gaming room.
She was unwilling to admit in front of me that she had a poor sense of direction. She first walked to the left, then to the right, then finally turned around and came back. She had a hesitant gaze as if she was going to get lost in her own place.
I couldn’t help but laugh in my mind when I saw this scene and it quickly showed on my face.
“Hahaha, you can’t find where the room is? It was renovated by connecting several rooms, so it’s very conspicuous…”
The more I spoke, the more Ai Mi’s frown grew.
“Shut up you damn manservant! You’re the one who disturbed me and that’s why I didn’t find it right away!”
After she got out of the elevator, she stopped calling me brother —— even when we were alone, Ai Mi didn’t particularly like to call me her brother unless she could make the conversation work in her favor.
I crossed my arms in front of my chest and said smugly, “Well? Do you want me to help lead the way? Didn’t you just say that I owed you a request? All you have to do now is ask me to lead the way, and we’ll be even…”
“Keep dreaming!” Ai Mi shouted without waiting for me to finish my sentence, “Do you want to get of it with such a simple task? It’s your obligation to lead the way… no! I don’t even need you to lead the way! I hate you! Get out of my sight! Disappear now!”
Instead of getting angry, I shrugged and took a few steps towards the team game room.
As I expected, Ai Mi began to follow behind me in less than 30 seconds. She had both her hands behind her back, she tilted her face up at a 45-degree angle and looked up at the ceiling and pretended she wasn’t following me.
Obviously, she was someone with a poor sense of direction who could even get lost in her own house, but she won’t admit it just to save her reputation? The layout of the second floor was indeed a bit more complicated than the first floor. Some places had loops and there were also many forks, for example, there was one in front of me…
I felt mischievous, so as I approached the fork in the path, I picked up speed and turned into another path as fast as possible, then I leaned against the wall to hide my figure.
I had already confirmed with my peripheral vision before: Ai Mi wasn’t following me vigilantly. Her eyes weren’t fixed on me at all times, so when she heard the noise and realized that I had suddenly disappeared, she didn’t know where I went.
After staying in the same spot for a few seconds, I heard Ai Mi’s little leather shoes begin to run on the carpet as if she was going to catch up with me who had suddenly disappeared, but she only took 4 or 5 steps before she came to a halt.
“Hmph, I could have found the way without you. I wasn’t following you in the first place, I just happened to be going in the same direction…”
My sister sounded slightly lonely as she walked slowly across the carpet.
“If I hadn’t played with the laser on my phone and drained the battery, then I could have called Peng TouSi to come resc… look for me. I don’t need a brother who leaves me behind…”
Her words caught me off guard and made me feel guilty all of a sudden.
“I’m sorry.” I stepped out of my hiding place to apologize to Ai Mi, who was walking nearby, “I won’t joke with you like that anymore. Your brother would never leave you behind.”
“Idiot.” Ai Mi suddenly laughed and her face bloomed into a smile.
“Huh?”
“Do you think I didn’t know you were hiding nearby?” Ai Mi put her left hand on her hip and raised her right hand, palm up, with a smug look.
“Hmph~ hmph~ hmph~” Ai Mi continued with an evil expression, “I only used a couple of weak words to gain sympathy, and you couldn’t hold it in anymore and came out! You’re so easy to trick! Do you think I’m really that dependent on you? Do you think I can’t do anything without you? Do you think I can even get lost in my own place?”
The corners of my mouth twitched a few times, “That aside, you did get lost, didn’t you?”
“Shut up! Hurry up and lead the way! Even Obama can lead the way! Or are you not as good as a dog?”
“Fine, fine, you didn’t get lost, just follow behind me properly.”
I agreed in a long drawn out voice. I slowed down my pace and dutifully lead Ai Mi to the team game room.